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https://www.fox5dc.com/news/parrot-clams-up-after-it-was-detained-for-warning-owners-of-law-enforcement-presence-in-drug-raid
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/24/brazil-drug-parrot-trained-as-lookout-for-dealers
PaperStSoapCompany
Polly Tight Lips
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
The cops'll never cracker
TheDogEnd
If course, it's a parrot not a rat
StrangePaegan
Not-singing on its crew mates.
ruferto
parrots are pretty smart
nowiwantpancakes
It’s not like they can threaten him with putting him in a cage.
moonsaves
That sentence makes no sense.
lddiaz
Polly will cut a bitch.
BossVarriack
Lol pictured two detectives doing good cop bad cop on the bird
YouBeTrollin
KiwiGameDev
MeisterKleister
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Jailbirb
goflyblind
johnny tightbeak
porcubot
A sentence that was written but missed a few words and is incomplete.
CarnivorousManatee
*Catches sight of own reflection in two-way mirror of the interrogation room*
Theraininspaindrainsmainlydownthemainvein
Reminds me of
OhIfIMust
ThailandExpress
DeliciousMeatCurtains
This has gotta be a parody….
DaffydeDick
Bird doesn't want to speak to Faux News. Smart bird.
iBoulderDash
Don't forget about DL-6! *SQUAWK*
tylercutebiker
Polly wanna lawyer....
alaest0r
Oo that's a good one
StevieTheAussie
They’d better hope there isn’t one named Phoenix Wright. He’s done this stuff before…
nukesontheway
Can I recommend
tylercutebiker
lol. that's perfect.
CitizenPrime
Ride or die
AisforApple
JoshuaHarazin
The sentence structure of that title is bothering me. There's no predicate.
DedoLebeda
At least there is a predicate offence.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Why tf would they detain the parrot? What evidence could it possibly provide? Would they put it on the stand to testify?
skipweasel
It's no stool-pigeon.
Bristlecone42
Something something jailbird
copingcabana
MarioBoon
Ha CHA CHA CHAAA!
skipweasel
He's an old ex-con that's been away
myboylollipop
Now he's back, no one's safe!
woozle
snitches get stitches
ifyouwanttickbuyaclock
Rats get bats
qwertdeep
The grass gets the ass, wait a minute…
iamlegendinjapan
When all he wants is the scritches
GuyFromDeathValley
And talkers get walkers