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my good friend who is Japanese sent me this xD
Jan 6, 2017 6:44 PM
Entartika
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my good friend who is Japanese sent me this xD
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
As a Wisconsinite, yeah this is about accurate. Brother's college GF was a 98 lb Chinese gal. One beer, red faced and sloshed.
Akubarix
*Flexes in German*
xdddmemes
7-1. That was obviously on purpose.
Riese89
As a German I can verify this is accurate.
rainycityscholar
I'm a German 19-year-old girl and my dad brags to anyone that I could drink them under the table, there is no evidence for this haha
fuzzyfalloutatthedisco
My friend gets the "asian flush". After 1 hour and 2 beers, her entire body turns red.
madetheaccountjustforyou
If you've checked her entire body for the flush, she might be more than a friend?
slippymayhem
I never knew about Asian flush until I lived in San Francisco.
azazyel
I almost felt sorry for a friend then I remember that he teased me about how much I blush.
NATA5
Godamn it's kanpai not kampai, just like it's senpai not sempai.
everythingismelting
I don't know...I'm from Asia and my entire clan can drink anyone under the table. Including my viking husband.
stalecanofwhoopass
I'm Japanese and lived in Germany my whole life since I was born. I was trained by one of the greatest masters of alcohol
Benderfender
As a German, I can confirm the shit out of this.
Trepidation
Can confirm. I dated a Japanese girl and I had to carry her home after I convinced her to have a second drink. She warned me.
TheLateKnight
Germany 1 : Japan 0 : Ireland http://imgur.com/tpFlz4M
EminentLine
Should've been a Japanese business man.
xuvial
*salaryman (サラリーマン)
birthdaybaboon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWKg_E3mWsw
sendstufftomyinbox
Im korean and my fatass downs beer as if itll get my fathers approval.
LegendOfLegaiaWasMyPokemon
You shouldn't butt chug bro, it's dangerous.
PacZeterson
You should check out te website called "blackout Korea"
TheCorvus
Koreans are the exception. Y'all drink like nothing I've ever seen. Source: US mil stationed there, got drunk under the table by ROK bros
Fomlefantastic
Japanice content
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
You. I like you.
NotExplosive
Germanice comment
AbsolutelyNotABear
As a german I feel insulted. 7 pints in one hour? Amateur.
bronto44
Alcohol aside that's a lot of liquid...
WombatsAreDope
gleichfalls :D
FrustratedBluffing
Clearly he was going slowly so as to not make her feel bad :P
varge
Germany 7-1 Brazil
Inbred
Never forget
TerraDactyl89
Too soon.
FreeFloatingFullTorsoVaporousApparition
I'm German, Irish and Scottish. So yeah, we drink a lot.
TrueJabroni
Axis reunion, 2017
droptableusers
Chinese people are the same way.
SarcasticHanSolo
Glowing like a bonfire
EatSomeFuckingShitYouFuckingStupidBitch
Asian here. Maximum Strength Pepcid AC 30 mins before drinking. You're welcome.
kenzokenzokenzokenzo
i did this but then when you dont take it you go super red. wasn't worth it in the long run.
kenzokenzokenzokenzo
trick is to just drink and try not to get bothered with it
SmooveDoober
Sucks when your woman wants to go out for a drink and calls it a night after 3berrs.
CripplingAlcoholism
That's rough! 3 pints is a warm up
SmooveDoober
I'm twice her size, depending on the beer, im lucky if I catch a buzz off 3
mountainofpuppies
As an Irish guy I I truly feel sad! I don't even bother with beer anymore, it's too weak and makes you piss like a horse trying to get a buz
Weeners
Apparently Brazilians also can't hold their booze https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2014/07/09/12/scoreboard.jpg
fruust
Bra7i1
superseriouscomments
https://gfycat.com/FoolhardyWelllitFly
VenerableInheritance
onlyhalfghost
Dude, you can't just show us someone getting fucked, mark that shit NSFW!
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Hey man, we're not supposed to talk about Germans wiping the floor with other people anymore...
TubaBandito
Nah it's cool a lot of Nazi criminals fled to Brazil, they just wiped the floor with cousins.
AdmiralQuackbar
Hahaha somebody flagged this as NSFW
Contundo
Yeah if NSFW is mentioned I reply's it get the mark
blahtotheblahblah
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Rare images of the beginning of the alliance of Germany and Japan. Circa 1940, recolorized
Draevan13
SexyDoughnuts
Honestly thought that was how the comic was going to end up
racl101
It's time for guy to take her home and show her his bratwurst!!! Hi yo!!!!!
Konguy
Thanks Hetalia
Itsrainingthermite
It also how the war went for both sides
NotSoSubtleCallidusAssasin
no. Just no. get out.
SanSilv
Mad af
JackMolotov
TobySomething
EvenStevensEvenSemen
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
You don't really understand some people's fucked up humour in this site, do ya?
Anonaru
-152 worth of hypersensitivity, woot!
GoGoGadgetAnus
Negative 90 woooow that stings.
apercent
Victoron
Don't mind me. I'm just another link in the chain.
LaBar
Yes the Führer sends his regards
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Anonaru
Your name and this gif made my day, take this +1 you glorious thing, you!
cloudless9
I propose a contest between Germany, Russia, and Ireland
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
That would end with Russia acquiring Ireland because Ireland is telling at Germany while Germany just let it happen
Orpheusko
The world doesn't have enough alcohol for this
Gozzu
Scandinavia wants in.
Naygas
Why not throw in Australia? I mean at one point the government had to limit the amount of beer we could bring to just 26
EarendilTheBlessed
Don't forget murica
rbudrick
Havent you seen Beerfest? Murica is very much in this game.
DarthReznor
Russia would win, but wouldn't have any fun doing it. The other two would be happy 2nd and 3rds
Nigbac
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN POLAND MY SON
Mikadomea
Dont forget Austria and Hungary. We can drink too
Daemoneyes
Shh let them believe we cant drink, this way they will still pay for our tab too.
Sfinski
Too scared to take on Finland?
cloudless9
Read the addition. This is now an international drinking tournament
Sfinski
I'm in, even if I'm not competing!
onlyhalfghost
They're drinking booze, not milk.
GLAMEOW
Against Finland I presume
PigglyWigglyJigglyTuff
Gotta include poland. You should see their weddings
Bluemagez
Tak!
bongobongobongosohappyinthecongo
You bring the party, I'll bring the Spirytus Rektyfikowany.
FindusSomKatten
my money is boris jeltzin in his prime
wheels63
What about koreans. U guys left us out
deruug
These guys are huge drinkers, beware
Thatavus
Nobody can drink soju like Koreans. I seen my friend slam more than 20 bottles in a night
cloudless9
International tournament. Enter the competition if you dare
cloudless9
Due to popular demand, this has been changed to an international drinking contest. All countries welcome to participate
colecole
We're all gods children. And you're all alcoholics
cloudless9
Your point? This is a matter of PRIDE
colecole
Just wanted everyone to feel special
AmateurLurker
Fuck it, the whole world can join this one. Except Saudi Arabia I guess :(
GavinTheGrenade
Gotta fit Mexico in there, and maybe Texas as their own team. We love our tequila.
MyNameChegg
The canadians would like to hop in here. We can drink with the best of em. Sorry to intrude.
jaero
I want in too. Czech republic ftw.
Thatavus
I've seen each of these first hand on neutral ground (south Korea). My vote would be russian. They are scary tolerant
just4thelolz
German here. Wouldn't want to turn alcohol into a contest. Drinking beer is just a way to enjoy life. The goal is to feel good, not bad.
loveallcats
And don't forget about Aussies
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
I ACCEPT ON BEHALF OF ONE OF THOSE COUNTRIES
GarlicLaserBeam
My money's on Russia
cloudless9
Not a bad bet but remember. It is said if the Irish didn't discover whiskey, we'd rule the world
Euronyme
Well, I think Russians are the only ones who've been using alcohol as a currency for government payments in modern times.
GarlicLaserBeam
Hmmm...TIL. I just figure Russia is so damn cold they gotta keep drinking to stay warm...probably the same with the others I dunno :\
benj1008
Alcohol dilates your blood vessels, which makes you feel warmer but also lose warmth faster, so it's counterproductive.
Prealan
Sweden want to join!
Heavymettle
South Korea consumes the most liquor per capita right now.
TheSplendidEntity
And Wisconsin. We'll represent the US.
ArglesTheGreat
As a fellow wisconsinite, I will partake.
TheSplendidEntity
TheSplendidEntity
Oh, and GO PACK GO!!!!!!!
likeimfromcorklike
Sorry, but Americans as a whole are truly the worst drinkers I've ever come across. Even the way ye drink is different to other countries.
cloudless9
Alright, several things wrong with that. A. The US can drink. Ask any serviceman B. Wisconsin is irregular C. U FUCKIN WAT M8?
likeimfromcorklike
I've drank with plenty. I've shared beers with airmen, state troopers and a ranger. A few in the states and a few in Asia.
lilstorm
Do not lump Wisconsin together with the other 49 when it comes to drinking. That would be your first mistake.
TheSplendidEntity
Heh.. I've had friends get disqualified/barred from drinking competitions because they were from Wisco, 'unfair advantage' lololol
VenerableInheritance
What do you mean, how is it different? I've drank with some yanks and sure their loudness and social volcanism is there, if you mean that?
likeimfromcorklike
They like to drink small beers and light beers, then not drink for half an hour and then do a shot, or just play games for the whole thing.
marcaurel45
Add belgium...
sweaterrarium
two kwaks and you're out
Amazinglightbulb
Triple karmelit in your face
sweaterrarium
pfff, we just wash down vodka with that shit
Procasternator
Your missing Britain, possibly the biggest binge drinking nation on the planet. The country lives for the weekend.
Ithoughtaboutthisforwaytoolong
no Australia?
wolfinhard
Im in
Ozzmeisterr
You forgot Belgium man. We are beer gods!
DarthReznor
Russia would win, but wouldn't have any fun doing it. The other two would be happy 2nd and 3rds
Gawky
Gotta include some of us Danes
Onionszs
Can Australia get in on this? ????
cloudless9
The more the merrier. Make this an international tournament
tatercake
We probably shouldn't. It needs to be at least a LITTLE fair
MyTrashCanIsFull
ogsunk
Haha i love u
Ameeba37
He has gills and breathes beer?
Catfoood
Thanks for the reaction gif
Filthyowlperson
This is not real right
Froglip
such a great movie
racl101
Landfill!!!
prepareshipforludicrousspeed
Japanese chick needs to practice by drinking the urine of a ram
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
It's frustrating... It's frustrating... Frustrating
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Hey po-po!
Treblaine
I've not see the Charlie and The Chocolate Factory remake yet.
Kayokak
What. Is. That?
illbethere
Did anyone see his stand up special where he revealed he peed in this tank a bunch before having to drink it in this scene? Hilarious
AquaLeaderArchie
Okay that's gross
LargeVarge
If you can drink a Rams piss. You can drink anything.....
LargeVarge
Yes it's called fat man and little boy.. It's him and the guy who played the "Jew" I forget his real name. It's in Netflix.
Ghostplayer94
Holy fuck nugget
sneeww
That movie is hillarious!
ReturnPallet
thats the yeast baby
Succulentmaymays
WE'RE NOT THAT DRUNK! WE'RE NOT THAT DRUNK!
DooDooManjaro
CHEEKY BASTARDS THER NOT THAT DRUNK
thankyouforyourserviceforpointsonanythingmillitary
Gimme a large farva
tennvolsman
Hey, don't spit in that guys burger.
Meyek
Gimme a liter of cola.
Aathas
I don't wave a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter o'cola.
ChancesAreGreat
Liter cola? Do we make liter cola?
sprayingmantis
Don't spit in the cops burger
thrymn
Does this look like spit? Ah, whatever.
finninthejakesuit
i
Str8Grizleh
The saddest movie death ever. Rip in peace
pois1
Rest in peace in peace?
Jusmar
Definitely in my top 10 anime deaths
nachonemisis
What was this from?
BlackThumb
Beerfest
hofbrauhauss
GET OUT!
VintronTheExonite
nachonemisis
Because the fact I come from another country and haven't shared the same experiences is somehow still mind-blowing online
hofbrauhauss
Lol geez man lighten up a little.
orangeisthenewbasic
Dicks out for Landfill
prepareshipforludicrousspeed
He was my fat asshole :(
KroggandMohawk
Rest in peace in peace?
ChronicBoredom
I really hate it when ppl say rip in peace it's just stupid.
ronkooby
What are you, the grammar police? GTFO the fuck out of here.
BoysBuyinJimmys
WHABAM!
IdkIdkbitch
Loooool loudly rn haha
KroggandMohawk
This made me lol out loud.
damnyuoautocorrect
It may be the wine but I am crackin up
Dornzzz
Lol
Feldspartacus
Lol out loud
chemily
fun fact: a lot of Asian people lack the enzyme that breaks down alcohol properly so they can get sick/turn red
minirieature
As a Japanese descendant.. it's not amusing to have my friends mocking every damn time
EdgyKoala
If you go up north they can all hold their liquor.
ChewyVuitton
as an Irish man, LOL
GreatFawn
Natural selection
Akreyeiu
Oh so that's why it happens.... >__<
RoswellM
Me.
aaamazzzing
Yet stereotypically Koreans drink a lot!
Contundo
Like a lot more than the average European
RadiOlendelL
As a northern France guy, I look at you all with so much tenderness.
TheHappyCanadian
My family's from Brittany, we're a mix of potato farmers and vikings
snoodleTX
Also known as Asian glow
LeeKobayashiThatAsianBoy
Japanese guy here, can confirm, like one or two cups of whiskey and im fucked up
MagnoliaFire
My fiancé is Chinese, and he doesn't really get "drunk". He came close once. Drank half a bottle of Chinese alcohol (70% alcohol).
DubaiShort
Aldehyde dehydrogenase. Some asians have levels comparable to other races, though, too.
SirBrendan
Not true. C'mon guys. Actually, Japanese are the only people to have a distinct enzyme that assists in metabolizing alcohol.
JaelTentpeg
We have a good buddy like this. Upside: built in DD!
upvotechemistry
I was amazed when visiting China how much ritual was built around shots of 白酒 or white liquor for people that really don't tolerate alcohol
pandamoniums
I've been blessed with alcohol dehydrogenase, so no Asian flush for this Asian!
pirate89RAWR
I'm primarily Scottish but lack it. :( I get aches and hot all over from alcohol.
pizzapartyhard
Good splotchy, Dr. Splotchy
wufflewaffle
They actually convert alcohol into acetaldehyde much faster. It's the byproduct they have trouble breaking down that gives the Asian flush.
Irishda
Which is funny because their liquor is basically grain alcohol
PacZeterson
Which is funny because almost every meal I had while in Southeast Asia was accompanied by multiple shots
briham
My siblings and I are mixed. My younger brother got the Korean drinking gene. I got the Scottish.
throwawaycrow
As an Irishman who lived in Scotland a while and drank with Korean students... They damn well tried to keep up and did so honourably!
ToasterHawk
You remember that skittles commercial with the Korean Scotts? Imma go find it
ToasterHawk
I lied it's starbursts. https://youtu.be/4h3ewZxrqU4
nakedangel
What is the digestive condition called?
GiveMeTheLamp
They don't lack the enzyme, they have very low levels of ALDH
tentaclefriendly
Alcohol dehydrogenase.
Areyoubiginjapan
It's weird how some races can't handle alcohol very well. Asians and native Americans seem to have the worse end of the stick.
Smugglecats
Also not really the worst end since it means you get drunk fast and easy.
jazzchameleon
I actually read in a very old Japanese guide book that you shouldn't try to outdrink a Japanese person, since they're very social drinkers
shrkwlf
pictures of them all having fun the next day with seemingly no hangover. I love them but that makes me mad. 2/2
jazzchameleon
And used to it. But it was a book from the 80s
shrkwlf
In my experience drinking with my Japanese friends they can all drink me under the table. I have spent many a hungover day looking at 1/2
Waidonut
Korean and Japanese business live on booze.
silverfoxxflame
Ever met an asian with average tolerance? I've only ever seen shitfaced at a beer or sober at a handle types. No in between.
pandamoniums
Define "average"...I mean a handle could be average for Russians lol
LeeKobayashiThatAsianBoy
I'm fucked up after like 2 beers
TheScientificNameForBirds
I turn bright pink and tachycardic and I never get buzzed, so drinking is just no fun for me.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
I wonder if this is related to the reason Markiplier can't drink anymore?
discorave
I was looking for a comment like this!! Yup!! Mark discovered that while getting sick from doing drunk minecraft. Pretty sad actually
Snowman0HK
It's rather unceremoniously referred to as "Asian flush" and yes it's very real. Most Asians can get drunk off much less alcohol
bronto44
I like to call myself a "cheap drunk" :P
brln92
I beg to differ
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I have a friend who can barely finish a beer. He turns super red and then he's drunk about halfway through.
Efreeti
Or poisoned. The compound they can't break down is acetaldehyde, which majorly contributes to hangovers in those who CAN break it down.
thelostg
I have a buddy that goes through this every time he drinks. I wish I had that problem. I'd be rich
waitfiveoatmeal
Can confirm; have gotten schwasty off a shot and a beer
Flyndaran
It also causes them to get worse hangovers. I've never even had one though I'm not one to drink often.
Flyndaran
Mostly white.
Frogapus
I had a drink for the first time last month. Got halfway through a Mai Tai before I was cherry-red and wobbly.
TorilTheBlacksmithsApprentice
Just finished a study abroad to Japan, kendo club threw a few parties for us. One of the Japanese kids who spoke English got absolutely 1/?
TorilTheBlacksmithsApprentice
wasted on a beer and a chuhai. As we left, there was a bit of mist in the air, so he thought it was raining. He proceeded to try to get 2/?
TorilTheBlacksmithsApprentice
running between people until one of the guys finally threw his arm around his shoulder to get him to calm down. He apparently kept 4/?
TorilTheBlacksmithsApprentice
talking about how bad the rain was the entire walk home. 5/5
Frogapus
There's a good chance I'd hit that state on that much, too. XD
TorilTheBlacksmithsApprentice
everyone in the group under his umbrella, yelling about how "you're gonna get soaked and then die!" Nobody believed him, so he kept 3/?
PoorSucker
As living as expat in Thailand, does not apply to Thais, Burmese, Laos or Khmer.
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fuckbeans
You know, I never knew if black people blushed or not...NEAT!
lookatmyfavorites
lol..of course we do
fuckbeans
Just wasn't aware you did. You learn something new every day! :D
FAAAAAAAAAACK
my new brother in law is half Chinese half German ... watching him drink gets pretty funny sometimes
rufiooo
Im irish & suffer from this reduced ability.Also it increases the risk of esophageal cancer, as does drinking high temp drinks consistently.
FAAAAAAAAAACK
My new brother-in-law is half Chinese half German ... watching him drink is pretty damn interesting.
Paasimus
I fail to believe that. A large percentage does lack the lactase enzyme, though, which allows milk to be properly digested.
88wut
Lots? Not sure about that. Take a stroll by the bars in different Asian countries.
DeadlyEnzyme
Is it deadly?
DoctorBambu
Shit, is this why I get hung over after like 1 or 2 drinks?
hwatL4bloopy
The gene is aldh2. Without aldehyde dehydrogenase they can't convert carcinogenic acetaldehyde to harmless acetic acid
chyneazy
some of us asians can actually hold our liquor...as long as it's still in the glass
Cecilrt
close, its the byproduct of breaking down alcohol, that isn't broken down properly. Apparently its 1/3 of Asians
Shiroto
Out of curiosity, do E. Asians have any unique, generally beneficial genes? I know lactose intolerance and the alcohol redness are common.
chemily
in retrospect, that's not a fun fact if you're Asian
BravoBear
I lol'd
forsale90
Well, If you want to get drunk you don't have to pay tons of money.
RobertNAdams
Turnt on a dime
Buran
on the other hand, they have a higher tolerance against mercury
LaViv
Do you know more about this condition? I am trying to find out why I get red marks all over my body drinking some alcoholic beverages...
ForSomeAbstractReason
Red wine allergies and allergies to some of the stuff in cheaper beers like Honey Brown are common.
inaworldwherebothcarsweretotallyunderwater
Vox did a short documentary on this. https://youtu.be/G6717bNakuA
aphallatosis
I've been told taking niacin will fix this?
rawrhayyyley
I thought niacin would only make you more red... I know that taking anti acid before drinking helps with the redness though.
aphallatosis
Don't know, my brother told me he knew asians who took it so they could drink. Not sure on the specifics.
chemily
I learned about it in biochem, in college. here's the wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_flush_reaction
UNRAVELINGTHEWORLD
I learned about it in physics, in college. My professor is Asian and likes to drink.
Mrtonypjs
Username checks out
tim92673
is your name chemily because your name is emily and you are a chemistry person
rockblood
I hope so
chemily
...yeah. I'm a polymer chemist, just got my bachelor's in may. and my name is emily. I thought I was clever
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Knew a kid allergic to a certain red dye in some candies that turned him red. Sounds like you're allergic to a certain kind of alcohol.
jpbrown20
No... they literally just have a defect and lack a gene that slows the metabolism of alcohol.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Didn't they say only certain alcoholic drinks?
UnconventionalAlias
Am asian, can confirm. Not fun when you are glowing red
ImgurAllowsUsToHaveALongUsernamesAndTheCharacterLimitToThatIs63
Cheap drunks. Just as much fun, with out such a big hole in the wallet (Y)
DriftusJjangus
can confirm.
Metatality
My asian friends brag about this because they can get drunk for waaaaay less money.
ravenfreak
Kinda if you're part Asian. Been told I've turned red a few times I've drank.
erincpotterart
This is super fucking interesting, thank you. I wonder if my Irish heritage gave me any special enzymes!
pandro
dunno if alcoholism runs in ur family. genes make us resistant to early effects, so we keep on. some don't get hangovers, so they don't quit