I'm an idiot.

Jun 1, 2017 10:10 PM

Bout to have my first smore, ever. Roast marshmallow on stove with fork, transfer marshmallow to crackers, attempt to suck marshmallow off fork = hissss

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Don't feel too bad; I did the same thing with a hot dog campfire fork thingy

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OwOwOwOwOw.

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Yes. Yes you are.

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I did the same thing with a pizza roll.

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You heated up a pizza roll, on a fork, over a burner on your stove?

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Drunk or stoned?

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I'd feel less stupid if I was either..

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Title checks out.

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If it makes you feel any better, I've done this exactly. Marshmallow left on fork, bite to clean it off. Pain. So much pain.

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That does make me feel slightly better. The pain hasn't been too bad...As long as I keep my mouth open, keeping it dry and unheated.

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It's all fine if you're a beautiful idiot

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This is untrue. Beauty does nothing for pain.

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Well, some people do learn be hard way. On a positive note, I doubt you will do that again..

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Will you have smore of them in the future sometime?

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Don't take this the wrong way, but how do you fuck up eating a smore?

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By sucking it off...

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Your boyfriend isn't going to be happy for a day or three.

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Unless it is also that time of the month, why?

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You're delusional if you think BF's get BJ's every day.

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tmi

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Wait, why wouldn't he? I don't understand people that don't have sex every second they can. I'm 40 and my libido is as strong as ever.

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My household does just fine.

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Wow. What a prize.

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AHHHH, WTF!

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That has got to hurt a fuck ton.

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That is a solid measurement of the amount of pain I'm feeling right now just looking at that!

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Fork*

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Can I get a visual representation of this unit of measure please?

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here you go...

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My thoughts exactly

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I bet there was a brief moment, "I have made a terrible mistake" followed by searing pain and swearwords.

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Surprisingly, very little pain. I thought: "maybe it's not too bad, I better ice it. Get ice, check it in mirror...oh fuck."

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Well it might just look bad or that is not a good sign, its that or the pain is coming.

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I didn't even get to try the flipping smore. Keeping ice on it, scared to feel what happens when I leave it off. Left dents (1 of 2)

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It will blister and burst. It is going to hurt and won't be fun. Sorry

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Oh, the blistering and bursting I think happened during the sizzle. I'm hoping it's burned enough that the nerves got damaged.

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(2 of 2) Feels real weird. By far, one of my stupidest moments. Idiot. Too excited to try this fucking smore. Fuck.

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This was the universe telling you Smores are for campfires anyway silly. Its part of the experience.

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Stop, take a beat, and try again. Don't turn your back on the deliciousness of a smore...

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