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spaceflorida
IS THAT FROG FROM CHRONO TRIGGER???
SkippityJippity
Wait... is number 35 Chrono Trigger!?
Y3HM0N
Number 5 too far
WearitLikeArmor
I can't get over how true #2 is. They all look like brothers.
Couldnotthinkofagoodusername
As a white guy, I can barely tell the difference between the guys in #2.
burnedmypopcorn
"Oprah booty cheeks"
allthenamesaregone
#43 - Joe gets it, oh yes he does.
ManofWool
Does somebody want to explain number 43 to @JoeIsGuap?
Backoftheclass
#2 is all characters on one show called American Horror Story: Hotel
ProdigyMidnight
In regards to #50, i always sleep in loose boxers, and i'll get right up with my dickie pokin' straight out and not even give a f*ck
hexachordalcombinatoriality
Thank you thank you for numbering them all.
frjackhackett
that sad frog's the frog knight from chrono trigger
shaggy36
Thank you for numbering them!
Scrawlsey
2: look at the god damn chins on those guys
georgealmost
As someone who was "that white kid" at a black school, if you're worried about school shootings then why do you always pick on that kid?
JGOP197
I've always wondered why there are so many classes with a singular (the) white kid, and why they're always some kind of freak
greymaria
#35 The rarest pepe of them all?
ackbob
#46, honestly tho, he can be black or gay, it's a fictional character. It's not like they're making MLK jr a white man in history books.
ackbob
Black spiderman is pretty sexy too.
existanceneverends
To be fair #2, celebrities are mostly bred in captivity with rare wild ones captured and brought in to ensure a healthy gene pool.
sockfoot
Sincerely, Nigga
puremind7772
Did ISIS seriously tweet back at that guy? O.o
Getsoft4u
0o
idontcarethatmuch
Forget Taylor Swift, El Chapo is who we should be looking to for squad goals.
Beebooper
Have all your friends on payroll and they might like you more too.
ThatObviousGuyThatStatesRandomFacts
the more i read these, the more i realise that black people are quite racist.
kyoshifanboyyy
#7 word
IndecisiveSlacker
Can someone answer Joe's question?
puppiesonabus
That's former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle, who recently got in trouble for child porn/pedophilia. Brazzers = porn.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Thats Jared? Oh my god this just got like 30 better
aristotle1993
OMFG #43
MassXavkas
im being serious here, who is that, i dont understand. im guessing he is a known pedo
aristotle1993
its the subway commercial guy
MassXavkas
intial thought: "subway comercial guy???"
MassXavkas
I then think.... subways slogan is eat fresh..slogan plus little kidies plus brazzers ... 1 second later and laughter insues
Nibbets
#5 Vicious
MaybeADoctor
I don't get it. Is it because you're a pirate coming for that booty?
IDoHeroinButSarcastically
*ahem* (it's a slave ship)
MaybeADoctor
Oh. Thanks.
Mikentrigger
I believe we say "savage" now.
Nibbets
#5 Savage*
Whyineversawa
I'm gonna say 50 is the perfect amount of these, not too much of a commitment but still satisfying.
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
Just like Daquan.
flaminggiraffe
I'm gonna go ahead and concur. +1
BungusAmungus
50 is still 50 when I need to go to bed after telling myself just oooone more post.
Sallvo623
*Ahem* It's pronounced fitty
angryangrybird
I'm gonna need about 7 of those.
AtomicBuddha
Funny that half the guys in #2 are cast members of this season of American Horror Story.
imagenyus
Cheekbones for DAYS!!!
FacemanPeck
All of them, actually.
fiera
And the point was that the Countess was obsessed with guys who looked like her long lost ex so was collecting boyfriends who looked the same
airchina
Half of five people is...
GuacuaMan
SCHMIDT???
remembergoliad
I had a hard time telling them apart at the beginning of the season.
Quelquefois
Yup!
IpostMyDogALot
I know four out of five are for sure. I can't place the fourth guy.
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IpostMyDogALot
Who does he play? I knew he was in it too!
AtomicBuddha
Don't know him either.
thewildplum
Who's the 3rd guy?
dreidle
Shmidt from the new girl amongst other shows.
FatUsernameInALittleCoat
He's from New Girl
OldManBitesTenderly
All five, actually.
AtomicBuddha
Oh, wow. Shows that I haven't been watching lately.
OldManBitesTenderly
Matt Bomer, Cheyenne Jackson, Finn Wittrock, Max Greenfield, Wes Bentley.
WinstonChurchmountain
So you're telling me the second guy ISN'T Tom Cruise?
zeiss74
Damn that's a lot of white names
NotSarah
That last one. Haunted me all throughout highschool.
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pyradacor
I had 3 older brothers. Sure we all hid them, but I doubt it would have been surprising.
IAmHarrisonFord
"Omg you have a boner! That's disgusting! Why can't you be normal!?" -mom-
GForceJesus
YOU GOTTA WAISTBAND TUCK IT
ColdWetAnimalNoses
I find it funny that "That last one" comments always seem to be top comments on long lists. I smell a conspiracy...
rectalprolapse
I smell "recency."
ColdWetAnimalNoses
I actually smell popcorn but that's because someone just made some.
w4nder3r
As a female who sleeps nude, having dad come in and try to wake you up by trying to pull the covers off. :-(
bethspore4
I do stuff in my sleep, like talk, or take my clothes off if I get too hot. This was the most traumatizing thing, living at home. Dad no...
TheSkeletonWar
Hahahahaa ohhh this cracked me up. Well done.
Some0neSetUpUsTheBomb
Do tell.
legacyweaver
If he knew this and still tried...uh...hmm.
w4nder3r
After the first try I told him, and he stopped. Still terrifying that first time.
kworzora
I slept in undies at my ex's, but it was still too hot at night and soI uncovered myself. His parents entered the room ALL THE TIME 1/2
kworzora
to wake him up. They gave me pajamas for Christmas. 2/2