Feb 26, 2022 9:24 AM
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BlueCoyote42
Ukraine of cones.
BookGoblinz
Another good reason to learn to drive well and improve your spacial awareness and alertness on the road... Yes, I Drive big old trucks.
Evilpercy
VLC player is a tough program.
Ayunico
The cone of shame, for not following simple rules.
GreenMnM
Putting cones on metal objects, especially small in ground objects is a normal practice. As you've found out
2B4U
An iconic cone
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
that'll buff right out
Bonchoman
That cone is the Ukrainian people
kornykush
Yooo make sure the Ukrainians see this shit and have them use this on russian personnel vehicles.
Luficer
ThicclikePaulBunyan
The cone is the Ukrainian Army
stilloldbull
My dad told me to never drive over anything I could steer around.
volunteervancouver
RackhamTheRed
Bamboozled again
Catsbycat
I wish that was one of the Russian trucks.
justplainvanilla
v
floofnmeeps
Pretty sneaky sis
SatelliteKid86
Oh dayum
captainfakeypants
This reminds me of the FW: FW: FW: RE: Mailbox vs Snowplough story from the email memes era of the internet....
zenoshogun
derzoomer
Its a Tarp!
Yes, tarp. Written wrong on purpose :-D
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Don't mess with a cone
maskedrabbit
It's_about_the_cones.jpeg
xyxyxyxy31
IchabobJones
Its almost like the cone was there to say "hey, don't drive right here"
Tooltimedave
Here in Vegas it means an empty lane to go by all the traffic.
VirtualNaut
We have that here in Chicago too. It’s usually where construction is occurring so it’s nice to have an exclusive lane when the others stall.
NewmarketMTB
awesome idea!
SpaceSphere
Only downside is blocking the fire hydrant
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
But it was not. It was a trick
invisibulman
But they were all of them deceived.
SalmonTheWise
Bamboozled again.
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Looks like it was filled with concrete?
NooPogodi
It's not a trick it's an illusion
GoodChange
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
But they were all deceived, for another, firmer, cone was hidden inside.
majorserenity
For a metal cone was forged in secret.
otiumCatulli
Jaqdakloun
One cone to rule them all.
CamelEnamel
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
Cone-dor has no king. Cone-dor needs no king.
marthafarquar
This is what happens when you get sick of putting cones out to stop people hitting the fire hydrant then watch assholes just drive over them
jerrycFlyer
That "cone" is in the approach. If the fire hydrant is that close to the edge of the approach, they should curb it.
THUNDERSTORE
Then you put down a bullet proof and armored cone
Hammsammiches
I watched a van take out a tall cone and drag it with them for a while yesterday. Hit it as the worker was about to pick it up.
Megapyton66
But it looks like a fire truck..?
Mordeths
It has stabilizers. It's cherry picker electrical utility truck
Skr121
I think it's a utility truck with a crane. See the big silver square? That's telescoping legs to support the truck.
itsallaboutthecones
Not sure why people are down voting you for a mistake. It's definitely an electrical company bucket truck.
Lionheart4G
Utility truck at most. No obvious markings or emergency vehicle coloring.
BigFatBobbie
If an ice-cream truck brings ice-cream, shouldn't a fire truck bring fire?
One ONE guy can be relied upon to bring us hot FY YAH ?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
"way ahead of you" - Ray Bradbury
Sounds like you would enjoy Fahrenheit 421.
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
I'm a plumber who has had to repair hit fire hydrants. Not a bad job unless its cold out because its WET
xcopperx
Putting in a line stop if needed is the worst part
webgambit
In my younger days I caught a job installing waterline for a city. I remember being so shocked to see how long the fire hydrant was.
kodiak931155
Yeah, they're growers not showers
JesaraB
Had one hit in front of my house as a kid, it wasn't wet, because something was broken with it. They had to replace it then inspect every
other hydrant for the same failure, they actually thanked my mom for running it over and bringing it to their attention.
RummageSaleBubbler
What's in the cone?
XuncuTheTiger
Spite.
vigothecruel
Wrath.
detour512
This man seen yelling this exact question -
stlouiscardinalsfan7
Tire murder
nanerhands
Conecrete
mcbotulism
Tire hurting juice.
alternator43
Spite
76000BatteryLlamas
Snapped off lamp post
Tredicidodici
cosonfused
what's in the cooooooooooooooone!
mmontour
Pain
3006mv
Tire and wheel destroying material
cfry23
Hatred and malice
DameDePiques
And the will to rip all tires
depyoutea
That’s a cone full of cement baby.
MrCement
I think you lost a comma somewhere.
minepagan
Cement? Das conk creet baybee
revelator
CPP53
I like the imagine that “What’s in the cone?” was the original line at the end of Seven.
Blueb3
Frenchgeek
Revenge.
fatrat48
But what's in your pants?
IGotLordVoldemortsNose
The strongest avenger
IfiHadToChooseBetweenTheMailAndTheTacos
Dryheat
Into this Cone he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Cone to rule them all.
magila
One cone to find them. One cone to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
RangerNurse
Doom!
DisUsernameAmsDildos
copingcabana
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
thomn8r
I can just imagine what it smells like
mambonumberfour
BaconAlmighty
Smells like her candle
GOOP!
FreelanceSpermDonor
I think there was a metal post or rod set in the concrete to keep vehicles away from the hydrant. The cone placed on top for visibility?
ProperWeirdo
Crack in the concrete under the cone agrees
brambleramble
this seems likely
bananadancer101
This makes sense.
BlueCoyote42
Ukraine of cones.
BookGoblinz
Another good reason to learn to drive well and improve your spacial awareness and alertness on the road... Yes, I Drive big old trucks.
Evilpercy
VLC player is a tough program.
Ayunico
The cone of shame, for not following simple rules.
GreenMnM
Putting cones on metal objects, especially small in ground objects is a normal practice. As you've found out
2B4U
An iconic cone
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
that'll buff right out
Bonchoman
That cone is the Ukrainian people
kornykush
Yooo make sure the Ukrainians see this shit and have them use this on russian personnel vehicles.
Luficer
ThicclikePaulBunyan
The cone is the Ukrainian Army
stilloldbull
My dad told me to never drive over anything I could steer around.
volunteervancouver
RackhamTheRed
Bamboozled again
Catsbycat
I wish that was one of the Russian trucks.
justplainvanilla
floofnmeeps
Pretty sneaky sis
SatelliteKid86
Oh dayum
captainfakeypants
This reminds me of the FW: FW: FW: RE: Mailbox vs Snowplough story from the email memes era of the internet....
zenoshogun
derzoomer
Its a Tarp!
derzoomer
Yes, tarp. Written wrong on purpose :-D
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Don't mess with a cone
maskedrabbit
It's_about_the_cones.jpeg
xyxyxyxy31
IchabobJones
Its almost like the cone was there to say "hey, don't drive right here"
Tooltimedave
Here in Vegas it means an empty lane to go by all the traffic.
VirtualNaut
We have that here in Chicago too. It’s usually where construction is occurring so it’s nice to have an exclusive lane when the others stall.
NewmarketMTB
SpaceSphere
Only downside is blocking the fire hydrant
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
But it was not. It was a trick
invisibulman
But they were all of them deceived.
SalmonTheWise
Bamboozled again.
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Looks like it was filled with concrete?
NooPogodi
It's not a trick it's an illusion
GoodChange
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
But they were all deceived, for another, firmer, cone was hidden inside.
majorserenity
For a metal cone was forged in secret.
otiumCatulli
Jaqdakloun
One cone to rule them all.
CamelEnamel
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
Cone-dor has no king. Cone-dor needs no king.
marthafarquar
This is what happens when you get sick of putting cones out to stop people hitting the fire hydrant then watch assholes just drive over them
jerrycFlyer
That "cone" is in the approach. If the fire hydrant is that close to the edge of the approach, they should curb it.
THUNDERSTORE
Then you put down a bullet proof and armored cone
Hammsammiches
I watched a van take out a tall cone and drag it with them for a while yesterday. Hit it as the worker was about to pick it up.
Megapyton66
But it looks like a fire truck..?
Mordeths
It has stabilizers. It's cherry picker electrical utility truck
Skr121
I think it's a utility truck with a crane. See the big silver square? That's telescoping legs to support the truck.
itsallaboutthecones
Not sure why people are down voting you for a mistake. It's definitely an electrical company bucket truck.
Lionheart4G
Utility truck at most. No obvious markings or emergency vehicle coloring.
BigFatBobbie
If an ice-cream truck brings ice-cream, shouldn't a fire truck bring fire?
BigFatBobbie
One ONE guy can be relied upon to bring us hot FY YAH ?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
"way ahead of you" - Ray Bradbury
itsallaboutthecones
Sounds like you would enjoy Fahrenheit 421.
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
I'm a plumber who has had to repair hit fire hydrants. Not a bad job unless its cold out because its WET
xcopperx
Putting in a line stop if needed is the worst part
webgambit
In my younger days I caught a job installing waterline for a city. I remember being so shocked to see how long the fire hydrant was.
kodiak931155
Yeah, they're growers not showers
JesaraB
Had one hit in front of my house as a kid, it wasn't wet, because something was broken with it. They had to replace it then inspect every
JesaraB
other hydrant for the same failure, they actually thanked my mom for running it over and bringing it to their attention.
RummageSaleBubbler
What's in the cone?
XuncuTheTiger
Spite.
vigothecruel
Wrath.
detour512
This man seen yelling this exact question -
stlouiscardinalsfan7
Tire murder
nanerhands
Conecrete
mcbotulism
Tire hurting juice.
alternator43
Spite
76000BatteryLlamas
Snapped off lamp post
Tredicidodici
Spite
cosonfused
what's in the cooooooooooooooone!
mmontour
Pain
3006mv
Tire and wheel destroying material
cfry23
Hatred and malice
DameDePiques
And the will to rip all tires
depyoutea
That’s a cone full of cement baby.
MrCement
I think you lost a comma somewhere.
minepagan
Cement? Das conk creet baybee
revelator
CPP53
I like the imagine that “What’s in the cone?” was the original line at the end of Seven.
Blueb3
Spite.
Frenchgeek
Revenge.
fatrat48
But what's in your pants?
IGotLordVoldemortsNose
The strongest avenger
IfiHadToChooseBetweenTheMailAndTheTacos
Dryheat
Into this Cone he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Cone to rule them all.
magila
One cone to find them. One cone to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
RangerNurse
Doom!
DisUsernameAmsDildos
copingcabana
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
thomn8r
I can just imagine what it smells like
mambonumberfour
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
BaconAlmighty
Smells like her candle
mambonumberfour
GOOP!
FreelanceSpermDonor
I think there was a metal post or rod set in the concrete to keep vehicles away from the hydrant. The cone placed on top for visibility?
ProperWeirdo
Crack in the concrete under the cone agrees
brambleramble
this seems likely
bananadancer101
This makes sense.