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Bout to have my first smore, ever. Roast marshmallow on stove with fork, transfer marshmallow to crackers, attempt to suck marshmallow off fork = hissss
Jun 1, 2017 10:10 PM
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
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Bout to have my first smore, ever. Roast marshmallow on stove with fork, transfer marshmallow to crackers, attempt to suck marshmallow off fork = hissss
duckbuster36
Legion88
nobodyknowsforsure
https://media.giphy.com/media/26gJAtomwbJx4MLok/giphy.gif
SeaBass88
blakeatwork
Don't feel too bad; I did the same thing with a hot dog campfire fork thingy
MerryJoe
R04CH1503
Theforgottenartoffuckey
DaggersNscarS
sawme9
IsThisFunnyOrIsItJustMe
TerribleAwful
Michelleee
OwOwOwOwOw.
mushroombirdornaments
Iloveyougrandpa
IamMrSatan
http://imgur.com/Rce9cRw
Midgarmerc
Yes. Yes you are.
jdhfdh3
I did the same thing with a pizza roll.
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
You heated up a pizza roll, on a fork, over a burner on your stove?
R3C0NXD45
R3C0NXD45
Drunk or stoned?
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
I'd feel less stupid if I was either..
HD226868
Title checks out.
susiejunebug
If it makes you feel any better, I've done this exactly. Marshmallow left on fork, bite to clean it off. Pain. So much pain.
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
That does make me feel slightly better. The pain hasn't been too bad...As long as I keep my mouth open, keeping it dry and unheated.
TheSuperAllMightyPotato
It's all fine if you're a beautiful idiot
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
This is untrue. Beauty does nothing for pain.
Sionas
Well, some people do learn be hard way. On a positive note, I doubt you will do that again..
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
Will you have smore of them in the future sometime?
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Diewithasmile
Don't take this the wrong way, but how do you fuck up eating a smore?
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
By sucking it off...
Zangulus
Your boyfriend isn't going to be happy for a day or three.
HoochIsCrazzy
Unless it is also that time of the month, why?
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
You're delusional if you think BF's get BJ's every day.
cookseancook
tmi
UsernameAttempted
Wait, why wouldn't he? I don't understand people that don't have sex every second they can. I'm 40 and my libido is as strong as ever.
Zangulus
My household does just fine.
sunlight
Wow. What a prize.
AgentNSFW
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
AHHHH, WTF!
BelfryBats
That has got to hurt a fuck ton.
targun
That is a solid measurement of the amount of pain I'm feeling right now just looking at that!
Noknifeuseteeth
Fork*
ummjakefromstatefarm
Can I get a visual representation of this unit of measure please?
iPostReactionMemes
manamongstyou
My thoughts exactly
BelfryBats
I bet there was a brief moment, "I have made a terrible mistake" followed by searing pain and swearwords.
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
Surprisingly, very little pain. I thought: "maybe it's not too bad, I better ice it. Get ice, check it in mirror...oh fuck."
BelfryBats
Well it might just look bad or that is not a good sign, its that or the pain is coming.
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
I didn't even get to try the flipping smore. Keeping ice on it, scared to feel what happens when I leave it off. Left dents (1 of 2)
HoochIsCrazzy
It will blister and burst. It is going to hurt and won't be fun. Sorry
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
Oh, the blistering and bursting I think happened during the sizzle. I'm hoping it's burned enough that the nerves got damaged.
FlippettyChipChippettyFlip
(2 of 2) Feels real weird. By far, one of my stupidest moments. Idiot. Too excited to try this fucking smore. Fuck.
PhillyDillyDee
This was the universe telling you Smores are for campfires anyway silly. Its part of the experience.
IMostlyPostDogs
Stop, take a beat, and try again. Don't turn your back on the deliciousness of a smore...