Mar 25, 2021 8:45 AM
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Doismellbacon
It's only true Ocean Spray if it's from the Fleetwood region of France, otherwise, it's just sparkling seawater.
middleburgh
cool
ai9000
Is that Luke Wilson?
BIGboyhotdog
Harry18689
Ice cream tastes better with salt, couldn't hurt to try
roadhunter
I pray the company doesn’t give him a penny. Ignore these fools and they’ll stop.
DoctorDerpper
Kinda cool, but there's no chill like the original.
GuitarBobMonterey
True. Of course anyone can rd a bike. But to get tubed though.
DangaIang
if he spills that bottle it's gonna look like a shark attack
happywalker
or he's on his period :-P
TamaGrave
It is called Ocean Spray cranberry juice
Knightendae
He better not have lost that cap! No littering!
mrukes
AND HE FOR GOT THE ™ IN THE TITLE!
beaubrent
No truck for you, already been done
ThriceGreat
Wouldn't be appropriate. He's not skateboarding to work. He's surfing to work. So... a boat?
AintNoGame
When he arrives to work late, his boss will exclaim "ITS ABOAT TIME"
ROGUEdenied
5tradivariuS
I hope that dude didn't left the bottle right there, bc nature is dying you know
neverminded
this is smooth af
TrinityCubed
Ocean Spray is in Nevada, truck choice was easy, sadly they'll probably give you a new foamie from Costco being land lovers.....
GarryrGarry
Fall a sleep almost every night to this song now helps me sleep also this looks really fun ?
paulhollywood9
Hope he didn't throw the plastic bottle into the ocean..
wilb33
Am I a bad person for really wanting to see some people eat it while videoing?
AdrianDunne
He may regret having that much cranberry juice in one go.
mossom
surfer dude - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgQ5BJTSv9U
imnotyourmum
Come and taste my salty cranberry juice
insanemama
ALovelyTime
Oddly I think that would taste good.
xHeroOfTimexx
I’d try it
nicktahou
Is the name of my sex tape
Circosys
Gonna need some sauce
Marokh
Stepmom is that you?
ExplodingRobotColon
...Present them
ThatDudeDev
Haha love it
(In ms. Choksondik's voice)
MostFurociousMeow
Has "eating an orange while taking a shower" vibes
mrsdowneyjr
That's fun. The peel has great things for your skin
boneroni
Ummm.... that's not the ocean.....
That place is about between $400-$1,200 per wave. Hope he enjoyed wrecking his barrel to get a crappy video
ManOfKent1967
Ocean Spray's advertising team should snap up this video, especially the bit where the wave brushed along the man's forehead.
It's not the ocean though.
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
I could be wrong, but this bottle doesn't look like ocean spray....?
MadeYouLookAgain
Agreed
SpreadyUnsettling
I never knew they were a coop. Hated the idea that some fuck off company got the free publicity, but they deserve it for being dope.
Howmuchistoomuchspam
That’s a wave park
Dondarian
I thought the same thing. That kind of rip curl that close to street lights, and almost no visible beach? Seems artificial.
FrankTheThunderbird
So less chances of salt water but more chances of piss in his juice.
TheLastNalbinder
Cognition
If you only set your fear aside, ur ine for a treat.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
What kind though? The sea is chock full of fish piss.
CloakerJosh
I mean, that's pretty badass. Doesn't really have the same chill vibes, though - he looks stressed
That's cause he just spent $600 for that wave alone
Teaelf
Cut him some slack, he's trying to go viral and you don't do that on an outtake. That's his fifth bottle in an hour. He only has seven more
2fg7wq2gyv9
Haha I was thinking the same thing. This guy needs to relax
Megolas1
It’s at a water park too. Not as cool.
RamenWithExtraNoodles
Lol yeah first thing I thought "he looks pretty stressed though"
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
Now with added salt
DemSumBigAssRidges
*fish pee
Billis75
you're whalecum
ilsalta
*whale semen
zerocool711
Prob tastes great with a bit of salt
jennym123
It adds texture.
totallyserious69
Naturally added salt*
yinkum326
Sodium
Nope. Fresh water. It's a wave pool
So, now with added chlorine?
REAGANSMASH84
Slaters surf ranch, chlorinated fresh water pool. *Now with chlorine.
wisher1977
...added sea salt.
ButteredNoodleDriver
*electrolytes
AlphaVirus2g
It's what plants crave!
PinkEater
MrsWeinerbottom
*shrimp
arfour
*cinnamon
TheS4ndm4n
Tails.
krapmyself
Cranberry juice with a splash of ocean water. Yummy.
schmau
All that fish-piss...
DorkJedi
Sonic used to call the coconut drink "Blue Ocean Water". So this sounds pretty good. (Looks like they went back to calling it ocean water)
simplefishy
You seem a bit salty
imapencil
If you're surfing, I'm assuming ocean water is part of your regular diet, one way or another.
LooseSeall
You’re gonna get that ocean splash no matter what, might as well throw some cranberry in there
ApocalypseMaow
yeah I'm glad they started putting street lights and trees in the ocean xD
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
He never runs out of it! Grocery stores hate him.
Inarticulated
Do you think it'll linger?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
A cranberry martini with an olive
amop
Ocean spray
cazzegiare
seriously, the parent comment had one job
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
Honestly doesn’t sound that bad. Bit like a gin cosmopolitan I’d imagine
IamRodHull
Looks like it could be one of those artificial machine places.
Imakethingsweird
That is called Disneyland
mccdyl001
Looks like Kelly Slater’s surf ranch.
So... pool water? Idk if that's an improvement tbh.
Yeah as a swimmer there's nothing quite like a glug of chlorinated water mid stroke
BioFlayerMedia
With a dash of urine
FreudianSlipperyWhenWet
I've always found the name 'Ocean Spray' to not make sense for cranberry juice, but I guess 'Bog Spray' isn't real appealing.
betamaxforever
Bog spray is one of the most underrated categories on p*rnhub
brewcrew30
Cranberry juice now with bog fog!
OctopusStinkhorn
Not a lot of spray there either. Maybe “Bog Fog”?
Mmmm, a refreshing glass of Bog Fog !
NotaCPA
Bog berry juice! Yum
Ruik
Please buy our Bog Water Fruit brand berry juice. Little Jimmy needs a new pair of legs.
kindpanda
Right? Most of it comes from Wisconsin
Gayforbae
Oh not from west virginia? I thought they were known for their cranberry bogs.
kookyabird
Wisconsin Rapids has the largest cranberry processing facility in the world and it's for Ocean Spray.
yourlilemogirl
Wait till you hear about the spiders
excuse me?
BeerCir
Wolf spiders were introduced years back as a natural pesticide, when you flood the bogs to harvest it's done by getting in in waders 1/2
the spiders can swim a little but can run really fast across the tops of the fruit. They like to jump into waders as a way to get out of the
water. Most bog owners ask you "are you cool with spiders?" as part of their hiring process.
hockeyandgolfer224
Do you really think Quaker Oats is made by Quakers?
toast667
Not made by, made from.
WhoeverSmeltItDealtIt
Wow wait until my Aunt Jemima hears about this
KarenFromTheHOA
Just what the fuck are you trying to imply?
AgamemnonsMemes
Didn't they steal it from real quakers?
sassynpretentious
Yup. Cause Quakers had a good rep.
MAN9000
Actually, it grown in bogs along the ocean here in Washington state:
https://ordinary-adventures.com/2019/11/inside-the-washington-cranberry-bog/
thorkild91
It’s also based in Plymouth, MA so had to have either a pilgrim or ocean based name as is law around here
It's actually Middleboro Ma, close to Plymouth.
You are correct. It’s Plymouth county not ACTUAL Plymouth
If you go further up the coast you get ocean and revolutionary war themed names. We’re a complex people
Ah yes - the land of England New!
Doismellbacon
It's only true Ocean Spray if it's from the Fleetwood region of France, otherwise, it's just sparkling seawater.
middleburgh
cool
ai9000
Is that Luke Wilson?
BIGboyhotdog
Harry18689
Ice cream tastes better with salt, couldn't hurt to try
roadhunter
I pray the company doesn’t give him a penny. Ignore these fools and they’ll stop.
DoctorDerpper
Kinda cool, but there's no chill like the original.
GuitarBobMonterey
True. Of course anyone can rd a bike. But to get tubed though.
DangaIang
if he spills that bottle it's gonna look like a shark attack
happywalker
or he's on his period :-P
TamaGrave
It is called Ocean Spray cranberry juice
Knightendae
He better not have lost that cap! No littering!
mrukes
Knightendae
AND HE FOR GOT THE ™ IN THE TITLE!
beaubrent
No truck for you, already been done
ThriceGreat
Wouldn't be appropriate. He's not skateboarding to work. He's surfing to work. So... a boat?
AintNoGame
When he arrives to work late, his boss will exclaim "ITS ABOAT TIME"
ROGUEdenied
5tradivariuS
I hope that dude didn't left the bottle right there, bc nature is dying you know
mrukes
neverminded
this is smooth af
TrinityCubed
Ocean Spray is in Nevada, truck choice was easy, sadly they'll probably give you a new foamie from Costco being land lovers.....
GarryrGarry
Fall a sleep almost every night to this song now helps me sleep also this looks really fun ?
paulhollywood9
Hope he didn't throw the plastic bottle into the ocean..
wilb33
Am I a bad person for really wanting to see some people eat it while videoing?
AdrianDunne
He may regret having that much cranberry juice in one go.
mossom
surfer dude - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgQ5BJTSv9U
imnotyourmum
Come and taste my salty cranberry juice
insanemama
ALovelyTime
Oddly I think that would taste good.
xHeroOfTimexx
I’d try it
nicktahou
Is the name of my sex tape
Circosys
Gonna need some sauce
Marokh
Stepmom is that you?
ExplodingRobotColon
...Present them
ThatDudeDev
Haha love it
ExplodingRobotColon
(In ms. Choksondik's voice)
MostFurociousMeow
Has "eating an orange while taking a shower" vibes
mrsdowneyjr
That's fun. The peel has great things for your skin
boneroni
Ummm.... that's not the ocean.....
boneroni
That place is about between $400-$1,200 per wave. Hope he enjoyed wrecking his barrel to get a crappy video
ManOfKent1967
Ocean Spray's advertising team should snap up this video, especially the bit where the wave brushed along the man's forehead.
boneroni
It's not the ocean though.
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
I could be wrong, but this bottle doesn't look like ocean spray....?
MadeYouLookAgain
Agreed
SpreadyUnsettling
I never knew they were a coop. Hated the idea that some fuck off company got the free publicity, but they deserve it for being dope.
Howmuchistoomuchspam
That’s a wave park
Dondarian
I thought the same thing. That kind of rip curl that close to street lights, and almost no visible beach? Seems artificial.
FrankTheThunderbird
So less chances of salt water but more chances of piss in his juice.
TheLastNalbinder
Cognition
If you only set your fear aside, ur ine for a treat.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
What kind though? The sea is chock full of fish piss.
CloakerJosh
I mean, that's pretty badass. Doesn't really have the same chill vibes, though - he looks stressed
boneroni
That's cause he just spent $600 for that wave alone
Teaelf
Cut him some slack, he's trying to go viral and you don't do that on an outtake. That's his fifth bottle in an hour. He only has seven more
2fg7wq2gyv9
Haha I was thinking the same thing. This guy needs to relax
ROGUEdenied
Megolas1
It’s at a water park too. Not as cool.
RamenWithExtraNoodles
Lol yeah first thing I thought "he looks pretty stressed though"
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
Now with added salt
DemSumBigAssRidges
*fish pee
Billis75
you're whalecum
ilsalta
*whale semen
zerocool711
Prob tastes great with a bit of salt
jennym123
It adds texture.
totallyserious69
Naturally added salt*
yinkum326
Sodium
boneroni
Nope. Fresh water. It's a wave pool
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
So, now with added chlorine?
REAGANSMASH84
Slaters surf ranch, chlorinated fresh water pool. *Now with chlorine.
wisher1977
...added sea salt.
ButteredNoodleDriver
*electrolytes
AlphaVirus2g
It's what plants crave!
PinkEater
MrsWeinerbottom
*shrimp
arfour
*cinnamon
TheS4ndm4n
Tails.
krapmyself
Cranberry juice with a splash of ocean water. Yummy.
schmau
All that fish-piss...
DorkJedi
Sonic used to call the coconut drink "Blue Ocean Water". So this sounds pretty good. (Looks like they went back to calling it ocean water)
simplefishy
You seem a bit salty
imapencil
If you're surfing, I'm assuming ocean water is part of your regular diet, one way or another.
LooseSeall
You’re gonna get that ocean splash no matter what, might as well throw some cranberry in there
ApocalypseMaow
yeah I'm glad they started putting street lights and trees in the ocean xD
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
He never runs out of it! Grocery stores hate him.
Inarticulated
Do you think it'll linger?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
A cranberry martini with an olive
amop
Ocean spray
cazzegiare
seriously, the parent comment had one job
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
Honestly doesn’t sound that bad. Bit like a gin cosmopolitan I’d imagine
IamRodHull
Looks like it could be one of those artificial machine places.
Imakethingsweird
That is called Disneyland
mccdyl001
Looks like Kelly Slater’s surf ranch.
krapmyself
So... pool water? Idk if that's an improvement tbh.
IamRodHull
Yeah as a swimmer there's nothing quite like a glug of chlorinated water mid stroke
BioFlayerMedia
With a dash of urine
FreudianSlipperyWhenWet
I've always found the name 'Ocean Spray' to not make sense for cranberry juice, but I guess 'Bog Spray' isn't real appealing.
betamaxforever
Bog spray is one of the most underrated categories on p*rnhub
brewcrew30
Cranberry juice now with bog fog!
OctopusStinkhorn
Not a lot of spray there either. Maybe “Bog Fog”?
FreudianSlipperyWhenWet
Mmmm, a refreshing glass of Bog Fog !
NotaCPA
Bog berry juice! Yum
Ruik
Please buy our Bog Water Fruit brand berry juice. Little Jimmy needs a new pair of legs.
kindpanda
Right? Most of it comes from Wisconsin
Gayforbae
Oh not from west virginia? I thought they were known for their cranberry bogs.
kookyabird
Wisconsin Rapids has the largest cranberry processing facility in the world and it's for Ocean Spray.
yourlilemogirl
Wait till you hear about the spiders
FreudianSlipperyWhenWet
excuse me?
BeerCir
Wolf spiders were introduced years back as a natural pesticide, when you flood the bogs to harvest it's done by getting in in waders 1/2
BeerCir
the spiders can swim a little but can run really fast across the tops of the fruit. They like to jump into waders as a way to get out of the
BeerCir
water. Most bog owners ask you "are you cool with spiders?" as part of their hiring process.
hockeyandgolfer224
Do you really think Quaker Oats is made by Quakers?
toast667
Not made by, made from.
WhoeverSmeltItDealtIt
Wow wait until my Aunt Jemima hears about this
KarenFromTheHOA
Just what the fuck are you trying to imply?
AgamemnonsMemes
Didn't they steal it from real quakers?
sassynpretentious
Yup. Cause Quakers had a good rep.
MAN9000
Actually, it grown in bogs along the ocean here in Washington state:
MAN9000
https://ordinary-adventures.com/2019/11/inside-the-washington-cranberry-bog/
thorkild91
It’s also based in Plymouth, MA so had to have either a pilgrim or ocean based name as is law around here
BeerCir
It's actually Middleboro Ma, close to Plymouth.
thorkild91
You are correct. It’s Plymouth county not ACTUAL Plymouth
thorkild91
If you go further up the coast you get ocean and revolutionary war themed names. We’re a complex people
ThatDudeDev
Ah yes - the land of England New!