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Dec 15, 2017 2:05 AM
thePainesuggestion
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jpmon3y3
I Got kicked outta a restaurant in high school 9 years ago lol never go back they always remember
hewhocontrolsthespice
Reno's in Hillsboro. I hope.
sirdraco1
We don't forget here in the North.
ImDreamingofaShiteChristmas
Bloody Dennis!
DigitalBang
You only reposted after 4 hours. You got to get those numbers down.
StragoMagus
It was probably in Beulah
IAmDaBadMan
LPT : Don't be Dennis.
gavr1loo
Dennis did some crazy shit back then....
nursehappe
Lived in ND for 8 years...there may not be many people, but they’re good people!
ImLikeWhoaaa
The North Dakota remembers
Buttstaches
Usually I’m only told things aren’t OC. Today, I have seen this approx. 37 times.
IPeeInCheerios
This is 1 post away for me.
KneeDeepInMidgetPiss
False. Everyone knows North Dakota doesn't exist #StayWoke
CigaretteMan
Not unbelievable. I've met a surprising number of service people with spectacularly long memories
inmediasrays
My dad was wild when he was younger and got banned from a bar for life. After 20 years clean and sober he went back, ordered a Coke, and 1/2
inmediasrays
Sat quietly at the bar talking to a friend. Owner walked in and STILL kicked him out. No matter what I do, I'll never be as cool as my 2/3
inmediasrays
Old man. Miss you dad, and miss those stories. 3/3
Raecracy123abc
I consulted for a chain of preschool places that I was banned from as a kid. It made me laugh
spiffynidd
Can confirm. I grew up in a small town, and locals still say 'you are Mr. Nid's girl, huh?' Dad's been dead for 5 years...
jspotter347
Was fired from a job. Was told never to return. Did, with wife and kids years later. Had a great time. Was scared the entire time! Fav story
sirquixote
Couldn't possibly be the dirty E or the Bismarck, they don't remember or have a list.
GreaterDog
And he's been telling this story since 2003
xSocksMan
Why did I read this with an Irish accent...
Onennon
It's not the world's end.
ohwhereohwhereismyhairbrush
What is this? A tweet from 2003?
rdswords
Thekindofkindlyman
PeeDrinker69
Gooooooonnnng
ElectricalWarthog
because of the implication
dmcla
Dennis the menace?
ashittypuncomment
Classic Dennis
LaserSalsa
Literally posted 3 hours ago. It's currently 6 images to the left on mobile
NachoPete
Dragonboy393
Man the other post hasn’t been on FP for even a hour. Reposts are getting faster and faster.
jurjclooners
It was like, 4-5 posts ago
freebodydiagram
Don't worry. With net neutrality gone, they'll take longer to pop up.
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
/a/jFFNT
YourTripIsShort
They're becoming self aware!
iSoulend
I was so confused as why I didn't recognize any of the comment (and why I got the same post twice by clicking next but I'm used to it)
storebrandproductmascot
Soon the reposts will start showing up before the original posts!
SlyMrFox
But when will then become now?
FoLokinix
Soon.
ZzaLord
For all we know it’s already happening...
Bollen2k
Unless it was Dennis himself who posted to imgur, all these posts are repost in a sense. Even the twitter post
Butterstache
It's funny, but wow. The things that go viral these days. It's almost as if people are deciding it's way funnier because it has 300g likes?
AllTheTom
But what did he do?
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Paperbagman5
In @Bmangall20's own words: "We may never know honestly".
numbertwo
Said he didn't like Teddy Roosevelt
wildcatfan4life
Walked up to the jukebox with $20 in quarters and played Surfing Bird for 6 hours straight.
FBGNorvilleBarnes
He posted a selfie. Even in '73 that shit didn't fly in the Dakotas.
BustyBecky64
We don't talk about that
VaDamian
He was being too much of a Menace.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
was he walking his dog Gnasher at the time?
xBrightEyed
He asked if they had any “gwapes”
DiegoTan
And later asked if they have any glue. But they didn't.
stoutde
Yeah, what did I do??
gavr1loo
Geeeeeeeet ooouuuuuuut!!!
GilgameshHimself
Get the hell out of here Dennis
qolume
Probably his name was Roy Moore...
hawks88
He was actually from the future, he started blaring holla back girl on his phone
RaynWisp
I heard that you was talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it.
VolcanoHerder
I went to the next post as I was reading this and had to stop and come back. +1
RachTrap
I ain't no harlem black girl! I ain't no harlem black girl!
KeaciG
And to this day I do not know what a holla back girl is. All I know is that I want her dead.
NachoPete
Wait... it's not a "Harlem black girl"?!
ashmenon
I always understood it as a girl that actually responds to creepy catcalls.
SPECTREagent
skincancerisfun
Ordered a 'light' beer
Stockyhome
I wanted a lighter and a beer and I fucked up my words so the town lynched me - Dennis (who probably loves light beer)
sebastianp451365
Well his brother owns the bar. And he fucked his brothers wife.
LloydMadel
Pretty sure he fucked the bar owner's sister instead of wife
Hantos
I’m pretty sure it was both.
RevanTheJedi
Ayyy
justasomeone
wait it's not Alabama.
TheUglyGuy
There's only like 11 people in North Dakota, so it's hard to forget anyone.
theroamingnome85
As a North Dakotan I can safely say there are dozens of us...DOZENS!!
GimmeCredit
Me2.
ThyUnholyRogue
As a North Dakotan, I can confirm. There is at least 11 of us.
numbertwo
I'm the second one
southerneskimo
User name checks out
FemmeFataleSTL
1/2 Obligatory not North but South: Husband's family is from small town in South Dakota. The town literally has a population of 8.
FemmeFataleSTL
2/2 When we visit, the town population doubles and we go in their newspaper. About 15 minutes from the North Dakota border. S/o to Meadow!
TheDairyPope
Do the locals complain about the excessive traffic you create?
FemmeFataleSTL
Not typically. You can do 80mph out there and no one bats an eye. They're more excited to have someone new to talk to.
FartyMcDumpstein
The north remembers
HiggsBosonYoFace
KING O DA NORF!
SigynRose
Do you know anyone with the last name Falcon?
HiggsBosonYoFace
I don't but if I ever have to change my last name, that's on the short list.
HolyHellJezebel
Nah it's slightly more than that. My dad is 1 of 13 and he is from ND. I have like 90 something cousins living there.
SexualViolence
As soon as i read that i heard banjo music.
BalfMalark
How many are different people though?
Infactyoucangofuckyourself
LN2S
IpretendtobeaprofessionalbutIamdefinitelynot
well he does say "slightly" which makes me think he's joking too, so infactyoucangofuckyourself
jgort
North Dakota resident, here. Can confirm.
StragoMagus
Now I know who you are, the other 9 aren't on Imgur
itsFlnkR
I’m from Minnesota the neighbor across the river. It’s always nice seeing the few of y’all out and aboot
StragoMagus
JubeiSama
Present
tacoprincess
I am also on imgur.
HiggsBosonYoFace
Former Jamestown resident here. Current imgurian.
StragoMagus
That actually explains a lot
DiecastParadox
As am I. The Taco Bell here sucks, too.