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May 19, 2018 11:13 PM
IHAVEJUSTTHEGIFFORTHAT
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NineColonels100
This worked for me.
Z0neTan
You think its a monster but it's really just me
Drgreennug
love the dark, makes everything in the light go away.
hashbaz
Scariest thing in the dark is you anyways.
Aramis424
exosystems
TRIED AS A GIRL. DID NOT WORK.
IHAVEJUSTTHEGIFFORTHAT
Lmao that might have the opposite effect
ExplosiveFirePoops
bealtimint
IHAVEJUSTTHEGIFFORTHAT
Damn that’s quite a rhythm you got there
ElMexitaquito
Unless it's your uncle's ghost
darksniperknight
I assign monsters to every person in the world. But I have this 1 case. No monster could scare him, no monster wanted to be near him. So
darksniperknight
came time for me to take the case. As night fell, I waited under his bed. He crawled into bed and shut off the light, now it was my time
darksniperknight
to scare. Did he whistle, and what is that sound? OH GOD!
idownvoteyouruglycats
Don’t close the window or shades either. Let the monsters outside see what they’d be up against. Leave the light on if you’re scared.
KaiHerrera
Stream it live too for the monsters on the internet
IHAVEJUSTTHEGIFFORTHAT
That sounded way creepy lol
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Look at me while I finish!!!
TheDivineUsersub
Then the monster growls from the darkness... "I'm almost finished... and soon, so shall you..."
Kakioodle
Oh god I would die just from hearing that
ShizStain
AltHorrorPunk
incubi/succubi would be into that.
fiddlewheelx
thatsmyfetish.dw40
hoopsnek
Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster
ib0b
Arracor
"Thanks son."
Grimravage
It makes that zombie seem like he is retreating in disgust
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I feel like this won't work as well for women...
DaveC426913
I tried this. Now every time I look into a dark corner anywhere, I get a boner.
spacejeeesus
Greekos1
If scary movies taught me anything, after a sexy time you will die.
TheEvenPrez
False, incubi and succubi are technically monsters and want to see that.
richg1960
It's worked for me for over 40 years. I've never seen a monster in my bedroom.
Grimmsly
When I was a kid I would make sure I farted before I went to sleep so they wouldn't want me
hofbrauhauss
Ohhhhhh man that’s hilarious!!!! Still laughing. Fukin saved!
TPotShax
This works up until you start compulsively masturbating in dark and scary situations. "mysterious headless hiker found with dick in hand"
NostalgicHooligan
AliCatDarling
IHAVEJUSTTHEGIFFORTHAT
CitrusTsunami
This genuinely made me LOL so thank you, human poster person
Physicsteacher1986
kurukatsu
Have you heard about the lust demons or the seven deadly sins?
Y200
Slaanesh
Perfzilla
who's the real monster now?
GodEmperor0fMankind
Oh yeah. You like that you filthy little monster?
reineseele
There are monsters in this world, without a doubt, so i believe in curses. So who or whatever ends me is in for a treat...just sayin.
Down2
Shhhh Im doing Im doing this for you.... Now say plz stop in a disgruntled tone.
AidenT92
Onlyhereforthelaughs
You either die at the hand of a monster, or live long enough to use your hand to become the monster.
Thehangryasian
Like we didn't already know
modicumjones
Tonberryc
In all seriousness, when I was little, I looked into the mirror in the dark. Wait for your eyes to adjust, and you'll realize you're (1/2)
Tonberryc
by far the scariest thing in the room. (2/2)
theyregooddogsbrant
Then you feel dry scaly lips slowly nibbling the tip
pyrogriffin
https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE
demoncandy
WAT
fartharder
Stop. Now I'm getting aroused.
DemiDevinmon
Tacepocket
N0ticeablyFAT
And it's inside now. Great.
getotterhere
Tisbutafleshwound
Close your eyes. It all feels the same.
fartharder
Macewindow54
So thrust up forcefully right before you cum.
ThySausagePrince
Fuck, don't turn me on like that...
HannibalCheese
Meh, a mouth's a mouth at 3 a.m.
turbochop3300
I think I just shit my own dick upon hearing that
puck2dag
I anit fraided o no ghost
mastshin
"he slimed me"~ghost
LetTheLiquorDoTheThinkings
.... go on ....
ghsdkgb
9 months later, a baby monster slides out through your dick
TapToRetry
Ridley Scott? That you?
KakAlakin
... go on...
UsernameMustBeFourCharactersOrLonger
And then you have to pay 18 years worth of human souls as child support
Livingstone98
Fuck man, you ruined my boner.
Randomolio
Go on...
ilikeyourpics
...Fuck go back
GodsFoot
What, you need my account number?