Whale I'll be darned...

May 9, 2025 3:46 PM

LosPer

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10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must give way before breaching. Hope the whale has insurance.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whale I’ll be damned.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whale: This is how we feel about boats hitting us, also we will be teaching this technique to the manatees

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There really was no need for the wait for it.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

it's you who are out of your element. literally 😅

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the whale okay?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whale: "LOL, get fukt poser"

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Men !
This what i wanted to do ever since i grew up.
Probably could still do it, but then die of a heartattack in the process, but I wouldn’t give a f@ck if i did that also…

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you fucking sorry???

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whale oil beef hooked

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Shit now Trump will threaten to deport the whales

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you even say THANK YOU?!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you have a whaley good time?

10 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's an exclusive club he's now a member of. Founding member was some dude named "Ahab".

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expected "Oh hey, you're finally awake" moment right after the hit.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Nope. Not a yacht. My bad, dawg" - whale, probably

10 months ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 0

Hahaha thought the same. My fav part is him yelling 😂

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, you are trespassing. So.

10 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Whale: “Shit! I just got hit by a human!”

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuk’n got ‘im.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think nature is sick of our bullshit

10 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Gia, I hope so.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, bro, you hit the whale. His accident injury attorney will be serving you papers soon.

10 months ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 1

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The whale: "Ah! You hurt my... Neck?"

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

CALL JG WENTWORTH!

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

877-CASHNOW

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

877-CASHNOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOWWW!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for putting that in my head for the weekend, you heathens!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Technically the whale had the right of way.

10 months ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

"you see the wet bit over there? That's *it's* bit"

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked at a mine for a few days and one thing they impressed on us was: those big dump trucks, the ones where the wheels are as tall as a house, ALWAYS had the right of way.

When something outweighs you by a few orders of magnitude you stay TF out of its way.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Crazy cool story though

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You thinking it was a right whale? I can't really tell

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is there a scenario where the whale does not have the right of way?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohio-class nuclear powered submarine

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah during WWII they depth charged a number of whales. Ooops.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd argue the whale still does by right since the sub is kinda trespassing

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Law of Superior Tonnage wins again.

However, the whale is technically a "self-propelled vessel," and the windsurfer could be a classed as a sailboat, therefore giving RoW to the windsurfer.

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well windsurfer has more maneuverability than a swimmer so yeah, the whale has right of way. :-)

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually checked: Rule is who has the most maneuverability. Technically the sailboat has more than the whale in terms of tonnage and turn radius. Therefore whale has right of way.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the whale came from the right side, so if you're in a country were you drive on the right side of the street the superior tonnage wins...

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A right-whale is never wrong

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0