Historical Faces Reconstructed Dump

Dec 27, 2016 12:22 AM

RVAROA

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King Tutankhamun

St. Paul the Apostle

King Philip II of Macedon

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Johann Sebastian Bach

Robert the Bruce (may have had leprosy although other diseases have been suggested)

Dante Alighieri

Homo Rhodesiensis

American Civil War soldier who drowned when his ironclad sank.

King Henri IV of France

Copernicus

Queen Nefertiti

King Richard III

Maximilien Robespierre

Simon Bolivar

George Washington

A Plymouth woman who died at Jamestown

Otzi the Iceman

Rameses II, Pharaoh of Egypt

Pocahontas

Anne Boleyn (wowza!)

I'd party with Otzi.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was 1.626 m tall; Elijah Wood same, see doppelgänger!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could go for many many more dumps like this.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

TIL King Henri IV of France is Robin Williams.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Damn Jamestown. Show me some of that sweet sweet forearm...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

why call that black guy a homo though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tut= Barbara Streisand, Mozart = Elijah Wood

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd nefer her titty.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

#5 there's a fucking bust statue made by a master sculptor... why does it need to be recreated into something else?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Wax museums.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i said "something else"... look at the differences between the two.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Otzi looks like Kris Kristofferson

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Or...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Exactly!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn at that civil war soldier tho

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

I know.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Mmhmmmmmm.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Homo Rhodesiensis is not a "Rhodesian man". It's a 300,000 year old extinct early human ancestor

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

"Rhodesian man" is the common name for Homo Rhodesiensis, because that's where it was found and what the Latin name means.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The meme is from a white supremacist website so its probably not "reconstructed" anything either

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Really? Sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wolfgang is Lip from Shameless

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Absolutely

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

holy shit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

George Washington. Is. Adorable.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just don't ask him to throw a party.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of my grandma a bit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just wait until he smiles.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

American civil war soldier who died when his ironclad sank is a bae.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually # 20 is actress Q'orianka Kilcher. She is of native Quecha(Peru) and German descent. She played Pocahontas in a movie.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Ahhhh I just posted I was sure that was from the "The New World" film.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She kinda looks like Jennifer Lopez

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hennifa Lopez? Tacos y Burritos?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Said it like that in my head when writing it hahah

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Said it like that in my head when writing it hahah

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 is Lip Gallagher

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Otzi looks like he is about to fix the fuck out of my car.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

King Henry the I'VE clearly Robin Williams.

9 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 3

Suuuch a friendly face

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad someone else saw and thought the same thing. It's not identical but it's similar certainly

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Damn auto correct

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I thought he actually looked a bit like Brent Spiner (Data, from Star Trek).

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe a mix of the two, because I see both for sure!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw this too! Thanks for confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ray D. Tutto, from Baron Munchausen

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Beat me to it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Copernicus

9 years ago | Likes 434 Dislikes 2

Yes! Totally thought this!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY what I was thinking

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

RIP

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Wait. What happened to your body?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I found it ironic he died so close to his GoT character.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel a lot of these don't look right, they feel off. But what do I know.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

A lot of them have an off factor. The George Washington one is pretty damn good though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're probably getting that uncanny valley feeling. I definitely felt weird looking at some of them too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL Mozart looks like Data.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Same!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought so too!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Martin Platt from Coronation Street - http://rsvpmagazine.ie/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/MartinPlatt.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Go home, Sam

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

SHARE THE LOAD

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like lip from shameless.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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Yep.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So Robespierre looked like the monster that he was...

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

That is what I thought, the only one who really looks like an asshole...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trypophobia

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Immediate gag response. WHY WAS IT NECESSARY TO MAKE THE BAD SPOTS. Uuuugh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Acne scars can be a hell of a thing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 25, 2023 10:47 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Those, too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mozart is surprisingly more attractive than I assumed he'd be.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Looks a bit like a young Billy Joel

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I can imagine him having that high pitched laugh that was done in Amadeus

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Looks like Tom Hanks mixed with Steve Buscemi.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mozart? You mean Tom Hanks, right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks like a young Martin Short!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like Lip from Shameless!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

First thing I thought too! Both cute!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Completely agree. Logged in just to say this, haha.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anne Boleyn was so good looking it went to her head, apparently. King Henry VIII had a solution, though.

9 years ago | Likes 467 Dislikes 5

Dat history joke.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Putting my college degree to use, finally!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was actually considered quite plain looking but sharp of wit.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Yeah that's what I thought as well however standards of beauty were different back then

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She's the red woman.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What was it?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

Removal of said head?

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

He beheaded her. Haha.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And thus began a new tradition!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To have Natalie Dormer play her in the Showtime series "The Tudors." It was an odd plan, but it worked out.

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

And the other Natalie play her in a terrible book adaptation of the Other Boleyn Girl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cos of the tits :)

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Oh my yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since all I know about Ann Bolin is that she was hot as fuck, I support that casting decision.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anne was described as having thin "smirking" lips historically. I find Natalie to have pulled that off better than this pic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. That smirking whore from Highgarden.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Smirking whore of Calais

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Simon Bollivar is incorrect. crude attempt by chavista government to remake his features to appear more mulato. Bolivar was aristocrat

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I'm not sure what you mean, he looks pretty white to me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Looks white to me, but I *think* his chin is a bit rounder + larger, & the upper lip extended compared to "whiteness"? I know nada tho...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, this helps - https://bolivarvive.wordpress.com/ - tho it reads as opinionated in one direction, it gives a good sense of the objections.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! This portrait was deemed inaccurate by the national assembly.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

1/2 thank you! this is supposedly the most accurate portrait of Bolívar, https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYSBqiiWcAAunc3.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Correct, I believe he said so himself...guy was badass

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 the portrait was made by "José Gil de Castro" in 1825

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude looks like he's full of dad jokes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anne Boleyn is the one person I'd meet when asked that dead or alive question. She is such an intriguing historical figure.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

So sad going to the chapel at the Tower of London, and the Yeoman guide told us she was buried there, under the stone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed! Her and her daughter are my favorite historical figures

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's the daughters name?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Queen Elizabeth I

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Great post, but Pocahontas is just a still from movie with Colin Farrell. The actress is I THINK, a Canadian native.

9 years ago | Likes 583 Dislikes 3

Yeah, that's Q'orianka Kilcher from The New World.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Loved that movie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was in that movie with her (The New World). She's actually Quechua from Peru, she was raised in Hawaii.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

& half Swiss

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pocahontas’s real name was Matoaka, Pocahontas literally means “Little Whore”.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her face would have been scarred from disease if I remember correctly.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

also, she would have been American Indian. Disney "decided" not to go with a real Amerind look, instead "blending 19 different races."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The result included a nose smaller than Jasmine's of Aladdin. Depending on the tribe, this is darn unlikely.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A Plymouth woman from Jamestown isn't right. Two different settlements. I doubt a puritan from Plymouth would go near the Virginians

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Said she died there, not that she was from there. Could have been there for a number of reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's a digital reconstruction of "jane" a girl who died during the starving time around 1610... Plymouth was founded in 1620.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Do you not think that they might have meant Plymouth, UK?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sure, plenty of ships sailed from there to the new world. But that this particular woman was from there is speculation.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Especially if no one knew her real name it's hard to guess where she specifically came from

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Pocahontas, according to period portraits, was kinda ugly. Kinda like this statue of the lady: http://imgur.com/RlrWkYD

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Noice

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You made me laugh so hard haha thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#13 lord farquaad

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This one looks more like him to me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

#3 my lord! (Probably what's under the mask)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

v

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He huffed and he puffed, and he signed the eviction notice.

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Because some believe that Farquaad was modeled after the king.

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9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

First thing that went through my mind

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Could also be Ina Garten

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my FIRST thought. The hair....The face...Everything!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Tom Hanks

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Yes!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually looks more like Elijah Wood.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More like Lip from Shameless

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks more like Data.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought you meant Data from Goonies. Lol yeah I can see that now haha

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