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fartharder
I can attest to #5. I just told it to my wife and she said she was confused.
ForThoseWondering
The most commonly misspelled name is "Michael."
Pyrotha
"Jokes"
Nalianna
4 looks like a Trump joke.
ffilm
What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.
kingnoble
Dying of terminal cancer
natangold
If if statements had no then clauses…
jakethetao
Dad wouldn't even touch these
sundaymondayhippyday
Ah the old non-joke Chicken meme I miss it!
LucidPariah
This was great!
NoGoodNick
DON'T GET ME STARTED https://youtu.be/-LTJEIk9zYg
thegreatheed
#15 should be: not a home.
luketreefreebean
So you want me to start off my mornings with not being funny?
luketreefreebean
Well good, I don't like change.
jeanclaudvanwham
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
As Michael J Fox is mentioned, always remember https://www.michaeljfox.org/
HumfreeBugart
Good old dad, always full of jokes from last century
FineapplePie
Dark jokes are like food. Not everybody gets it.
zrobacov
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Man walks into a bar, carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm, says to the bartender " gimmie a beer, and 1 for the road"
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
https://youtu.be/ZGfWBgfiPuY
GiveMeAllThePizza
Impressive. Exhaled a bit louder than normal.
Goggmagogg
ok i liked the last one
KhakiChan
he said half a cat LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Can1ChangeThisL8r
#5 isn't supposed to make sense, right? I'm not blonde but I'm definitely confused
DVSBSTrD
Because when you paint yourself green you look like a vegetable, and it's usually people attacking vegetables with forks.
fartharder
But if you were blonde you'd still be confused, right?
Chopst6
iDrinkDrano
Correct. It confuses anyone.
SuperSecretScientistStuff
These were on game grumps
ManOfCulture
Yeah, they're also called "Anti-jokes" on google
EggMarbles
denzino
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Excellent, but a haiku must contain a reference to time and nature.
BlueClockWorks
Actually all haiku end in "it's snowing on Mt. Fuji"
shveet
Well you could use a groundfridge http://www.florisschoonderbeek.com/2016/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Groundfridge-infographic-zus-1.jpg
tyronetyrone
This is a falsehood The internet told me so I'm a grown ass man
RigorMortis76
My refrigerator has a clock on it and I store vegetables in it. Does that count?
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Yup. As long as they are referenced in the poem.
lffi
This is a falsehood
lffi
Haikus need no set theme set
lffi
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
thegreatheed
I see what you did, with your clever response there. My feet hurt today.
sundaymondayhippyday
Number 13 not drawing a perfect circle? Anyone can..#
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Okowski
I had a teacher in high school who could do that. witnessed many other staff members attempt it and fail through the years.
Knilore
I mean all those rough chalk edges....
thedragonoverlord
a perfect circle is exactly the same through and through. they did a study on his circles and the best they got was a 13.17 and a 12.90
thedragonoverlord
rough estimate from memory. but yes he got extremely close to a perfect circle.
ImAlwaysRelevantLOL
Drawing a perfect circle is a sign of being insane or mentally off.
Youwillneverknowwhoiam
that doesn't seem right
teegyo
It's a philosophy joke. Perfect Circles only exist as a concept. It's impossible to draw a perfect circle.
AussieBacon
While in theory it is unattainable by hand, any graphing software will draw one
AussieBacon
While in theory it is unattainable by hand, any graphing software will draw one
supermassimo
It is not actually perfect since pixels are square
DaMightySpoon
Shhh dont ruin the magic