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Aug 12, 2016 1:50 AM
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lulzprod
I've seen this movie before. Don't do it.
fezfolife
Poor Amber.
EnticingRobochov
Whoa, amber is the color of its energy.
OldWiseBeard
DicksonYoMouth
https://img0.etsystatic.com/068/0/10858326/il_570xN.775061230_cqrf.jpg
C0mtraya
What about Rachel Amber?
ishotjfktwice
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
m... melt the amber & see what happens when you release it!
EneZio
Jurassic park inc
moraismeep
Even a T-Rex would scream like a school-girl seeing that fucking thing.
ImgoingtosayShoveitupyourbutt
dottsoofs
I'm kinda relevant
YourHealthIsLowDoYouHaveAnyPotionsOrFood
Amber is such a badass gem
legthief
It's a teensy little baby facehugger.
MostValuableDickbutt
Jurassic Park technologies do yo' thang!
Lukegr
Just in case, kill it with fire.
MarkSurge9411
funkpd
why would you even touch that? what if it decides to break out at any moment?!
danielHMAP
So there's gonna to be a jurassic park in real life lOl.
Greymalum
Jurassic nope.
Thedailywumbo
THE KLAXXI REIGN SUPREME
maharett
A Tarantulus Rex... If you clone it we re all fucked....
0xFFF1
During the Carboniferous Period, oxygen was 35% of the atmosphere. Thus aerobic metabolisms could be more efficient, making animals larger.
Flyndaran
Making the poor spiracles of insects and book lungs of spiders able to supply larger bodies. Not quite what you said.
0xFFF1
Terrestrial life existed, but only as far as amphibians and arthropods. This includes dragonflies such as Meganeura, with a 25in wingspan
0xFFF1
and spiders the size of a human head.
reesareesa
GoochoLibre
Ironic choice. That's a bold strategy, Cotton.
jenileabedelia
Does he not get dizzy?
IMAKEYOURHEADSVOICEYELL
ganglionater
A million years? Really?
Flyndaran
I know, right? The universe's only 6k years old. Such ignorance. (Dear lord, I really need to say, "sarcasm", don't I?)
ICantThinkOfAU
I honestly feel like "Poe's law" Is usually just a cop-out for stupid people on the internet, it's usually pretty obvious...
ganglionater
:)
TheGoodOnesAreTaken
Suddenly, dinosaurs
IfYouChooseNotToDecideYouStillHaveMadeAChoice
I had a piece of amber in college. Come to think of so did my roommate.
fistermatic5000
Ayyy
Ductapefordaysss
Its not gay when its in a threeway
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
Wait a minute. . . Amber, from Cranston?!?
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notme222
I knew Amber. We all had a piece of her.
ButterflyHeimlich
Your user name is so deep.
johnny2hats
Nice
dottsoofs
I don't remember any of you.
Nk4512
Your mom was very satisfied that night.
UonlyThinkyourDead
everyone did
SingleFlamingle
So you studied abroad.
SiriusWolf
My brother had some amber. Tossed-a-hoe. Must be the name.
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
I got a piece of Amber, but I was never the same again. You won't believe what happened next!
quartertank
Awoooooaaaaaaaoooooo
Jetmanfungo
Amber can also be a girls name, that's why it's funny.
realmdweller
I remember Amber's lamps.
DeadPhish21
Whoa-oh, black Betty, Amber's lamps, whoa-oh black Betty, Amber's lamps, black Betty had a child, Amber's lamps, the damn thing gone wild
IfYouChooseNotToDecideYouStillHaveMadeAChoice
Holy fuck that's glorious! Best comment of my whole week!
quartertank
Amber is the color of your syneeeeergyyyyyyy
RonBurgundySayingIDontBelieveYou
Jesus Horatio Christ
Jimmmydickgun
311!
DoOrDieSlowly
I heard k is the eleventh letter in the alphabet so... Kkk
Sickofnotliving
We're getting old...
Oatmealer
Ha, it's not that old is it? I mean, I'm getting old and all
quartertank
Lol... Getting?
Oatmealer
Slamber!
uhhhnowwhat
Eyyyyyy
Oatmealer
Ambuler
DeezDanglin
Did you contract arachnids?
ignimbrite
ArachnAIDS
Yepthosearebees
Beat me to it
DeadPhish21
Same... +1 for both
Raandy
Dino DNA!
Tikityler
Only if it ate a dino...
KaizergidorahXi
*sparing no expense intensifies*
yawp
Bingo.
tacticalbacn
BINGO!
netboygold
I looked for this
SovoPro
CopperWench
"We sequenced the DNA from what we drew from the amber, then spliced in frog DNA. But we had nothing to compare it to, so: spider frogs"
conkeestador
Quick someone call the scifi channel!
IAmReptarRawr
CLEVER GIRL
Griffin97
Dat username is perfect
johnny2hats
Weren't they much bigger a million years ago due to oxygen levels? That's probably a baby. If you clone it... GIANT SPIDERS
FightingFurball
even under ideal conditions dna could only last 6.8 million years, readable till 1.5 mill, in amber at best a few 100k years
DarthFutuza
I'm ready for the next Jurassic Park movie... Jurassic Nopes.
cryptidofthewood
confuciusman2
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
wnostrebor
Stop it! Do not give these jerks the idea to create giant nopes!
youcantproveit
http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2014/10/20/biggest-spiders-animals-science-tarantulas-south-america/
Conocoryphe
A million years ago? Absolutely not. You'll want to go back about 300 million years.
Rifneno
There was a period like that, but it was hundreds of millions of years ago, not one.
Sharpie12
Do you want jurassic park with spiders? Cause that's how you get jurassic park with spiders
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
Something tells me even if we cloned one of those giant bugs or spiders, it wouldn't be as big due to the planet's current oxygen levels.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Little dinos walking around a petting zoo would be adorable.
rusty6899
It would likely die before it grew to a large size, but you could probably keep it in a high O2 tank.
KennyBlankenshipsmostpainfuleliminationoftheday
I want to see this :)
ChampionCynthia
Google T. blondi. Someone I know has one. I keep tarantulas myself and can hold palm sized ones no problem. But damn even I was scared.
DividedByZeroOver9000Times
If i pût my dick in an oxygen tank an hour a day will it get bigger than 8cm?
UrsaUrsa
No, but it might get hard
DinsdalePiranha
Asking the right questions!
CrazyWeeds
TumblrWhore
So my question is, if we raised spiders in special oxygen tanks would they be larger?
SkinMiner
Possibly, but there's a greater risk of them dying from O2 poisoning than growing larger until they're bigger to start with than spiderlings
ICantThinkOfAU
I think ideas like this should be classified as a legitimate thoughtcrime. You slow your goddamn role with that shit
blumpsicle
No. It's due to anatomy of their respiratory system and occurs over millennia. Instead of lungs they have tubes called spicules.
tr3buchet
Why would you ask this?!?
Flyndaran
American school system. :(
AFriendlyGuy
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MightyShoePrint
Don't you dare oppress satan. Creativity needs to be nurtured!