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Get the Jump On Christmas Early this Year
Oh Gawhd I Waaaahn
MTS42
#42 is funny but I fear for that woman's life if a cow kick is anything like a horse's
Falcondor
MRW watching each gif. Also, I think I saw a few people die.
esleone
Why did the baseball guy got pissed off?
stormtrooper412
because if your pitch ends behind a batter, it's quite obvious you were aiming at him and not at the plate. Batters don't like that much
MagicUmbrellas
I will never get tired of watching that asshole get his trash back in his lap
NachoPete
Wasn't that a chick?
smolboots
Chicks can be assholes sometimes.
NachoPete
Adamfergu
I have so many questions
waitdoyounot
#7 you wonder how the guy in the background broke his hand.
sffmunkee
There were many cringes watching these. How is the Motocross safety guy not aware to hold the clutch before standing the bike up though...
NachoPete
Untrained volunteer maybe?
TheTimeIsRight
WAS THAT COW GIVING BIRTH?!?
SomeDetroitGuy
Yes
nasoj007
#28 Avatar the Last Tray-bender
smartgirl63
What was up with that mascot?
muinmuin
The guy that threw that ball is a huge douche. It's so hard to see in those things
smartgirl63
I meant the one who hit the ref.
andyfish727
Was also a huge douche? Probably thought it was funny
klinger
He was with the Harlem globetrotters. It would be a part of their act
eatinchocolate
I love the motorcycle litter woman, everyone who litters she does that too, she's got a channel
FirstAidPoetry
She does that too? That extra 'o' sure confused me for a few seconds.
Squaunch
#43 the true keyboard warrior
Oregonian
What the fuck is this one?
AwkwardBiStander
A bad fucking day, thats what
NachoPete
It's at least 5 ruined pairs of underpants.
schanzen
If I remember correctly the ditched car hit black ice. A cruiser and bystander went to help. Truck hit the same ice and, well, there you go.
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https://youtu.be/efiW2K8gASM
Oregonian
I mean why cut it off before the gif even really begins.
MohamedAlsaidi
Pretty sure they're dead
secretoaster
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?
getridofTheSeaword
Wtf was the one just showcasing domestic abuse in the kitchen?
YeahImGoingToHell
I agree with OtherPersonality. It looks like she scared him and he hit her out of reflex.
SalmonTheMedic
I think I've seen that one as a longer video where she scares him by trying out some gory Halloween makeup and he smacks her out of reflex.
ImYourOtherPersonality
He probably didn't know it was her and immediately thought she was a threat, so he hit her in instinctual self defence.
kansas555
He was probably zoned out and she walked up behind him and shouted boo or something.
Notanangelyet
Ooh, I hope so, that looked awful.
SaraSlaughter
I woke up bf out of a bad dream once and he reflexively kicked the shit out of me... sent me flying off the bed. Headache for a week.
pyronyzen
#3 Scott Sterling, the early years.
MattRexPuns
I was hoping someone else would have said this.
SaraSlaughter
Can someone tell me why one would throw a pitch to go behind the batter's back? Is that a dick move on purpose or an accident?
Starwhip
This is what I'm trying to figure out as well. Saw it and went straight down here. No other comments on it though...
SaraSlaughter
Hahaha so did I. I come searching for the important answers!
plainoldfool
Usually it's the pitcher intentionally trying to hit the batter, but sometimes the ball just gets away from the pitcher.
plainoldfool
In this case, it definitely appears intentional. You can see the umpire eject the pitcher.
SaraSlaughter
Ohhhhh THAT'S what he was doing. Ok this makes sense. Thank you all for the explanation! I was seriously dumbfounded. Wtf? Made no sense.
HowIsThisNotTakenByNow
If the Ball goes behind the batters back, you most likely aimed for it to hit him - thats why he gets so mad.
Metta6
He got hit hard enough to knock his helmet off, I'd be mad too
SaraSlaughter
Yeah holy shit. Never saw anything like that before. I'd be swinging too. (At the pitcher....;)
Cjamhampton
Getting hit hurts like hell and could break bones and possibly end your career/put you out anywhere from the rest of the game to the season
SaraSlaughter
That's exactly what I was thinking..... you could literally kill someone if you beaned a ball at their head at 80mph. My lord!
3vieTheEevee
LazarusLaurentius
The watermelon one looks like her head exploded, is she ok, did she survive? so many questions.
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moomomomomooomo
thank you. i can sleep tonight.
BrenKat
Saw that one when it was broadcast on "The Amazing Race". She was fine. Not even a bloody nose. Did have one heck of a mental break, though.
LazarusLaurentius
Thank god, I was worried for a sec, they all look so funny an harmless and all of a sudden i see spattering.
BrenKat
Yeah, she was fine. But in a race? the mental breakdown had was absolutely devastating. Don't even remember if they made it through that leg
ChaoticAtmosphere
I love the last one. Girl has technique and style.
TexasInJuly
Seems pretty fake. He appears to pick her up
aman0888
Natasha Romanoff- the early years
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I mean, it helped that he clearly stood there and allowed her to pull it off.
ChaoticAtmosphere
Yeah, it's obviously her trainer helping her practice the move. Still has style and technique.
Rubberduckz
Yeah, though it seems to me that the man is carrying her a bit. Might be staged.
ShinyObject
It's a demonstration, in training
dariadoll
Surely some of these people died?
HellooooNurse81
...2 of these are video games...
Frozenpasties
Yes, we're well fucking aware, Sherlock.
BiPolyFreak
The last one was definitely staged combat.
HellooooNurse81
Possibly 3....
HannaTheGreat
who is dumb enough to approach and attempt to pet a cow that is just giving birth
NachoPete
That lady was. She got learned though.
ChaosJoy
The Vet? Trying to calm the cow down, check up the shoulder gloves...
HannaTheGreat
Vets usually know that cows have the urge to protect their new born, so they are extra careful and only approach when the cow is restrained.
OmgPleaseSendCoffeeASAP
Yeah, but no farm vet I've ever seen would turn up for work in a dress.
MesserAuditore
The guy dropping the camera on the baby is why I'm afraid to have children. I'm such a klutz that the kid probably wouldn't survive a year.
itsybitsyspider
Eh, it looks like that barely hurt the baby. It just flinched a little like it barely noticed. It wasn't that far of a drop either.
brumski
Babies are more durable than you think.
Hipcatjack
Look at the phone.That kid is 10 years old by now probably.
CoomebackKidd
Babies are way more durable than us. They also have an increased healing factor. Sickness and suffocation are what usually take them down.
ManOfIce
I remember last time the baby gif was posted, people were calling for his head and for child services to be called. Idiots don't know babies
VLadyc89
It reminds me of me dropping my phone in my face while imguring in the bed... Glad that dude didnt dropped in the face., knowing how painful
Thirdy
would you be the guy holding an ipad ?
Iamfrigid
Nope, just an actual brick while his hands are covered in melted butter and cooking oil.
orangeorangutan
Well you wouldn't be alone, number 1 cause of death in children is "accident"
CatBertBecky
I dropped my phone on my son a few times because breastfeeding is boring as hell but I'm also clumsy. He's alive and seems ok.
andyfish727
"Seems ok" lol, I'd probably do the same though
CatBertBecky
He's only 1 so it is hard to say for sure but so far so good ;)
GodofBacon
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND ITS SCOTT STEEEEERLIIING.
Xtra93
ITS THE GREAT WALL OF SCOTT STERRRRLING!!!!
defiantspoon
I came here looking for this. Thank you.
jitspoe
MattRexPuns
I am so glad someone else said this.
teumessianfox
#3 young Scott Sterling
cbjfan
4th from the last is a middle school aged Scott Sterling
OscarsEstus
THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEEEEEGENND
RickDeckard2019
Motorcyclist dumping the trash back into the Mercedes is my hero.
MisterMcGibblits
Believe it was a Russian anti-littering campaign.
synereus
Unfortunately it was staged
RickDeckard2019
You come here just to ruin my dreams and kill my heroes?
synereus
If your hero is the easter bunny, then yes
TofuZebra
I actually did something similar at my job. They basically cleaned out their car in my lot, less than 10 feet from a trash can. I ended1/2
TofuZebra
2/2 up being assaulted over it, and it wasn't nearly as bad as that. Cigarettes and like receipts and stuff.
RickDeckard2019
Sorry you got assaulted. Littering is ridiculous to me. There are so many options and people choose to be lazy instead. Easier I guess.
TofuZebra
Drives me nuts. It might make sense to me if there were no trash cans nearby. Still not okay, but I can see the logic of tossing it on 1/2
TofuZebra
on the ground. There was a trash barrel right in front of the car, right next to the door they planned on coming in.
ErikMcGee
The cheap shot UFC pisses me off, and I'm not sure why...
Ojerk
Is it because he's squared up and only using his arm?
ImgDurrrr
IIRC the match was held and this asshole lost hard. Felt good man!
StandAgainstTyranny
Who was it?
ImgDurrrr
My apologies, I got 2 fights mixed up. Still great what happened after though. :) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pPpGyQQM7nA
ohmanohman
Wow shit athlete. Also, shit camera work...
Arcrosis
What a cuntnugget. He should eat a bag of mouldy dicks.
somekindafuckingidiot
i feel like since the match hadnt started yet, that was just an illegal assault. outside of a consented to match you cant just punch people
BloodyBaboon
You can press charges of you are attacked before or after the bell. Most people don't bother though.
ZombiePuggle
Was he disqualified for that? Because he should have been.
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
Not UFC, that's Cage Rage. British MMA organisation.
bigred810
Ohnoaginger
UFC is a brand. MMA is the sport (mixed martial arts)
BloodyBaboon
So does that mean the thing with the pigskin ball and the tackling isn't called NFL?
sizza147
American Football - Sport. NFL - Brand.
Ohnoaginger
Dunno why you got downvoted...
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
It is incredibly unsportsmanlike and something only a shit human would do
damspam
Did he get disqualified for that?
Polydactyly
Asshole's name is Atilla Kubilay, the fight continued, and he was DQ'd shortly after for kneeing his downed opponent in the head.
PectoralAdvantage
Sauce?
Polydactyly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPpGyQQM7nA&app=desktop
tentacularfleshscape
You name your kid Attila, you're gonna get a prick
illegalacorn
Really? You're not sure?
igesseni
Calm down you cumslut! Pretty sure that was sarcasm.
StandAgainstTyranny
Shoo. Back to 4chan with you.
Samsquantch82
What the fuck happened with that bike stunt one? That was some incredibly terrible planning and safety checks.
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
That's a pretty old gif. She died iirc.
AnkleSpankle
Then you recall incorrectly.
NapoleonDynOmite
Commenting for context...
dariadoll
It's Anthea Turner. She was fine but seriously watch it on youtube with the sound. It's so fucking funny.
Samsquantch82
I read about her after you posted her name. Won a lawsuit against the BBC for this!
GeneralMess
She wasn't actually fine, hearing damage and burns.
JimmyWatts
But was she fucking sorry?
SkaterMonkey
According to an interview she gave, she was supposed to do a piece about the stunts that were happening then move then the bike would go 1/?
InvadingYourSpaces
It was entirely badly planned if it included "Sit right beside these explosives that are controlled by a human." at any point at all.
SkaterMonkey
But there was a communication error and her speaking was misconstrued as the cue for the bike to go, so they went far too early. 2/3
SkaterMonkey
But she said she was lucky she sat there because 3 inches to either side and she'd have been scarred for like or killed outright
sms001
Even after all these years, watermelon linger woman still makes me cringe. Thanks OP, nice collection.
Compendyum
Heard the she still has seeds inside her brain.
clevername1
It was during the amazing race American tv show a few years back.. Pretty sure she kept competing
tortoisebiologist
I was just thinking that as well! I'm going to Google how she is doing these days
EldrickWoods
Looks like the Kennedy assassination.
secondgoaround
I think cow kick to the face was pretty rough. That cow was like "moove, bitch"
DrHotdogs
I watched that when it happened on TV, shit was crazy.
Warevans
me too. I love how the host had to tell her she had to keep playing
skadooshbag
If I remember right she said she was feeling ok considering what had happened.
yummmmm
did you have to, did you have to, did you have to let it linger
sms001
I know, right? I noticed it when I came back to the first reply, but whadda-ya-gonna-do? *slinger
FuzzyX
I bet she can still taste the lingering watermelon.
sms001
SO sorry I missed this before. Yeah, bad typo, but I'm glad someone could capitalize on it. Cheers.
AbhinavPrakash
Holy fuck! didn't realize it was water melon first and though rebound exploded her head
OfficialJoeBiden
I went back to the top to find that one and I started losing it again. Found it near the bottom. Fuck.
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sms001
Says so in the title even.
TheLemic98
You are correct, i missed that :/ sorry @OP
sms001
wth? Hey TheLem - do me a favor - look at your reply and tell me what it says for "minutes ago" posted?
TheLemic98
2mins
MasterBryan
Me too. I would love to know how bad it damaged her face. Who feels like googling it for us for the free i ternet points?
KingBifurious
I think this was Australia, they told her to keep going for at least 5 minutes before she got medical attention.
itsybitsyspider
She wasn't badly injured that I'm aware of.
HermanManly
Nothing happens at that speed, she just continued the show
5700
It exists, I've seen it in gif form on imgur, it's not as brutal as expected
Sqlut
she wasn't damaged much, they even asked to continue the show
ColAngus
She wasn't injured as badly as you'd think. It was from an episode of The Amazing Race.
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https://youtu.be/jsdvGmxaEKU
ImgurAttorney
"Champlin was shocked by how many people thought she was either faking it or downright dead after they watched the clip on YouTube."
sms001
Thank you counselor.
ImgurAttorney
*looks up from writing to nod affirmatively*
ImgurAttorney
"She swears it was neither, though the right side of her face and her upper lip were numb right after she was hit, and she suffered a"
MasterBryan
I expected much worse. Thanks for the info!
leastfourcharacters
Hero
ImgurAttorney
"pretty brutal headache for hours." http://www.ew.com/article/2010/09/27/the-amazing-race-claire-champlan-aka-watermelon-girl-talks-about-th
MoreOftenThanNot
I hope they pay you a hefty salary, you're doing good work sir.
ImgurAttorney
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