This is the ideal male body. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Jan 28, 2018 12:42 AM

HenryBowers

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If you wanna join our gang message me after school.

Mullet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Mullet city!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Let me mullet over..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Erlendur?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ITS JOE DIRT

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Joe Dirt 3! I’m into it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A selfie is a selfie and not allowed, even if you are stunningly unattractive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

When do you finish school!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Who do you love!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, Tunnel Snakes rule...

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 5

That's what I call my penis...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Is that the kid from Young Sheldon?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would totally stretch out your asshole!????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We found him! We found Joe Dirt!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the name of the gang?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Kevin bacon?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Am i cool enough to be in your gang?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Message me for details.

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when you are 12, sure, that is what it looks like at "peak performance"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 12

Kevin bacon?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The kid from IT remake?

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 5

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No young Kevin bacon

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No young Jeremy Piven

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I-is that a fucking mullet?

8 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 6

The movie was set in the 80's so yea.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There is o such thing as a fucking mullet! unless it's a cousin-fucking mullet, of course.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

And what a mullet it is

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is the ideal male haircut. You might not like it but that is what peak hairstyle looks like.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Upvote just for using a hyphen for your simulated stammering instead of a bunch of periods. I wish more would follow.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 5

I always figured one was a stutter (I - Is), and one was an awkward pause (Is ... Is).

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Do people not know the difference?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Do... Do people not know the difference?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

N-no...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0