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Jan 19, 2017 8:39 AM
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bue77er
Ahhh... The old days... When women and children could feel safe walking their reptiles alone in the city. It's just not like it used to be..
ridingfunny
yeah right. just a few days back, a woman turned to pay for the taxi, and her kid was gone :I
Apelehamamama
Righting the wrongs of history - on the FP now!
itsthatsweetsweettrash
That pelican is walking all gracefully in his shoes...unlike when I put nice loafers on my savagely uncouth hound.
LeaveLuck2Heaven
I feel like that one maybe has the shoes on over bandages, maybe it got injured? All conjecture but that's my guess
Meemal
Upvoted when I saw the snake in #1. Sadly Bummed and impressed by the balancing elephant . PT Barnum closing shows a new meaning of progress
Janusha
I doubt the validity of some of these.
GregoriusDaneli
#3: "Look, Mittens, we can't BOTH be on vocals. Tell you what: I'LL sing, YOU play." And thus, Keyboard Cat was born that day.
ridingfunny
haha !
Glitterisarvikuono
When i was a kid, i didn't have a FUCKING GODZILLA as a fucking pet!!! This is so unfair...
Kentastick
Cold turkey. Haha
YourMotherWasAHamsterAndYourFatherSmeltOfEldeberries
I was thinking hipster turkey!
ridingfunny
What the heck ! Why couldnt i think the same !
Gink0
omg you are a visionary
LBot1
A Cold "Jive" Turkey
glacialbae
JickityChi
It took 3 images for you to get your +1. Ya done good kid, ya done real good
fartharder
Well, nowI have a better understanding of all those "crazy" laws about things you can't do.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Illegal to have a snake on a leash in downtown Boobsweatersville.
isitduckorduct
Yesteryears is such a great word.
ComanderNaismith
i love that people are just people :D then and now... our environment changes, but not our essence :P
tori910
But what would @IH8MYPP 's gif's look like?
nothingontv
Instead now it's all Trump is an ass, goodbyes to Obama and confession bears looking for congratulations on their super edgy confessions.
isitduckorduct
How do you even climb onto an ostrich?
ridingfunny
Well, you balance and do some magic, and hope you sit on top :I
pandro
I love that she's doing this *sidesaddle.* I'm female so I can say it takes really big ovaries to do that.
prawnklng
Now post a yesteryear user sub pic.
ridingfunny
I want to, but what i have even beat modern usersub submissions :I
pROCkrastinator
Iaimtomisbehave
DopeyFuckedaPenguinAgain
Its an old strategy Cotton, lets see if it pays off for em
superawesomesaitama
Hate it when they use animals for our amusement!
Refmylife
Why? I have an ant farm. And I am their God!!! They bow down before me or face the apocalypse!!!!
YoureAllUpInMyMixLikeFuckinBettyCrocker
My nephew just got an ant farm for his birthday...I can totally see him saying what you did, and it made me giggle profusely.
Legdig
I like to imagine a massive pipeline 8ft in diameter with screens every so often. "The intertube"
aer0nz
That rack on #1 !
sethynvrsleeps
the *Knockers* on that madam!
ridingfunny
And a pet snek to protect 'em !
Shrouder
Burlesque dancer "Zorita" in the '40s - http://theoddmentemporium.tumblr.com/post/27568045706/burlesque-queen-miss-zorita-walking-her-snake
cheeseslaw
Hummina hummina hummina
giraffpappa
Reptiles and racks - my favourite section of cuteoverload.com.
furriephillips
Never mind the rack, she's walking a snek! Also, what a statuesque beauty - great rack!
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Is that code for snake?
WhyEyeEn
No, but I'll show her another snake
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Good game, amigo.
skooterLaughin
You never made it to #2, did you?
QuazMasta
He made it to #2, it just took a few minutes and his hand is tired now.
theuberkevlar
You misspelled seconds and finger and thumb
satanisnatasbackwards
we need to make a vintage imgur day with only vintage or vintage style posts
pandro
...and cynical me is thinking, "how do we know this isn't a modern pic with some photoshop effects?"
satanisnatasbackwards
no thats the thing, people could do that, as long as it maintains a vintage style
IcemanChilled
The good old days! When animal abuse wasn't just acceptable, it was expected!
ridingfunny
The sentence is an English learner's nightmare. Accepted and Expected and Excepted !
WoopDeFrickenDoo
Kind of like today! *eats ham sandwich*
LeaveLuck2Heaven
oooooo good one, truth
hyptosis
Yup!
TomTrifik
Amber Alerts weren't an issue as long as your 4 year old daughter wandered around with a pet Alligator on a leash.
Jayrunn
"I am not enjoying this." -every animal probably
baraseth
Thought #1 was just a picture of a girl with great tits. I just now noticed the snake.
baraseth
And, I am a straight female. Whoops.
ridingfunny
so wat was more impressive ! pet snek or vintage bewbs :)
skooterLaughin
A bowling kangaroo? A boxing Alsatian? A grabby lobster? To the front page!
iwyn
And a nip slip
RocketRodster
Dam you PETA, this could be us right now!
octosocks
"A grabby lobster" :) :) :)
Snarkywisecrack
Of all the dumps, this is the cream of the crop.
ImAGrower
Lobster one is not a real one. I mean the lobster. The picture is real.
iswim
How do they attach the bowling ball to his little paw/foot?
ridingfunny
The bestest comment . i LOLed :)
ZircZZ
You forgot the cold turkey...
SuperFluffyRabbitEater
In Norwegian turkey is "kalkun", and "kal" sounds like "kald" = cold. So the name for turkey would be coldkey. To sum up it made me laugh.
Wellfuckmesideways
Is it just me or is that a giant fucking lobster?
Mythikun
Why isnt she panicking? That's a freaking monster
Refmylife
It's probably either dead or fake. Maybe both.
MrNoodlemansbrother
It's just you.
Wellfuckmesideways
Ah ok thanks
mechanicalchaos
I hope to god that thing is fake. That or we really need to invest move into discovering what happened to our lobster populations.
candar
... you're joking right? we ate them. we ate goddamn all of them. just like all other huge animals.
mechanicalchaos
We ate the dinosaurs?!
MichaeIScott
I was looking for this. Is that normal? Because that thing is fucking terrifyingly huge.
totalwiener
Lobsters can live for fucking years and can get HUGE. Thing is we harvest them so often that we don't see any of this size anymore.
Wellfuckmesideways
That's what I'm thinking. I mean I haven't seen a ton of lobsters but they've all been much smaller than that
ilovebees
afaik lobsters don't really die of old age, they just get too big to exist anymore...
WilliamKeith
Fisherman love to take a big catch, which selects against size over the years. http://n.pr/2iGzf5S Watch yearly record fish sizes shrink.
imgurspamaccount
People were just a lot smaller back then
Lintro
ridingfunny
WTF, this alone should on FP !
FetalFugitive
Funny internet videos!
usersubbordercontrol
I wonder.. could gifs from regular show actually make FP?
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
sauce bruh, sauce?
Frito4president
Pretty sure it's Regular Show bro
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
never watched it, thanks though
LegitimacyProject
It ended on Monday, rip
Yesnoyesmaybeno
Ah really? Gotta say it was one of the best shows to air on cn. Up there with Ed edd n eddy and samurai jack and Advt
NickyGrandCasa
That picture of the elephant standing on its front legs though... Sad AF!
cgmaker
And then the elephant somersaults onto the guy.
Randersuarus
I did a paper on elephant abuse for show. It is absolutely horrible.
notsymbolic
Make an Imgur post about it.
Zulkier
Entertainment in the yesteryears seems somewhat built on animal abuse
Oddfish
And entertainment today has it's foundations in child abuse. (See Toddlers in Tiaras, full contact Football) See it all comes full circle
Cojesa
I know, who the hell though up crap like that.
debunker
The same people who wouldn't let black people drink out of the same water fountain.
DeadHamster
Well yea it's unhygienic. I wouldn't drink out of the same fountain as an elephant, and I don't see why black people should either.
Geek13
This is good.
totalwiener
#TitsOutForTopsy
LeaveLuck2Heaven
10/10 would get tits out for
Gink0
Now this is absolutely I could get behind, even though I would prefer to be in front of
haHAaaaaaahhh
http://imgur.com/t/TitsOutForTopsy
wonder89
It triggered me about the horrors it must have been through
badyeti
Why on earth downvote this, it's so true....sadly.
maryjane4u
Probably because they said triggered or something. Irdk.
badyeti
The people on here are really odd.
Tritan2
I don't think that one is real. The PSI generated on the contact patches of the elephant's feet would be too high for bottles to sustain.
mightymoxie
I think they're talking about the last photo
automaticallymoderated
I believe there are discs to distribute the weight.
HisBabes
I know what it feels like to step on a rock, I can't imagine those bottles digging into it's feet. I want to cry over that picture.
igivetheinternets
What was 1920s photoshop called?
Tritan2
Daguerreotypeshop duh.
XComApocalypse
But half of us wouldn't be able to upvote!
polarbearrodeo
Imgur would have been ahead of the times.
Renrooni
Lol!!!
AmazonYvie
Yup
ridingfunny
haha ! Exactly, then @sarah and company would have done their job! 'Ahh this is cool, this usersub should be on the FP, wtf is this image...
istillhavenocluewhattodo
Imgur would be a weekly magazine in these times. upvotes would be sent by mail. thats how i imagine that
vasquaal
Clever bastard +1
THErealestSlimShady
I just want you to know. I switched to my phone after seeing this on my desktop so I didn't have to sign in but I could still upvote
hoboranger
and thats why times were good
hippybobby
In that case..1/2
hippybobby
Edward Macaroni Fork!!!
onlyhalfghost
Don't tempt fate, man.
KevinBhall
gold
CantRunWorthaDamnKenyan
And you couldn't see black twitter dumps
ohmegatron
Those were the days.
XComApocalypse
https://memecrunch.com/meme/192B5/pepperidge-farm-remembers/image.png?w=448&c=1
Cortezdelanoche
It's funny because it kills me inside!
AdrianBaseley
Splendid work, simply splendid!
ScopesMouthwashTrial
I mean none of us would have been able...no computers...no phones.
strodaddy1
Best comment ever lol
highhorse
You clever SOB.
CycleGrizzly
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
As a straight white male, I think I'll get me some of them slaves.
CycleGrizzly
hispanicyankee
In the future where they have flying cars instead of this shitty ground-car garbage
DukeDarkwood
We were supposed to have them TWO YEARS AGO! Robert Zemeckis lied to us all!
seemetrollinh8in
HAH except you turn on the tv to see President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
hispanicyankee
Isn't that awesome?
seemetrollinh8in
Yes, but not if you're hoping for an advanced civilization
CycleGrizzly
yourmomisminenow
I'm pretty sure the general consensus about flying cars that all the car companies/governments have is "LMFAO No"
chrisnumbers
I don't know. drones are getting pretty good.
yourmomisminenow
The way I see it if accidents on the ground are mostly clusterfucks I cannot imagine what an accident mid air would be like lol.
Ravenuser
Future bacteria would kill you fast.
hispanicyankee
Nah, I'd be born at the time, I'll have immunity. And they'll have genetically engineered viruses to kill all the bacteria already
swinglinered
Personal cruise-missiles for everyone!
abysmalk
3/5ths of an upvote
NickRivieraMD
wrong group yo
Scuttlebutte
http://imgur.com/1xzQkSo
UncomfortableTruths
Wrong century. Good joke, though.
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
hippybobby
5/7ths
PhillStew
hmm. Combating a reference with a different reference... Risky move cotton, lets see how it plays out
Gink0
So, a perfect upvote?
KillerEMT
mrmartini
you know, if they counted slaves as a whole person each, antebellum southern states would have been worth 40% more electoral votes? 1/2
mrmartini
2/2 off topic, I know, but that's what the electoral college was all about. There weren't many white, male, landowners in the south 2/3
mrmartini
3/3 it helped level the playing field. If the 3/5th compromise wasn't there, Lincoln never would have won.
Omegilla
This needs more upvotes...
hippybobby
Edward Macaroni Fork
AngeloPetraglia
My friend asked what this means, can someone explain it to the poor guy?
vidmagnuson
Referring to the fact that in the early days of America, black people were valued at 3/5ths of a person in order to determine population ►►
vidmagnuson
Referring to the fact that in the early days of America, black people were valued at 3/5ths of a person in order to determine population ►►
vidmagnuson
for the purposes of representation in congress. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise
AngeloPetraglia
That makes sense now. I suppose abysmalk is black. Dots are now connected. My friend thanks you.