diaslida
143532
2539
42
Mar 29, 2020 2:08 PM
diaslida
143532
2539
42
inchoroi
I still gotta go to work. I make faucets.
AtsaMattaForMe
later
rubberbuscuit2018
Probably people w/their families. I hope.
CosmicGastropod
Me standing on the balcony of my house, watching the rich people playing golf in groups
justapopbottleandabagofchips
World's fastest runner!
jumpingcow13
If you didn’t have a crush on her at some point in your life, we can’t be friends. Lol
donnothing10
I miss smoking! Smoked my last cig on dec 7th 2009 at 8:15 am. Got life flighted out that night due to a heart attack. Widow maker!
pancreasmama
scottgarland12
Looks like she did it one too many times
Trowserbear
She single?
5Spd27
Exactly what it looks like down at the the beach...
handbanana13
It’s Brittany bitch!
AwesomeSourdough
Oops, you did it again.
Pokedmeinthecoconut
Yes! It's perfect. That's what I do on my deck when I judge my neighbors!
IWouldDoThings
Judging groups of others is one of the best parts of being in isolation
hippocampus
what do you mean by "in isolation"? I've been judging group of others my whole life.
HeraldofOmega
threedeviations
I have a bench in my yard...
Moosupian
Nice spit guard
rmsasquatch360
But she can run really fast.
IntergalacticChrist
It’s Britney bitch
PicassoCT
Ah, you americans and your destroyed child stars, which you keep mocking after they surved there purpose of entertaining.
dunewolf
I mean.. its not just a US thing with destroyed child stars.. like popstars /idols in Korea and japan.
PhoQueue69
Looking like she's going to get "toxic"
kwansue
Anyone else hear the conspiracy theory that brittany is being held captive by her father?
ToasterDent
Less of a conspiracy and more of a fact
TheGrapeKatsby
Not captive, but controlling her financials and other life decisions under a conservatorship.
Everyoneisacritique
Amyone hear the conspiracy that stevie wonder isn't completely blind and that the church of scientology is hiding the head's murder of his
Everyoneisacritique
wife. The latter being more believable and having more evidence/skepticism than the former of course.
IamfunatpartiesIknow
I don't think it's still valid but there was a court order where she lost the right to be an adult and her father became responsible for her
IamfunatpartiesIknow
(I'm sorry, I don't know the legal terms)
HopelessNecr0mantic
Usually called a guardianship.
JamiswastheKwisatzHaderach
She was replaced with an android when she got her Vegas show
cosonfused
She is though. In a legal sense.
YoungJables
Covid is just a spears conspiracy to help her father keep her captive.
CumsInPies
This is the first theory I've heard that's had any evidence to support it
Marno91
I heard she was actually holding her father captive
audioCandyMonster
She looks very happy and healthy on Instagram
audioCandyMonster
Welp I guess happier and healthier then me maybe
thepositivecommentmaker
It’s really none of our business to speculate if she’s mentally unwell. She does look in better physical shape than Most people.
themightybearorrist
She looks like a psychopath on Instagram. Shes either taking too many drugs or not enough.
ToasterDent
That's true of 90% of instagram tho
anbhfuilceadagumdulgodtianleithreas
Absolutely!!
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
I had to delete her because she seems unwell
LogicDude
Yeah, but Britney has multiple personalities to keep her company.
lordsupafly
You don't? Other people don't have other personalities? But...
joeoptimus13
We all do. All of us.
Psyman2
I pity her because holy f- people back then were out to kill her almost literally. Remember when a reporter crashed into her to get a pic?
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
Britney is under complete control of her father who has and still can lock her away for months. Even her sons are coming out trying to free
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
Her. Seriously leave britney alone!
brunhildtheblue
Leave Britney alone!
FeloniousMonk13
Hell, I'd stlll be down to keep her some company, heh? Knowwhatimean?? Heh heh heh!!... fuck im lonely
LawraFrog
LogicDude
She's a lot like Kim Kardashian - annoying & people hate on her but I doubt they'd pass up the opportunity to smash.
Chocolatecoveredmoose
I heard she actually did good things though? Loads of charity stuff?
Vampiremooos666
RobotOverlordFromTheFuture
Haha, joking about people with mental health issues is so funny.
PrincessWillard
as someone with mental health issues...yes it is. But goddamn it we really DID need to leave Britney alone.
Antisha
Big deal, me (hearing impaired) and my friend(cerebral palsy) always joke on account of each other disabilities and its funniest thing ever.
RocketNewman
Funnier than going on Imgur and trying to police all thousands of people to adhere to what jokes you like and don’t like.
CheeseB0t
It's not policing, it's voicing disdain. Try not to be so reactionary
WrexEverything
So we can make fun of all the imgurians that post about their mental issues? There's no shortage of them.
Snarkoleptic
I mean... yes
RocketNewman
Given the upvote/downvote ratio of that comment, there’s no shortage of people that don’t need you telling them what jokes to find funny.
Darkspire
I don't need someone to police someone for policing the jokes
WrexEverything
A solid moral compass.
graehall
As of today in Aus, no more than 2 people allowed together outside at a time, for the next 6 months. We're finally in proper lockdown.
J0765
Prepare for total economic ruin.
ActionJohnnie
Welcome to the party. Wash your hands.
Krawlin
As of today I'm still working a job where I have to interact with 100s of people a day within 2 feet and in a country with more cases than
Krawlin
Any other country and our shitbag of a president wants to reopen the economy by this week by ending a lockdown that didnt really happen
phatblaster5000
Man I’m really sorry that’s the position you’ve been forced into, it’s fucking criminal honestly :(
DeepAnalTongue
Yay! Got there in the end! Stay safe.
graehall
Thanks, @DeepAnalTongue.
SpiceSlag
It's week 3 of it here in Ireland, but they're enforcing it more now as of this week. I miss the pub
fairleenormal
On the upside it appears to be working for both of our countries as our infection rates are still low.
ActionJohnnie
Get a conference call going with your friends. All open a drink. Out in some music and enjoy the Craic.
SpiceSlag
Oh we've been doing movie nights on Discord alright. Great craic altogether...watched some awful shite tnough
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
What about families?
HaikuSorrow
No more than 2 people from different households. If you live in the same household you are ok to be more.
PuppyDontCare
6 MONTHS wtf
CheeseB0t
Australia hasn't been hit yet, by July we will be in americas position.
PuppyDontCare
you have like 4000 infected, you are already in the ramp-up but not every country is going to follow the US steps. 1/2
PuppyDontCare
2/2 You can already see different curve behaviors . Well I hope this dosn't last 6 moths
CheeseB0t
We are certainly handling it better than America and hopefully that pays dividends for our country.