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Oct 30, 2014 12:34 PM
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source http://thisisladyland.com/the-terrors-of-london-7-halloween-costumes-for-kids/
PCard
BlueBorough
Big up brixton
ishouldbedoinghw
"I fucking hate traffic wardens."
pieanim
£995,000 for a studio flat in Brixton aint far from the truth :(
TannhasserGate
studio flat in brixton for £995,000!?! impossible
Kalooki
I've seen more rats in Birmingham than London.
reakinglygoodska
its a double yellow line its a double yellow line
RipBeak
At first glance I thought the rat had it's intestines hanging out!
Pos7al
Casting for the next Amazon Fire phone to piss me off?
Thatswhatshesaiddotdotdotorhesaid
Accurate to a tea.
twicemonkey
+1 for million pound studio flat
SithRuleOfTwo
"There is a traffic warden back here. What are we supposed to do with him?" "Knock im out."
MattyDanish
why didnt they do london policemen? just a jumpsuit with a flashlight.
edwardelricsnipples
If you gavea kid a fake cigarette as part of their costume in America, you'd have the PTA so far up your ass you'd be puking soccer balls
HighrockTendales
haha
SenorPrince
Not gonna lie, I thought the last pic said, "The Queer." I was so confused for a sec.
ArcherK
I fucking hate traffic wardens.
SomethingCleverBand
*English intensifies*
PCard
http://media.giphy.com/media/UrxgqBtjOtooU/giphy.gif
Fejerro
I expected those hipster babies to pull out Amazon Fire phones. Hate those stupid kids.
sixfoothobbit
I don't understand that reference :/ was it an ad or something?
Fejerro
Yes. Look on Youtube for Amazon Fire commercial hipster kids and you, too, can suffer their insufferability.
sixfoothobbit
It was not bad enough to be taken as one of those "supposed to be bad" ads. It seems more like they thought it would be a good idea...
SarcasticComment
Dawww Baby Hipster recently quit gluten
kilmore
still, before everyone else (if you's forced to ask them)
Lemmesmash
http://theincidentaleconomist.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gluten-free2.jpg
FreeRangeLeprechaun
His little tum tum don't want none unless you got gluten free buns, hun. Baby got snacks.
Fredfinks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR4n6OVoyYQ
cixelsyd
Did anyone else notice that the pigeon is floating in the second photo...
skellious
looks like an accidental Balducci levitation.
lesbianseagulls
*flying. I believe the word you're looking for is flying.
marquisdechocula
*shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels, and from having seen more than a few shoppes in my time.
BenSwol0
1 million pounds for a crummy STUDIO flat??
duxkgh
London... not entirely accurate perhaps but it's ridiculously expensive.
JuanSigrid
We live in Brixton, it's not that bad yet... but it's on its way. The Foxtons has be vandalised a couple of times with 'yuppies fuck off!'
Advikizer
In Brixton, nonetheless!
marquisdechocula
thatsthejoke.jpg
skellious
That's a good price for Brixton
SarcasticComment
The title of this post has an eerie Hunger Games feel to it
BismuthbeardThePirate
The hipster is my favorite
ftrh
Aww..the baby queen is adorable.
WhereIWander
anyone else pictured her twiddling her fingers and saying "Toodeloo"
PCard
http://media.giphy.com/media/10KoOxv0chkCkw/giphy.gif
ColoradoCattleCo
Yeah, but the corgi looks a little fake.
Rognin
Are those kankles?
TheLovelyMissBeans
I know, right?!?!?!?
thequeenishome
and just as effective as the real one. +1
DinoKebab
Funny thing is, in the right situation we could have a Queen that young one day lol
Iamgonnaspankyousohard
WHAT ABOUT THE BABY WORKING MAN YOU ELITIST FUCK!? I don't actually mean that, just thought it would be funny to say. I'm not crazy I swear
Stormblade
"The Terrors of London!" ... "The Queen".
Thepotatoknight
It's technically correct, the best kind of correct
joedohn
They lack 'Tube patron with brolly'. :(
sporkafife
The scariest of all is the traffic warden. You see one of them black and yellow tickets on your window and you know you done fucked up
wesdesto
we are the champions my frieend!
seandamnit
Your Majesty The Queen, that outfit is the dog's bollocks!
gourdshavemorefun
All in favour of over throwing the current monarchy and putting Baby Queen on the throne say Aye.
thatsjustcake
Look at those little ankle folds
perlcat
Too right it is.
wbf275
"Mummy, I want to be a princess!" "Well, dear, we'll do you one better."
FightingIrishDiddly
Franky Boyle: Things a paedo would say.
BalmDeBono
We beheaded our king and queen and I want to put this little girl on the throne ! She's beyound awwwwww!!!!
ourari
As a man: I'd wear the fuck out of that pigeon costume.
IsabelleGL
lmfao !!!!
Liennepien
As a woman: agreed.
strongfkennedy
Yeah! It looks easily makeable. Just gotta decide what with feathers or scales I can (forget to) make next year
BohoPhoenix
I read that as I'd fuck that pigeon costume and thought might want to take the kid out first.
ourari
Take out kids? Man, you're a cold killer.
Spiffycamel
PIGEON BOYYYS!
AlexImguram
How small are you? I'm 5"7 and I'm pretty sure it'd be too tight for me..
ourari
On a scale from pygmy to Dutch, I'm Dutch. As with so many things, I wish they'd come in adult sizes...
dadstop
Does it matter what gender you are?
ourari
No, but it evokes the image of a full grown adult male wearing a kid's pigeon-costume.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I say this as a Londoner... FUCK FOXTONS! Fucking arseholes!
nemot
There is a special circle of hell reserved for them.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I HOPE SO! I really enjoy living in a house with no smoke alarm, or carbon monoxide meter. And when the sent a guy to see the boiler, they>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
sent a plumber.. Not a boiler engineer. Well thats 6 days with ice cold showers... FAN-TASTIC!
nemot
Just wait till you try and move out, then the fees and fun begins!
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
The last 2 weeks staying in my house were so stressful! The estate agents got some keys cut of our house and did viewings unannounced>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
when they were under strict instructions that we would let them get keys cut if they gave us at least 6 hours warning...>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
And overall I got about £580 of our £740 deposit back. But all the fees were reasonably fair. Except for the £40 to replace door handles :(
sammywillybbell
is that a ring-pull on the pigeons foot?
kljlfkadsjfads
If you knew the answer, and you know you did, why did you ask? Does doing so get more points?
indref
It's a chazwazzlah.
ThisCommentWasAutomaticallyGeneratedByImgurViralizer
I miss having "pull tabs", that would actually rip a flake of metal from the top of the can.
Iwannaplaytalesofsymphonia
Stop making up words!
shorterthantherest
Yes.
Warranty
I loved that detail.
DickDraper
a what?
isaacbaker
It's a soda tab
mfhess
Coke tab, pop tab, soda tab, can lever, can tab, pushy thingie, soda ringgy dinggy, those damned metal things the kids collect for charity.
CarolCruz
Yes those....but the "tabs for charity" thing isn't real. http://www.snopes.com/business/redeem/pulltabs.asp
hullabaloo70
Pull-tab
tbirdistheword
You mean a can tab?
petradactyl
No, this is Patrick.
kellybot
its called a silver clock niner
TheSteenalizer
What in the fiddly fuck is a ring pull?
SomethingSomethingUsernameSomething
Not very accurate. Central London pigeons are generally missing most bits of their feet / toes / whatever...
whateveritisitisntfunny
great. here we go
GoogleFucker
Lmao. Your comment made this even funnier
hrondleman
Is this "pop tab" vs "soda tab" a wholly American thing?
JOE2312
I am usually quick to tell american's we invented it, we'll call it what we like but you guys got this one, sock it to them!
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
HAHA. I am laughing so hard right now
cheerfullittleaxolotl
have you had too much rum like i've had too much rum?
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
7 hours ago...no lol
ThisFrickenGuy
No, it's a pop tab.
manolith
Fuck off. That's a fucking London pigeon, so that's a fucking ring-pull on its leg!
imgician
+1 for pop. It's definitely not soda.
ManGettingHitByAFootballInTheGroin
beer*
ThisFrickenGuy
Impossibrew
coke*
BabaBooeytoo
POP
jnnfrhll
Chicago here to confirm it is indeed called pop.
mlemmlemmlemmlem
In Tennessee: Coke tabs. 'Cause everything here is called Coke.
jnnfrhll
From Chicago, lived in Houston for a bit. Ordering fast food was so odd because of this. What kind of coke I wanted isn't an easy question.
Dettamuley06
My uncle from Mississippi used to come visit and he would take us to a c store to get a coke then ask us what kind of coke we wanted.
ixgs
the powdery one please
mlemmlemmlemmlem
Convo at almost every fast food place: "What would you like to drink with that?" "Coke" "Okay, what kind?" "Mtn Dew"...
saltystella
Soda*
iwillalwaysloveyouimgur
Pop
defweezy
Can't tell if serious or not.. pretty sure he's not talking about the soda/pop thing
Morebunnies
Yeah, he is. A ring pull is the same ring as a soda/pop tab.
nation543
soda pop. that puts and end to it.
TheSkeksis
NO. THEN SODA IS FIRST AND I DON'T LIKE THAT
jumawe
Rats smoke cigarettes over there?
jsktrogdor
Everyone smokes cigarettes over there.
Jerenemy
They smoke fags* over there.
ChefG0ldblum
They smoke em here too, ever watch Beakman's World? http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/12/12/arts/12ritts_CA0/popup.jpg
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Maybe it's a joke about the French.
revcleo
no there's just a lot of butts on the ground. I've seen pigeons peck them though.
Jumpinjackieflash
Should really have been a paintbrush a la Banksy.
jumawe
Agreed
Lemmesmash
*fags
IFapMercilessly
I always wondered what's the derogatory term for homosexual men over there, seeing as that one is apparently taken..
krallisawesome
"Fag" as a term for homosexual men is known and understood over here, but the stereotypically British term would be "poof" or "poofter".
PCard
http://media.giphy.com/media/gZb1CR0X39IGs/giphy.gif
DickDraper
Everything smokes there, that's why everything's teeth are so fucked.
pewpewpotato
no, our teeth are fucked because we drink so much tea and stain them :D yay tea!
ian9outof10
Found the American. Go back to gargling tooth bleach and eating burgers
DickDraper
You're cute, I actually live in Germany. You still won't forgive the Americans for kicking you out of their country? lol
ian9outof10
Ah, then I apologise, go back to eating dreadful and unidentifiable meats then.
DickDraper
Only on the internet can one find a neckbeard like you lul
AinsleysOilySacrifice
as a londoner, yes I can confirm rats over here have an appalling tobacco addiction
shainamorgan
How do you ask for a cigarette then? Similar to how we say "Can I bum a smoke?" I'm seriously asking.
AinsleysOilySacrifice
as in from a friend, shop or rat, from friends I usually say can I blem (but I'm not sure about the rest of london or uk fir that matter)
shainamorgan
From a friend, not a rat. I ask a rat by saying squeak squeak!
AinsleysOilySacrifice
yeah for my london friends we use blem, but for others not from london I'll just say cigarettes
HelenWhat
My brother would always say 'crash the ash' (crash like when you crash at someone's house, visit them!) can I pinch a fag? Is how I asked.
shainamorgan
lol I like the pinch a fag one. Here, that's something offensive :)
Ostinisdehsechz
haha "pinch a fag"
figsbar
alternatively "bum a fag", but I hear that has other connotations