DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
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Came home from work to find all the drawers dumped on the floor. First thought, gf was in a hurry looking for stuff. No wait. She wouldn’t dump out my drawers too. Found the back door forced, actually split the door, the jam held. Totally ransacked all the drawers and closets. Didn’t take a thing. iPads, Switch, Playstations, laptops, cash, watches, TVs, all left behind. I’m not a dealer. No guns in the house. Nearest I can figure the neighbor got home and spooked them (shared drive). Wtf. So confused. Pain in my ass. Feeling lucky
Zetor
Thief: Bro, you live like this?
ButLogicallyTho
Lol check your remote for batteries
CuttleFishOfCthulu
Got any shithead kids in your neighborhood?
Grankotte
Assholes everywhere you say. Forced entry, back door broken, "pain in the ass". Are you 100% sure they did not take your dignity?
SpaceManTrip
You should check if they left a upper-decker
DonGeilo2087
Search the house for bugs.
superkavi
They could be hiding inside the house.
Adin1
Nothing was taken but something was left behind
andwings2go
They didn’t take cash? That’s someone you know that wants their “——“ back.
astrid28
Someone broke into my car, riffled through my cd's... took one guns n roses... left the other 60 ish... ... I was kinda insulted.... :/
Kagenical
You just got a search warrant executed, lol.
chrochtato
"Pain in my ass". Are your ass painkillers missing?
youdontknowmeormydog
It's a horrible feeling, I hope it passes soon.
RustyNeX
wait they broke in and just left assholes everywhere?!?
lifeisadadjoke
Two teens broke my sliding glass door trying to break into my house. They didn't check if I was home (I was). Police dogs tracked them down.
lifeisadadjoke
My backyard is a huge ravine and I saw them fall down into it running from me. I would have hurt them badly if I did. Dogs made them scream.
ChoochasaurusRex
The probably crop dusted your whole house
panshand
FBI
shoeonheadanditsyou
crazy, i hated feeling that some asshole broke into your home, happy to hear nothing was taking. now have 2 ring cams watching the doors
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
Worst part there. I know I got a ring for Christmas. But haven’t seen fan cause covid.
DeepBlueNothing
I would almost be offended, like what's wrong with my stuff that they didn't even want to steal it.
gtmiller
Maybe suspect of things that can be tracked. Or thought they had drugs.
komdernouffbijjoh8
In my mind I see a man in a bathrobe, running behind a car. "What about this SNES?!? It has Zelda!!!"
UnofficialBMO
"You think you're better than me?"
TheNoirAntagonist
Check for hidden cameras and microphones make sure you also might have had anything digital cloned or passwords copied so best to change 1/2
TheNoirAntagonist
Any password on your devices that are auto fill and displayable.
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
Nothing new on the network. I’ll check the laptop but think it was dead. Good idea thanks
CountBackwardsFrom10
Dude sanitize everything nd check for cams. What if they rubbed thier junk on your bread?!
Machi4vel
Is that a camel toe
LotusBlossom209
Happened to me one time when I came home from work but it was a long time ago. But they took my stuff.
LotusBlossom209
Glad you’re safe at least
yoginioftruth
They could possibly come back. Thats what I'd be scared of anyway.
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
Which is why the new door is steel. And the cameras have been ordered.
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
They would be too scared to risk it. Knowing that you will be on your guard now will make it too risky to try again.
deathandtaxes1
If nothing was taken it means they were after something specific, which means it wasn’t random it was targeted.
annterland
Like drugs or money. I had a breakin exactly like this. Scared my poor cats terribly
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
Also scared my cats. If they were looking for drugs they had the wrong house.
zazznz
Looking for the spare key to your car.
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
Jokes on them. I lost that shit long ago.
ThanosTheGreat
My neighbour had his hose cut. Like. Just part of it cut off. Near the connector. It’s just so passive aggressive.
ThanosTheGreat
It’s a steel clip connector. So you need to like add a plastic connector to fix it. Coz the steel is crimped. But like who does that?
ThanosTheGreat
And it’s not cut in half. They just cut about 5” away from the connector. And left it. Completely left the other hose intact.
ThanosTheGreat
So housemate reckons they cut out an extra piece to use for a bong. Which yeah makes sense. But that’s so funny.
LovelyMover
Maybe you had nothing worth taking! That probably doesn’t help. Sorry man I got burgled on Xmas eve one time while at a family party. It sux
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
I’m glad they didn’t like my stuff lol.
LovelyMover
Always a bright side man. Tidy up, new locks...
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
I hated that door anyway. We’ve been talking about replacing it. But exterior doors that look good aren’t cheap.
LovelyMover
Insurance? Always worth a try if you got it
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
Only thing we can find missing is costume jewelry. Doors are expensive but not as high as the deductible.