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Feb 2, 2018 11:28 PM
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misterhamtastic
Whatever he's doing, let's help.
CanadianDegen
Ol' Musky and his flamethrowers.
KingOfTheAnarchists
The Man That Fell to Earth, anyone?
MarvinTheMarsian
I'd say he is a true marsian.
ZircZZ
I would not be surprised if he was a stranded Martian playing as an eccentric billionaire.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I always thought a time traveler sent back from the edge of human extinction, hence his hang up on robots and pollution
initialdave
The Man Who Fell To Earth?
TheAspiringEngineer
I like how you never mentioned his name but everyone knew who you were talking about
snarkface
Yeah, I love Tony Stark.
LegacyMuse
He's a 13 year old who found the Zoltron from the Tom Hanks movie, Big.
whatafiasco
He's a normal guy with a big wallet and a lot of very smart employees
drh1138
That corporate shitlord does everything in his power to prevent his workers from unionizing. I don't get why people worship that asshole.
Alfadorfox
If we get to Mars either way, STILL GOOD.
TresusIbor
Ol musky and his abuse of his factory workers.
supersomatic
awesome eccentric billionaire martian than is playing you to get home
lithiummouse
E.M. phone home!
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hotellimapapa
Convinced he's from a horrible future send back to steer us from it
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Aximilli
Idea's been done, in The Man Who Fell to Earth. Early David Bowie. Couldn't finish it.
charonthehand
The book is a lot more coherent than the movie.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
He can shed his human suit at this point.
ZombieBorscht
2017: "Ban the AR-15!" 2018: "Lol did you get a flamethrower from Elon too?"
AlishaSkyeEV
Wow. Some people really do make everything about guns.
ZombieBorscht
I just thought it was a funny shift in opinion, I'm neutral about guns
StaticVoidFalafel
More interesting if it's the 2nd one
ElBakko
im curious to see if tesla can survive or not. so far the automatization in their factories doesnt really work and its losing them so much $
Cheomesh
Their self-driving technology is also shit.
alphacat27
Do you really believe that, or is that just something you thought people would find funny?
flarflarf
thank god he's invented subways.
DrBuckarooBanzai
I hope it turns out to be more of a Hank Scorpio situation
TGWeaver
More Steve Jobs than Tony Stark.
WeaselBandit
https://media.giphy.com/media/zqhZB6bo5FgoE/giphy.gif
Ironblitz
With how our current gov has been going, I'm totally ok with Elon Musk seizing the east coast.
RandomEurekan
Sounds good to me, then the us on the west coast could finally make some headway.
eddieeeeeee69
Has he yelled at a shoe? Or handed out sugar from his pockets?
SoundEffects
Yes, once
JobThompson
Im curious.
Whoremonkey
I bet his death army would have dental, a good 401k, and a wonderful day care system.
MommysBaby
ILiekToCookAndBake
Etc news, I just watched that. It was great
TheosophicBlues
Henchmen get great benefits.
aselleus
Do you know where o can purchase a business hammock?
turangaleela87
Oh, right, the hammock district.
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FlyingButtPliers
Why would you wish that on anyone, and him specifically?
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killernerd
Never heard anyone call him dangerous before, why?
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DudgeJredd
Good ol' musky
lilfluffyfloofs
Literally no one calls him that
justadudewholovescats
every single time .. the same series of comments .. imgur is time loop!! a deja vu machine..
SweetBabyJesus
What are you talking about? Everyone calls him that.
GingersGoRawr
Everyone
CrustyMustard91
EveryoneMouthEyes.gif
Randomice
Considering the low amount of oxygen on Mars, I doubt Martians would invent a flamethrower.
catsandcoke
I think the opposite. Martians have always wanted a flamethrower but never had enough oxygen to get one to work.
LankyBootyGriswald
Why do you think there's so little? They burnt it all away with their "Temperature Enhancement Devices".
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Rifneno
Plus, martians are fucking terrified of fire. Am I the only one who knows the wonders of J'onn J'onzz?!
SlavBro
Thats not actually all martians isnt that just him? Some psychological trauma from watching his family burn or something?
MagicxFrog007x
Think of it like this, since he's in earth he made one to have fun since he wouldent be able to make one back on mars, he's so happy
JourneyBeforeDestination
This is how he throws people off the trail!!
BoltAurelius
His "south african" accent isn't so much.
TedTheMan
Except free oxygen would be a radically cool concept that a Martian would go nuts over.
TeleportingDonkeys
Unless martians evolved in a low o2 environment and survive better in one so he’s the flamethrowers are the beginning of terraforming
TheGrinReaper
Oxygen is literally a free radical!
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
Oxygen in air is present as O2; O3 in ozone. <3
completelyandtotallyperverted
It's a torch. A flamethrower throws the flame.
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CrimeThinker
White people needed a new torch design after some of them ruined those festive kind for outdoor parties.
completelyandtotallyperverted
Different kind of torches.