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8u11seye
'Murica.
SpecialTrampDanaScullyFBI
theaeronaut
Read "Bartleby, the Scrivener" by Herman Melville and you'll never read again.
SludgeBucket
I read it, now your words are just random shapes that scare and confuse me.
Ciyrus
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
It bothers me that there are two font colors, but they aren't matched to the two speakers.
fattymcelbows
They are matched. White is Stewart and yellow is Dinklage.
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
Oh. I guess so. Just looks weird cause Stewart means "I can't ask" and Dinklage responds in second person voice.
seemill
Yes, you could read Days of Future Past, and still have no idea what Singer did to the plot.
koboldesq
Or watch the X-Men cartoon from 1992. This plot line is 20+ years old, just in TV form.
Larannosaurusrex
Peter Dinklage hasn't even read the books.
selfinflictedimgury
Fuck you John Stewart, you smarmy smug little condescending douchestain. There, I said it.
Chrisgopher
*Jon Stewart talking to Peter Dinklage on The Daily Show
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Ha. Americans are dumb. Haven't heard that before.
FuntyCucker
I have, plenty of times actually.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Oh. Must still be funny, then.
CannabalisticSpaceRapArtist
its not funny anymore...
timmyteaspoons
"A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it's to keep its edge." -G.R.R.M.
piratey
Unpopular opinion: I hate John Stewart and his smug "Americans are dumb" shtick. It's old and it's a stereotype no different than any other
Kyuzo77
What are Americans doing to prove him wrong?
FifiIsBored
Jon*
FokkFeis
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8PpJPfih9g
jimenarp
thank you! :)
MyrtletheMagnificent
you're my favourite type of person.
CherryRyu
thxs bro
Dementa
Pft, who reads these days, right?
respectfailure
TL;DR
imeanamirite
I teach high school and reading has become huge again. All kids of all types are reading constantly.
DariaDAMMIT
So happy for that
trob749
I actually love Peter in real life (as well as in Game of Thrones obviously) because he calls people on their bullshit and just doesn't care
trob749
He also used to be a punk bank, got kneed in the face resulting in a huge gash (you can see the giant scar) and kept playing that's hardcore
dishonored2342
BorisTheDownVoteDodger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o
TimberViking
YES. YES THEY WILL.
imagurk
I've never told anyone, and I read them all many years ago. Awww, crap.
RepostStatisticsIntern
As a book reader, yes I do this.
jaimesrighthand
Dinklage is so damned charming
TenMihara
"If I could pray with my cock, I'd be a lot more religious." - Tyrion Lannister; A Clash of Kings. So very charming.
MrShifty
Elminst
http://youtu.be/qYNeT2nzEgA
JudgeMentaI
this is my new favorite gif. Thank you
thenamecheeseandstuffwastaken
DO YOU THINK THEY SHOULD MAKE IPHONES FOR BABIES CAUSE I DO
signuptoday
There are a lot of iPhone owners that are babies.
FreeJupiter
Books, motherfucker, do you read them!
Iaimtomisbehave
boobgourmet
wh.. wh... what?!
Splinthar
Says the man who admits that he hasn't read the books...
thewildplum
HAHAHA MARVEL MOVIES FOLLOWING THE STORIES OF THEIR COMICS??!?!? #ThingsThatNeverHappen
aguyuno
Especially Marvel movies that are in no fucking way actually connected to Marvel
thewildplum
X-Men isn't Marvel now..? :(
aguyuno
Not when it comes to the movies lol. Fox owns those rights 100%. Them and Fantastic Four and basically anything that isn't from Earth
TheGoodOnesAreTaken
God he's hot. #dwarflove
surrealseal
Read books:get HBO programming five years before everyone else does
remora21
up until the point where the tv show over takes the books.
minnow1776
Minus the tits
m0therofcharizard
Technically we are time travellors
jrau18
I think they're actually planning to diverge from the books. They said seven seasons. That is a LOT of material to do in seven seasons.
SpitlessLlamaa
Ole GRR is sly and thinks they are going to do at least one season of prequel stuff. But as squeakums says a lot of stuff can be cutout
jrau18
Considering they just split one book into two seasons, there isn't going to be a season of prequel stuff to still hit that target.
Luvvie
I heard they were planning on 7 too, but there's 7 books and they split 1 book into 2 seasons, so maybe they've only signed through for 7?
jrau18
http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/03/11/game-of-thrones-7-seasons/
squeakums
A lot of content in FFC/DWD can be cut out (Meereen etc). I do think the show and books will have different endings though.
DoctorCatDog
What endings? I'm still waiting on the next book to find out what happens!
m0therofcharizard
GRRM told the producers his plans for the ending in the event that he dies before finishing.
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MobileUserGundam
This just in: the new X-Men movie is apparently an HBO production.
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Am I being dumb or just not getting what you're referring to? A Game of Thrones was published in '96, that's 20 years ago.
Seth21
X-Men: Days of Future Past was published 34 years ago in 1980.
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Ah, the HBO part of the original comment had me thinking you were referring to GoT. Fair enough.
phlat6
Well, your math IS questionable...
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Yup, herp fuckitty derp it's bloody 18 years isn't it.
phlat6
And that's for Game of Thrones, which is only season 1, which came out...... well I'll stop kicking you since you fell over already. :D
duhste
QuadrilateralEnix
Just... just the preface.
saltandburn
smoothskeleton
Space race part 1.
cooooooooooooooooool
i love how archer is this drunk fucked up egomaniac, but still has all this insight on litreture! ups just described a writer..
Azorax
But.. Jesus didn't have books in his time.
markymarktwain
http://imgur.com/QPl9xPG
imagurk
This book makes my shirt flash!
OniMoose
No one reads like Gaston!
Foogooboo
Comprehends like Gaston!
virusgrey
Ironically X-men is a comic book.
RawrKelly
Said 40% of america
smellthismilk
Oh ffs your username... Bravo and fuck you
PhDPool
True story: Reason why I liked math and science books, they actually had tons of pictures. Glorious, beautiful, intricate pictures!
boobgourmet
comics do.
adhominem
Shouldn't have skipped elementary then :p Seriously: read the books!
sparkmouse
QuadrilateralEnix
This is my new favorite face swap.
SeeHowItGoes
I love that this response itself is a movie response and not a written one.
nickrad
vixxy42
What a great movie :)
p1r4t3wench
it was Penelope wasn't it? I didn't realize that was him!
Iamthatwormskinrug
My favourite gif!!
keamo
best ever
DickDraper
I favorite every post i see with this link so i can come back to it. +1
Ballzout64
What is this from!?!
anaveragezombie
Its from Penelope, but I think it might be an outtake.
TommyCreo
No, it's actually in the movie.
omgyoucanchangethis
It's not. I rewatched it last year specifically looking for this scene. It wasn't even in the extras on the DVD.
Ballzout64
Well... that sucks...
TommyCreo
I checked before I posted, and yes, it was. Maybe we have to different cuts. IMDB says DVD version is 86 min, and the cinematic cut 104.
MyFavouriteColourIsBlue
The US has a different cut than the rest of the world, so I guess that's one of the things that was cut out. It's in the version I have.
FromJaynestown
It's a pretty adorable movie and another X-men actor is in it (James McAvoy)
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
I read something almost every time I poop.
Sugarcrotch
i just play with my willy
sixseasonsandamovie2
i play solitare
nattyimgs
Usually imgur posts
josholig
Pokemon
BuddyWoodbine
I read this comment while pooping.
AdrianAmato
I read things when I pee too. It's the only time I find to read. I'm a college student.
icypants
C&H comics don't count...
bertob
Shampoo bottles don't count.
LaLokitaPrincesa
I'm writing this while pooping.
NotAKorean
What about when you pee? Together?
soukmania
Tabloids do not count as literature.
Memaleph
Me too, Imgur comments... And I even answer!
trailerparksupervisor
Greetings fellow Imigurian Pooper!
chasethedragon
have you read "everybody poops"?
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
I have 2 kids, we read "Everybody Poops" while everybody poops.
Skiafluff
I bought a nintendo 3ds mainly so I can play it while pooping.
bandito1578
I can't poop unless I have something to read. I'm weird.
Meradactyle
Nope. I have books specifically for pooping.
Jotcop
My friends and I call it poop reading.
HisEapeur
Me too, any text that pops up in my pokemon game
ivoryman50
The shampoo bottle
mooncactus
"Do not consume"... To challenge, or not to challenge....
rickim24
if you challenge... well, it's a good thing you're already on the shitter.
RhymeAndPunishment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH4dEb8Wic8
solomine
I poop something almost every time i read
PeeDrinker69
I poop hella fast. :(
xxsimpsxx
i get on imgur when i poop
HINKTHEBATTLEBUCKET
I poop everytime I read
p34ce
I don't understand how this works. How can you have enough time to read? I'm only on there for maximum one minute, then I'm done.
MadRae
Do you eat a lot of Taco Bell?
p34ce
No such thing where I live.
Gayzach
Poop ninjas
cerastes
When you're lactose intolerant, you have all the time in the world before it feels like you're close to evacuating your bowels fully.
cerastes
I spent 1/15th of 2013 on the toilet.
lashwater
No, no, you misunderstand. We don't read while we poop. We poop while we read.
baneofthewalrus
that's how you know it's a good book. if you forget if you pooped already when you look up. that should be the standard of judging
Barkinsons
I'll never get it. I've never spent more than two minutes on a toilet seat
p34ce
Maybe one or two times every few months, if I've eaten something atrocious, but that's... pushing it.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Pushing it, eh?
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
One minute? That's fire-drill speed. Practice by sitting long enough to make your legs fall asleep.
Kundrew
why?
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
Why not? That's why. ;)
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Your username...makes me slightly uncomfortable
SomeReallyBoredGuy
DickDraper
What the fuck is a book?
yesallthegoodnamesweretaken
A+ gif usage
SeeHowItGoes
Very appropriate that the top comment for this post is a short video rather than a written comment!
bananabiscuit
You can lip read his accent!
he2lium
HNNNNGGGHHHHHH
KittyControl
I can see his accent
ManyWaters
He's from New Jersey. Can you see New Jersey accents? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!
attt233a4r
Harry pooter!
TheAlptraum
That was fucking hillarious
mollyImalone
LIES
nyrrea
Unrelated: how is Mr. Dinklage related to X-men? and yes I do live in a cave with wifi but not really
w0lver1
He plays Bolivar Trask in the upcoming movie Days of Future Past. He's a military scientist who creates the Sentinels (who hunt x-men).
Spearka
SPOILER ALERT
ShiKageMaru
He's gonna kill it in that role. Especially since Bolivar Trask isn't really wrong, just an asshole.
napisanfoxyaction
EEEVVVVIIIILLLLL LITTLE MAN
w0lver1
LOOK AT ALL THAT EVIL http://imgur.com/mipc720
AdorableEvil
ahh, I think he's ADORABLE
napisanfoxyaction
TOO MUCH EVIL
GoThenThereAreOtherWorldsThanThese
He's going to be in X-Men: Days of Future Past.
nyrrea
as...?
GoThenThereAreOtherWorldsThanThese
Bolivar Trask? I think he's a bad guy... I confess, I do not know too much about the X-Men universe.
ChuckChuckRazool
The villian. Modok. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Modok.PNG
TheEvilTwinOfJackHarkness
Made me smile. Thank you!
ChuckChuckRazool
Correction. I'm an asshole. He plays Bolivar Trask.