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Feb 8, 2018 2:09 PM
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ljmcawesome
#Starmanforpresident
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I looked at this post it said 557 points. I upvoted it said 1,168 points. I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrmeeseekslookatmee
r/forwardsfromgandma
anvilon
He should have done a "Be the first person to Mars!" raffle that allowed a recently dead person to be the driver.
HeDiedInABizarreGardeningAccident
Ha! Got eem!
DwightKScrute
Ijustwanttobedownvoted
exileofthewolvz
zeacorzeppelin10
MakeMeWannaShoop
Thijssie88
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
+1 for making me laugh out loud.
TheGrayZone
Excellent!
MarioBoon
Vote for KANG!
DukeFerdinandMaria
TheGrayZone
Yeah!
NotYourFamMate
TheGrayZone
That’s awesome!
the12thletter
So I guess we can safely assume that Elon Musk's horcruxes are his car, his spacesuit and his towel.
MarvinTheMartiansDog
and his flamethrower
the12thletter
I don't think he put one of these in Mars orbit, unable to retrieved for at least several decades.
PedanticGonkDroid
I think that's good, though. No matter how far away it is, I wouldn't want them all in the same place.
MarvinTheMartiansDog
of course he put a flame thower in Mars orbit, How else are they going to have weenie roasts once he builds there
HolyNightmare
CountCarophyllale
I want the bread!
Thrakesh
Seduce me.
HolyNightmare
Wha? Thrak no I’m not gonna
Thrakesh
Seduce me!
TheGrayZone
Yay!
CoolClocksClan
Dear god...
IAmNotTheDevil
No.....
DemonsPain88
I have done nothing but upvote posts for three days...
AuraOfSouls
Feel free to abduct them all, please.
Luciferisgood
They don't want them either
TheNonInsestuousJaime
Pretty please?
chrisluissanc
some are good, it is just so rare they get drowned out by all the greedy ones. This refers to all political systems of every country.
bronypokey6918
Are you prepared to step up to the plate.l?
AuraOfSouls
Okay. Just abduct the ones over the age of 60. Fair?
iPretend
Do we really need someone too?
bronypokey6918
I am under that belief
TortillaThaHun
No, let's let people govern themselves. I sure everyone will contribute to society and corruption will be a thing of the past.
bronypokey6918
I can taste that biting sarcasm~ mmmm yum yum ;)
iPretend
At least the corruption of one couldn’t directly effect the lives of hundreds of millions.
CocaineOrRaisins
As rape and murder spread across the land and the screams of children fill the air "at least it's *everyones* kids getting eaten"
Klingon00
So, what if Elon musk were trying to dispose of a body... I can’t think of a more devious plan.
nihilistdad
I can. Build a submarine first...
ChihiroDidNothingWrong
What if the body in the suit WAS Elon Musk and he's been replaced by a shape-shifting lizard man.
Ozhound
3rd person I've seen say this, stfu.
VoidofStatic
He put is 80s VHS porn collection in the trunk.
prodmerc
Then he'd get home, go to his safe room and do the evilest evil laugh ever?
GerberLegalTeam
Maybe that's why it went slightly off course. Now elons secret is very very far away.
YouThinkThatsBad
I like the idea of there being a guy who until the last minute keeps lifting the helmet to check, you know, just in case...
EIonMusk
Well that didn't happen
merpderphurpburp
ElderMaxson
Hey, while I have you for a second, can you build me a giant airship and a giant nuke chucking robot? Thanks.
dannakala
The engineers would notice the extra ~140 lbs and the fact that Elon dragged the suit in late at night and didn't let anyone touch it
AlphaKill
Maybe thats why the center core didnt have enough fuel to re-light
misterturdcat
You do realize he could pay them off millions each. Plus he's super cool I would totally have his back.
dannakala
Yeah but paying people millions to help dispose of a body is no longer "devious", at least to me.
cattywumpus
"Shhhh. It's Bezos. I am Amazon now."
zergzapper
I would be okay with this probably