Taking Ocean Spray to a whole new level

Mar 25, 2021 8:45 AM

DiscordantRhyme

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It's only true Ocean Spray if it's from the Fleetwood region of France, otherwise, it's just sparkling seawater.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

cool

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Is that Luke Wilson?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ice cream tastes better with salt, couldn't hurt to try

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I pray the company doesn’t give him a penny. Ignore these fools and they’ll stop.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda cool, but there's no chill like the original.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. Of course anyone can rd a bike. But to get tubed though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if he spills that bottle it's gonna look like a shark attack

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

or he's on his period :-P

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is called Ocean Spray cranberry juice

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He better not have lost that cap! No littering!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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AND HE FOR GOT THE ™ IN THE TITLE!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No truck for you, already been done

5 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 2

Wouldn't be appropriate. He's not skateboarding to work. He's surfing to work. So... a boat?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

When he arrives to work late, his boss will exclaim "ITS ABOAT TIME"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I hope that dude didn't left the bottle right there, bc nature is dying you know

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is smooth af

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ocean Spray is in Nevada, truck choice was easy, sadly they'll probably give you a new foamie from Costco being land lovers.....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fall a sleep almost every night to this song now helps me sleep also this looks really fun ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope he didn't throw the plastic bottle into the ocean..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I a bad person for really wanting to see some people eat it while videoing?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He may regret having that much cranberry juice in one go.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come and taste my salty cranberry juice

5 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oddly I think that would taste good.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d try it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the name of my sex tape

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Gonna need some sauce

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stepmom is that you?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Present them

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha love it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(In ms. Choksondik's voice)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has "eating an orange while taking a shower" vibes

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's fun. The peel has great things for your skin

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummm.... that's not the ocean.....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That place is about between $400-$1,200 per wave. Hope he enjoyed wrecking his barrel to get a crappy video

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ocean Spray's advertising team should snap up this video, especially the bit where the wave brushed along the man's forehead.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's not the ocean though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could be wrong, but this bottle doesn't look like ocean spray....?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never knew they were a coop. Hated the idea that some fuck off company got the free publicity, but they deserve it for being dope.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That’s a wave park

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing. That kind of rip curl that close to street lights, and almost no visible beach? Seems artificial.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So less chances of salt water but more chances of piss in his juice.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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If you only set your fear aside, ur ine for a treat.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What kind though? The sea is chock full of fish piss.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, that's pretty badass. Doesn't really have the same chill vibes, though - he looks stressed

5 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

That's cause he just spent $600 for that wave alone

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cut him some slack, he's trying to go viral and you don't do that on an outtake. That's his fifth bottle in an hour. He only has seven more

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha I was thinking the same thing. This guy needs to relax

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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It’s at a water park too. Not as cool.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol yeah first thing I thought "he looks pretty stressed though"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now with added salt

5 years ago | Likes 1069 Dislikes 0

*fish pee

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you're whalecum

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*whale semen

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Prob tastes great with a bit of salt

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It adds texture.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naturally added salt*

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sodium

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. Fresh water. It's a wave pool

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, now with added chlorine?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slaters surf ranch, chlorinated fresh water pool. *Now with chlorine.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...added sea salt.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*electrolytes

5 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

It's what plants crave!

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*shrimp

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

*cinnamon

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Tails.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Cranberry juice with a splash of ocean water. Yummy.

5 years ago | Likes 687 Dislikes 3

All that fish-piss...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sonic used to call the coconut drink "Blue Ocean Water". So this sounds pretty good. (Looks like they went back to calling it ocean water)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You seem a bit salty

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're surfing, I'm assuming ocean water is part of your regular diet, one way or another.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You’re gonna get that ocean splash no matter what, might as well throw some cranberry in there

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah I'm glad they started putting street lights and trees in the ocean xD

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He never runs out of it! Grocery stores hate him.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think it'll linger?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A cranberry martini with an olive

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ocean spray

5 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

seriously, the parent comment had one job

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Honestly doesn’t sound that bad. Bit like a gin cosmopolitan I’d imagine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it could be one of those artificial machine places.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

That is called Disneyland

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like Kelly Slater’s surf ranch.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So... pool water? Idk if that's an improvement tbh.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah as a swimmer there's nothing quite like a glug of chlorinated water mid stroke

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With a dash of urine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always found the name 'Ocean Spray' to not make sense for cranberry juice, but I guess 'Bog Spray' isn't real appealing.

5 years ago | Likes 398 Dislikes 1

Bog spray is one of the most underrated categories on p*rnhub

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cranberry juice now with bog fog!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not a lot of spray there either. Maybe “Bog Fog”?

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Mmmm, a refreshing glass of Bog Fog !

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bog berry juice! Yum

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please buy our Bog Water Fruit brand berry juice. Little Jimmy needs a new pair of legs.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? Most of it comes from Wisconsin

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh not from west virginia? I thought they were known for their cranberry bogs.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wisconsin Rapids has the largest cranberry processing facility in the world and it's for Ocean Spray.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait till you hear about the spiders

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

excuse me?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wolf spiders were introduced years back as a natural pesticide, when you flood the bogs to harvest it's done by getting in in waders 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the spiders can swim a little but can run really fast across the tops of the fruit. They like to jump into waders as a way to get out of the

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

water. Most bog owners ask you "are you cool with spiders?" as part of their hiring process.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you really think Quaker Oats is made by Quakers?

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Not made by, made from.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow wait until my Aunt Jemima hears about this

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Just what the fuck are you trying to imply?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn't they steal it from real quakers?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yup. Cause Quakers had a good rep.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, it grown in bogs along the ocean here in Washington state:

5 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

It’s also based in Plymouth, MA so had to have either a pilgrim or ocean based name as is law around here

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's actually Middleboro Ma, close to Plymouth.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are correct. It’s Plymouth county not ACTUAL Plymouth

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you go further up the coast you get ocean and revolutionary war themed names. We’re a complex people

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah yes - the land of England New!

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