My arms and wrists are really skinny so I could reach into the tampon /pad machines and get the items I needed. I felt guilty for awhile taking items but I figure now such a thing should not cost anyone anything
When I was in HS I had this trick my pops taught me where I could flick pennies, bottlecaps, paper balls insanely far. Like across a stadium. I girl I was seeing challenged me to flick a bottle cap across the field and into her pant leg. The entire school was watching. I didn't hesitate and beamed it at her outstretched leg, and it did this perfect loop right down her jeans and smacked the bottom of her ass. Crowd goes wild. It's been all downhill from there...
At my job one night the canned soda machine glitched. Put a dollar in for a 65 cent canned drink and it gave the drink and $2.35 back in change. I fed it dollars until it ran out of change.
Why? Aren't you allowd to say the brand "Fuck chips"? (Can you tell I'm still pissed they changed the name Smith chips that I grew up with to Lays chips ~2 decades ago? I since refer to them as Fuck chips. (yes, it takes some mental gymnastics to get from get fucked to get laid to lays, but hey, I was a lot younger back then).
Got a drink at work but it didn’t dispense out the bottom like usual I got small hands so reached up to see what went wrong found out a drink was hung up so fiddled with it and when it finally fell down several drinks came with it I was pretty excited by this and gave them to my coworkers
When I was in HS I had this trick my pops taught me where I could flick pennies, bottlecaps, paper balls insanely far. Like across a stadium. I girl I was seeing challenged me to flick a bottle cap across the field and into her pant leg. The entire school was watching. I didn't hesitate and beamed it at her outstretched leg, and it did this perfect loop right down her jeans and smacked the bottom of her ass. Crowd goes wild. It's been all downhill from there...
I was at a hotel as a teen and bought a soda from the vending machine in the hallway. Something fucked up and it proceeded to spit out every single can in the machine. Best moment of my life. Me and my cousins were gleefully carrying cans to our rooms before any staff could see
Back in high school I body checked a machine that had the short cans of Pringles stuck. Ended up knocking the entire tray loose. I had snacks in my locker for the next month after that.
I did some seasonal work in high school, and the place had a vending machine that I discovered would give you the Starburst and your money back if you hit the last number of the item and refund at the same time. The only other option it worked for was Swedish fish. We cleaned those items out everyday
I had a soda machine in middle school that you had to hit two buttons rapidly alternating and you could get 2 sodas or sometimes a jackpot of 5 or 6 but one would always bust and spray.
A friend did that in college once. Machine went back then tilted forwards, nearly crushing him. Virtually all the snacks jolted into the tray as the safety chain snapped taute.
students would kick/hit one that was along a path at my school, and one day i noticed it had entered into its set up menus. everyone else just left it alone thinking it was broken, but my autistic ass started figuring out how it worked and set the price of my favorite chips to 5 cents. bought a bunch and then set it back since i figured out where to hit it to re-enter the menus. eventually got fixed, but i kept it going for a good few months.
sharkiesharkie
My arms and wrists are really skinny so I could reach into the tampon /pad machines and get the items I needed. I felt guilty for awhile taking items but I figure now such a thing should not cost anyone anything
hogninja
Do all Canadian vending machines have the text printed backwards inside of them?
pyroshen
This could have started at 26 seconds...
petresun
When I was in HS I had this trick my pops taught me where I could flick pennies, bottlecaps, paper balls insanely far. Like across a stadium. I girl I was seeing challenged me to flick a bottle cap across the field and into her pant leg. The entire school was watching. I didn't hesitate and beamed it at her outstretched leg, and it did this perfect loop right down her jeans and smacked the bottom of her ass. Crowd goes wild. It's been all downhill from there...
DurendaI
Omnissiah be praised!
kojenk
MBdub210
So canadian!
elrey52
At my job one night the canned soda machine glitched. Put a dollar in for a 65 cent canned drink and it gave the drink and $2.35 back in change. I fed it dollars until it ran out of change.
LordoftheHildago
Hey Old Dutch chips
themuttonisniceandlean
You need to follow that with an "eh?"
Munchman347
Lays? No luck there...
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
I’m happy with a twofur but a fourfor HELL YEAH! Like banana bread at work!
avidatheist
5. 3 chips, 2 cookies
zertmaster
Fiver
FreeDadHugs
But if I eat backwards chips, do they make me hungry?
Ghlargh
Where is the video where someone manages to do this with soda bottles, and the output tray fills up so full the flap won't open?
Redscarf92
Luck is a zero sum game
WynnCreek
I had this happen to the vending machine in my office, only downside was it was always chocolate I didnt like that'd come loose
JokeDestroyer
In high school a girl's snack got stuck in a vending machine, I did a trick similar to this and got a "you're my hero" kiss out of it
MrHappySmiles
“All that and two cookies and three bags of chips!” We’ve arrived…
Pauzlife
"3 other people starved and get to take advantage of their misfortune. Muhahahahaha!"
marthafarquar
Ah yes, the old " reversed for copyright " trick
ricpaul
Why? Aren't you allowd to say the brand "Fuck chips"? (Can you tell I'm still pissed they changed the name Smith chips that I grew up with to Lays chips ~2 decades ago? I since refer to them as Fuck chips. (yes, it takes some mental gymnastics to get from get fucked to get laid to lays, but hey, I was a lot younger back then).
JaTheRed
Join me next week for Surviving on $1 a day
Iliekbirbs
This happens all the time at work! Happens with the coke machine at least once a week.
NotLuckyDucky
Got a drink at work but it didn’t dispense out the bottom like usual I got small hands so reached up to see what went wrong found out a drink was hung up so fiddled with it and when it finally fell down several drinks came with it I was pretty excited by this and gave them to my coworkers
Redshadow09
One time when I was in high school I put in 1 dollar for soda and 5 manage to come out it was fantastic
TheRutabagaUprising
Had me at, "real time bois" at that point we're all in it together haha
WoahPleaseImTesla
Tell me why you need 40 seconds to show this. Take this snapchat bs and keep it off imgur
bunnyandbear
Blackrock uses someone else's coin to buy the cookies and keeps all the crisps - pure profit.
OldenPickles
A life has peaked.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Mine was when I won a drawing for 10 Chipotle burritos
petresun
When I was in HS I had this trick my pops taught me where I could flick pennies, bottlecaps, paper balls insanely far. Like across a stadium. I girl I was seeing challenged me to flick a bottle cap across the field and into her pant leg. The entire school was watching. I didn't hesitate and beamed it at her outstretched leg, and it did this perfect loop right down her jeans and smacked the bottom of her ass. Crowd goes wild. It's been all downhill from there...
SoraHjort
And it's all down hill from here.
shivacat
It’s never going to get any better than this
Couchwarrior1337
Like a 2 for 1 hotdog. It's all downhill from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3uPF_GtlBo
mustbethedragon
I once got four Diet Dr Peppers in one go. Can confirm: all downhill since then.
HooahDO
What was it like? You need to make a screen play of that day.
SIDSOS
I was at a hotel as a teen and bought a soda from the vending machine in the hallway. Something fucked up and it proceeded to spit out every single can in the machine. Best moment of my life. Me and my cousins were gleefully carrying cans to our rooms before any staff could see
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Tell us again, Grandpa!!
Righteousdew
I won a free Sobe backpack from a bottle cap contest, and my life has only gotten worse since.
WeeemRCB
Every day could be a lucky day if you carried a glass cutting tool on you
TittieSucker
I was unreasonably invested in this from start to finish.
eppykaze
Back in high school I body checked a machine that had the short cans of Pringles stuck. Ended up knocking the entire tray loose. I had snacks in my locker for the next month after that.
hickorybakedbeans
I did some seasonal work in high school, and the place had a vending machine that I discovered would give you the Starburst and your money back if you hit the last number of the item and refund at the same time. The only other option it worked for was Swedish fish. We cleaned those items out everyday
stormywaters84
I had a soda machine in middle school that you had to hit two buttons rapidly alternating and you could get 2 sodas or sometimes a jackpot of 5 or 6 but one would always bust and spray.
KipperFillets
A friend did that in college once. Machine went back then tilted forwards, nearly crushing him. Virtually all the snacks jolted into the tray as the safety chain snapped taute.
minipancho94
students would kick/hit one that was along a path at my school, and one day i noticed it had entered into its set up menus. everyone else just left it alone thinking it was broken, but my autistic ass started figuring out how it worked and set the price of my favorite chips to 5 cents. bought a bunch and then set it back since i figured out where to hit it to re-enter the menus. eventually got fixed, but i kept it going for a good few months.
Skeevethegreat
Yeah? Well I knew a guy who scored four touchdowns ina single game, back in high school!
Shyamallama
My middle school had a machine that would get stuck and dispense infinite free soda if you jammed one of those Sacagawea gold dollars into it
mrose50
Exhibit A your honor. ^^^Right Here^^^
eppykaze
Not a concern when the statue of limitations has expired
Myowngrampa
My teammate in high school also body checked one for stuck food but broke the glass, full into it and had to pay for it. But he got his chips
hobbitdoc
I did that but it was an accident more or less. Our class president saw and took the blame before I could even say anything. Cool guy.
Myowngrampa
Unreal!
eppykaze
Trick is to hit from the side not the front
Myowngrampa
Would've been smarter