TheWarHymn
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Rust needs cannons.
A nine-pounder by the looks of it.
This armour cuirass belonged to a François-Antoine Fauveau of the French Carabiniers-à-Cheval - an elite heavy cavalry unit within Napoleon's army. It suffer the debilitating damage during the Battle of Waterloo in 1815, where the Cararbiniers were ordered to repeated charge British and Allied infantry squares during Napoleon's last ditch efforts to regain power.
British artillery maintained fire on the French cavalry as they charged before pulling back in the last moments to the safety of the formed infantry squares. A cannonball from one of these volleys fatally penetrated the cuirass in question, killing its wearer instantly.
The steel cuirass worn by heavy cavalry at the time were proofed against sword cuts, pistol fire, and the occasional spent or glancing musket ball - but definitely not a shot from a field cannon which could tore through and decimate the ranks of a tightly clustered cavalry or infantry formation. The above example has been gilded in brass plating.
#Napoleonic_wars #Cavalry #Armor
Biglebowski748
Frederf
The soldier in the next rank:
LurkMasterP
"I fought in the battle of Waterloo 18 Juin 1815 and all I got was this lousy cannonball through my fucking chest."
herpopottomas
Just a flesh wound.
svon1
the fool should have been wearing a PT-Belt ,,,why do they never listen ?
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, darling You give love a bad name
LOLamalu
An Angel's smile is what you sell, you promise me heaven then put me through hell
Farnsworth69
The important thing to remember is at some stage someone would have had to have cleaned the inside of this out.
BlownByTheMonsignor
Honestly sitting here wondering how long it must've taken to clean off.
SupC00P
Chunks, chunks everywhere!
Asshats
Is he going to be OK?
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
They should have marched for science.
ProfessorDumbass
Lucky he was wearing armor...or he could have been hurt
lilwood5
This lesson brought to you by professor dumbass
WhyIsSigningUpSoHard
if i remember correctly the brother of the owner of this cuirass was wearing it the day it got hit
DranksAndDragons
ScumCommander
Thumbnail made me think it was a mouse for a computer. Goodnight, Imgur.
NR97420
Those are speed holes. They help the soldier go faster.
TheHummusAmongUs
Aerodynamic!
MyLuckyBoots
Like swiss cheese. The fastest of the cheeses.
SomeRandomNobhead
He'll walk it off
PaulHolioTheGreat
Is he ok tho?
Goldenteckel
Field-thoracotomy gone wrong...
SamArt53
It'll buff out. For the next user.
TacticalOtter
British military^
Tufartman
How is the horse ?
koobybooby
To shreds you say...
DutifulDownvoter
captainhindsightguy
I mean like what's the point of wearing armor if its not even gonna stop cannon balls
ChilledOutEntertainer
It horrifies me how many sentences on Imgur start with "I mean like"
minigunner90m
I mean like its not that big of a deal
JimBexleySpeedisaliveandwellontheshoresofFiji
Geez game designers, get it together
javer80
... bitch.
SnoopDoggAttending
This game is a bunch of poopy assholes covered in semen
HighSeass
This comment section is gold
watzisnehm
bad day at work,got fired
TrijezniMujo
Mondays, amirite?
Sublurkee
After seeing the impact.
CromCaresNot
Gif... or it didn't happen.
MilDravin
unlucky cavalry of the year award...
Ensano
I have a feeling that cannonballs took more than a few men out
melotprieks
And their heads.
Somanyquestions
This was at Waterloo, there were no lucky cavalry on that side that day.
Selerox
TBH, neither side's cavalry ended up in a great state that day.
DefinitelyNotASithLord
What happened to the guy wearing it?
nuclearboner
OK after breast implant.
Automatvapen
He felt really hollowed afterwards and decided to start a career as a cheesemaker.
Selerox
He saw the light at the end of the long tunnel.
DefinitelyNotASithLord
Nah I think that was the cannon firing...
TacticalOtter
Went home to his wife where he told her of the fucking awful day he had...
ZamboTheGr8
And she only waited for her turn to talk so she could tell him how bad the kids were being
tadhgmce21101
If you read it, you'll learn that he died instantly.
SteveMND
We can certainly hope he did, at least.
DefinitelyNotASithLord
So he went quickly... and most likely everywhere...
ampleapple
How do u pronounce cuirass? Cure-Ass? Honest question
Selerox
That's pretty much how I pronounce it.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
you pronounce it like cuirass and not cuirass if I'm not mistaken.
Ced23Ric
Kü-Russ. You don't have the vowel for it in English. I am trying to think of words, but nah. Use dict.leo.org for translation /w sound.
nuclearboner
So you curious about the cuirass. Indubitably.
DrDadJokes
queerass
Capnrory
I pronounce is cure ee ass
ampleapple
Apparently its 'queerass.' Accept it. Mold with it. It is how u pronounce it now. Queer. Ass.
tadhgmce21101
Oh man do i love some amazing cuirrasses
TheWarHymn
I pronounce it 'caress' - but I'm no linguist.
TheWarHymn
here you go fam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiDcl0BK9WU
coprolite
wow.. queer ass. Hm.
butteredtoast789
makes sense, sounds french
annonymouse211
Huh. I've been wrong a lot in my life and my assumption about how to pronounce"cuirass" is no exception.
mattheww100
That's in a military museum in Paris. Huge collections and displays from all Napoleon's battles. That's the only artefact from Waterloo...
MortuusSum
Huh, wonder why.
EmanNiemThcin
I'm not saying it is Blücher's fault, but it is totally Blücher's fault.
MortuusSum
Now, I know who you mean, but ever since I saw Young Frankenstein I can't see/hear that name without hearing frightened horses in my head.
docmuteki
Hope he's o.k., missed the heart by an inch.
Mumalot
he ded. https://youtu.be/MqK_17dc0cc?t=5
reginlieff3
"They'll have hearts and minds, they'll just be splattered all over the..."
lochnessmonsterr
Missed it... By that much
doctorbees
"Get well soon"
diddleyhole
"Cunt's fucked."
zenoshogun
Yeah but his heart then fell out through the hole.
docmuteki
Diablo96
Fuck off you stole my glory
docmuteki
RetardedLobster
Pretty sure he's more or less dead now.
DullKole
Probably less dead
RetardedLobster
He shoulda worn one of those bikini armor, probably would have sustained no damages.
ilovefatgirls
TIL in the 1800s people's hearts were on the right side of their bodies. Crazy thing that evolution.
NR97420
I know you're kidding, but internal organs on the opposite side of the body is actually a thing that humans are born with from time to time
ilovefatgirls
It's called Situs Inversus.
NR97420
That's the ticket, yes.
misinformednerd
How long did it take to pull him out of that thing
TheWarHymn
The cuirass is two pieces, so they just had to take off the straps to remove the front and back halves.
misinformednerd
I'm sure that made it a lot easier, but those bent up metal bits were certainly fun to deal with.
BlownByTheMonsignor
Considering that he was probably a different...shape...when he went in it.