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Oct 29, 2017 7:38 PM
WullieBlake
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TheyCalllMeTIM
Queue Fargo opening music
621carrots
Oh Deer
pbandgeli
Nice Twitter handle
MironGaines
"I see these guys peeing in my woods, it's true, they do have tiny penises."
SirRonObvious
"So what are your plans for the summer?"
tracereading
Hey, hoser! You take off!
Beepity
If, after all that, she makes it to mating season, what would you have?........Fuckin' still no eye deer.
jennyb82
Heard these guys.
PHUCKO
Right in the hoof!
CuntPuncher1000
Headexplodes.gif
ribcage22
Clearly a canadian deer...
1mm86
You are wrong at this time. Its Estonian deer
Happyendtheend
If you poked both her eyes out what would you have?........ no eye deer
dan10026
I only regret that I have but one up vote to give.
scottyrottencrotch
And if you cut off her legs, what would you have?..... Still no eye deer!
usersoicanupvote
Set her on fire, still no flaming idea
ahhhaha
And a blind buck with no balls? No fucking eye deer...
Happyendtheend
Cut his legs off and you have ......still no fucking eye deer.
throwawaytopkek66824
My naym iz deer/An I am fass/I run quick tru/De snowy grass/When orang com/I get my spee/Dey take deir aem/I hide in tree
Nonmatter
5/7
SurtsFist
Poetry. Beautiful.
throwawaytopkek66824
Thank you, dear sir or madam.
blakeatwork
So, deer are transplanted Quebecois from Sudbury?
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
No this is obviously a yooper accent, come on.
zikaBLYAT
Might pass for northern Minnesota.
blakeatwork
Having never experienced it, I'll assume they sound similar
SquirrelEnchantress
Ya der hey! It's da second week of deer camp and all da guys are here.
Happyendtheend
Then if you cut all her legs off what would you have?............. Still no eye deer.
Nalianna
Cut her legs off? Still no eye deer.
whatever3388
Then if you cut off his pennies, what would you have?... still no fucking eye deer.
iwantglassesbutiseefine
Amazing
Kingflowerpants
Deer fuck with pennies? Cool!
thissuperglueworksjustfine
Was I supposed to read it with a redneck accent?
VulcanP90
Canadian, Wisconsin, or Michigan accent preferably
pattycakes90
Or North Dakotan or Minnesotan, dontcha know.
Sheari
Yooper specifically
VulcanP90
yeah it's basically all 3 rolled into one.