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Bossco20
#3 Dooku hated people who used multiple lightsabers
CrisprCAS
#32 Crash into a tree.
Crowlands
#8 It's just that "Invader" bit, really.
TinyAxolotl
#9 ah yes, cloud city, covered in city.
chevymonster
#1
myotheralt
#12 Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die.
Myothercarisadelorean
JayDeeDubs
Excellent work. Many were at least new to me!
mathknight
#9 sealed my upvote, bravo
tzxAzrael
#9 you try wearing a full-body suit that is literally life-threatening for you to remove, and see if -you- want to get some sand in it...
PressMyButtonsBaby
I found this exactly one post ago. The force is with me today +1
mistermiggs
#25 Fuckin' Christ is that amazing. These crossovers are getting so effing good
argast
#34 Åskväder means thunderstom, if anyone was wondering
DopeChicken
#12 is the best. I actually followed this when applying for fellowships. I was just so sick of “personal statements” and it worked.
michiyl
Did the lightsaber help to seal the fellowship contract as well?
zeacorzeppelin10
#31 is so accurate
FaithAlone
#3 Merri stabs his leg “hello there”
alwaysupvotefuturama
Manny Bothans has died to bring us these memes. Excellent work, Manny!
fartharder
pravetz
I mean they would have died anyway. I lost six getting my coffee this morning
TheLeanWolf
#32 ..unless they're riding speeder-bikes, then they're quite good at hitting things..
MoltarsGhost
#21 Second strongest. The most powerful character in Star Wars is the Gonk droid
alsoAzrael
The "mmm-bop" droid is apparently unkillable, so there's that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpQ_xDMJJ04
aSeriesofUnlikelyExplanaitons
Gonk!
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
#8 Except he wasn't Luke's father when they came up with the name, it's just a coincidence.
Ijustwantquiet
No! That's not true! That's impossible!
gnomedeplume
He also hadn't made the prequels yet, what does it matter
aShogunNamedMarcus
#3
SilentShift
Oh hey, is that a biblically accurate General Grievous?
spacedrone
Gave me a good chuckle. Thanks mate!
potatoardvarkhybrid
#1 - in autum I park under a tree with tiny tiny leaves that fall in significant quantities on my car. when I drive away they go lightspeed.
DoseOfScience
I've always thought that Ep 3 would have been better if Anakin had spared Dooku, Dooku escaped and did damage, to cement the idea that mercy
DoseOfScience
is what allowed that to happen, so refusing to show it prevents further badness from happening.
DoseOfScience
The parallel between Windu and Anakin with Palps and Dooku just... what was that trying to show? Anakin wasn't haunted by Dookus death.
mward1984
I mean, Palps basically pushed Anakin into doing that so Dooku wouldn't betray him. According to the Novel (I know I know) there was a /
mward1984
/ Whole plan about how Dooku is supposed to kill Obi-Wan, Anakin then turns to the dark, Palps talks him down, Dooku get's only arrested etc
mward1984
Dooku, quite rightly, didn't buy that whole "I'll deffo talk him down" part and tries to force the issue.
Malibloo
#8 Vader literally means Father in hecken Dutch though, why are Germans always more important?
astrangehop
There's like six times as many German speakers worldwide?
TheBlueMuppet
If it's an exact match in Dutch, and it's not in German, it's Dutch.
DVSBSTrD
Because Vader isn't wearing a DUTCH helmet.
ThatQuietlySmirking
Because the Dutch are Dutch.
ChernoGamma
There are two things I hate in this world: Intolerance and the Dutch." --George Skywalker, maybe
jcw99
Because the dutch are just (perfectly valid, independent and respectable) swamp germans
Khornight
I thought that’s the Dane’s?
tirohtar
Nono, the dutch are swamp germans, the austrians are mountain germans, the swiss are money germans. The danish are potato vikings.
BluePaladin42
Geef me een klap vader
BigAndChunkyDane
Burke616
[respirator noise intensifies]
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
I think if we put our heads together we can find a reason why the fascist empire with units called Stormtroopers might have German influence
Iamalumberjackandimok
tg2222222
Go on...
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHhdpwGVl4Y
lifeisadadjoke
#36 - the brass pair on Solo are huge. One of the most feared beings in their galaxy, Solo just starts blasting at him.
Gestalt7
You see your shot, you take it. Han knew he was fucked. Best case, he scores a hit. Worst, it's still playing out the way Vader wants.
Yellowchopsticks
Han shoots first.
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
As is tradition.
gnomedeplume
Han was still very much in the "Simple tricks and nonsense" camp re: the force. A good blaster hadn't failed him yet.
the9thseat
Yet
SentientSpork
I like the canonical Mandalorian solution for Jedi/Force users: bullets.
alternatereality543
Yup, they pretty much used shotguns and flamethrowers. Fuck your Force.
DocBeeblebrox
Han Solo is a Belmont, change my mind
lifeisadadjoke
Great comparison!
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
NoTalentForNames
I don't want to change your mind, you're right.
DocBeeblebrox
pangalgargblast
tite
DocBeeblebrox
this g̶u̶y̶ drink gets it!