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Jun 8, 2021 8:59 AM
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J4nein4ne
@duckalet
alexi1012
This is a magnificent dump. Thank you for your valuable contribution to this ridiculous site.
kittybuttwiggle
step 2, draw the rest of the fucking kiwi
dunkum09
#27 Ursula K Leguin's Earthsea had a ollow up 18 years after the original 3 books and another 2 11 years later. all good.
AdelineThatsMeYo
#49 that's adorable! Good dump!
raulote
britishdownunder
#27 Sherlock Holmes was supposed to end with his death. Was brought back reluctantly due to popular demand
TJF588
#23 #24 #25 #26 are by Glitter and Gold (https://patreon.com/GandG), NSFW: https://twitte">">https://patreon.com/GandG), NSFW: https://twitter.com/GnG_Art/status/1392147495061499910
TJF588
Part 2: https://twitter.com/GnG_Art/status/1392509883086360577</a> || Part 3: https://twitter.com/GnG_Art/status/1394684204995158024
Shelest
#41 "I'm teaching them a lesson about spacing!"
stealthgunner385
"Fuck you, Cyanide!"
hydrophobicOtter
#27 Stephen King's Dark Tower series did that extra book, Wind Through the Keyhole, that's like a side story in the middle. It was good.
applesforjuice
#40 happens a lot at least in places where a significant portion of the population is talented. Or any wuxia
DigiT00l
#43 i like him, he is cute
anjunaspeak23
I also like his singing. Good voice.
AlltheSarcasm87
#38 "fuck off, sky cunt!"- Kangaroos, probably
QuiteADapperAsshole
Oye it's nother one uh em piss off mages
DaiInAFire
#40 is Eberron.
SmolTenk
ALso shadowrun, if they want to be involved in such a world.
applesforjuice
I don't think this person reads fantasy at all. There's tons of places like this in fantasy novels. Look at any elf city
thekeyofe
Yeah, almost everything in that post is things that happen in Eberron.
RawfishFood
#40 The Setting of Eberron has a whole class of spellcasters called “Magewrights” who do the limited-in-scope-but-necessary spellcasting >
RawfishFood
that makes civilization run. Guilds and cities are chock full of them, and the players can hire their limited services.
DoctorAnimalCannibalPizza
#17
zanli
#40 That's kind of how magic-users are in Randall Garrett's "Lord Darcy" stories; just working stiffs who keep their world running.
SlimSam
#8 Cat sees himself in the camera: "How good do we look? Daaaamn good!"
JBRPong
#10 How did you get that out of the jar?
rudejohn
The gummies are probably only 20% of the volume of the jar, so I'm sure that's a pretty thin block of melted gummy.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Bottle was probably on its side, so once cool, they may have peeled up the edges, folded the gummy mass, and pulled it out.
eloctap
Boobs > tacos > education
Sigge1981
Good solid dump! ?
DigiT00l
#9 perfect double headshot
GazongaGizmo
M - M - M - M - MULTIKILL!
TwoForSpookin
I zoomed. You know the one.
reverendfixxxer
Who the hell is downvoting this? Who?! People who also zoomed, that's who! We all zoomed.
TurkeySlapa
You’re not alone Sir. I too feel like tacos all of a sudden.
Fairdinkums
#21
rudejohn
I honestly read the sign and thought about tacos and never saw the cleavage until I read this comment.
gigawattmcflakeskapow
#14 please, what is this?
GazongaGizmo
IIRC the joke originally is from jimmy carr
UnbrokenStorm
https://youtu.be/cP1m0bGsQCk
SekomuMasada
Smosh’s Try Not to Laugh series.
gigawattmcflakeskapow
Thank you, kind stranger.
SekomuMasada
goodbyeitwasfunwhileitlasted
#11 in St Louis, this would get you shot, very quickly.
PeeStream
If I were to be shot, this is how I’d like to get there.
PolarHailStorm
Their aim would be off from laughing too fucking hard though.
RavenVG
I can't imagine this dude got away with doing what he did. Causing a level of panic like that isn't okay
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
That's gotta be mounted artillery, right?
RichardValentine
#21 and boobs are importantist!
geoffreyfourmyle
XA10
aslum
What's #47 from? I've seen it a few times and never thought to ask before.
RawfishFood
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gigglefitsmcgee9000
Firebringer. The whole thing is on YouTube and I recommend literally every other project from Team Starkid.
aslum
Thanks, I'll check it out!
ElbowDeepInAnElbow
Doot for later
tinykeyboard
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Bugkeeper
Okay, can someome spell out #2 for me? Asking for myself, and miffed that I don't get it.
ScottyTheMan
bear - gay slang for hairy fat guy in leather, or yo mama
phukerstone
n-u-m-b-e-r [space] t-w-o. (but also, stage directions say exit, stage right/left/etc and a bear is a type of gay guy)
UpUpDownQuarks
[Exit pursued by a bear] is a very famous stage direction from Shakespeare 'The Winter's Tale'. A bear can also be a very husky gay man.
supermooi
Thanks
BourbonandLust
This is the right answer. Not sure if the joke is peak humor or just very niche.
Bugkeeper
The Winter's Tale! Oh I am slow sometimes. Now I feel like Google would have helped and am doubly thankful for your clear answer.
UpUpDownQuarks
I actually came to the comments to search for an explanation ?
underestimated37
I swear has no-one ever seen genie from down under? It’s an absolute classic magic Aussie fairytale
JanglesPrime
Even though it is an English speaking country, I don't really think about Australia much. Except for Shadaversity and maybe Dataless. Aussie
underestimated37
That’s fine neither does our government.
JanglesPrime
Fairytales sound intriguing.
underestimated37
https://youtu.be/44vURmeHozk not so much a fairytale as a kids show but definitely not the same crap recycled
lordretroCartoonGod
#5 even if fake, I believe this. I did quality audits on sat installs and so many people would invite me in IMMEDIATELY.
rudejohn
I pick up hitchhikers. And have let people stay at my place who didn't have one. I have taken extreme risks to be nice/polite too many times
SmolTenk
Saw a presentation from a man who tests security, he said that a hard hat, vest and clipboard are one of his most effective tools.
ElioNope
Yeah, I have felt safe enough wherever I've lived (as an adult ofc) to let someone in if they need the bathroom. Few simple rules though:
ElioNope
1) Only one person comes in. If they got a buddy, buddy is waiting outside. 2) I make sure they go in, and out, and nowhere else. And then-
ElioNope
3) I make sure I know where the shortsword and baseball bat are hidden in case today is the day!
PinkyTheUnicorn2
#5 is what Ted Bundy did, more or less. Pretend to need help, get trusting people alone...
lordretroCartoonGod
Yup. For me, I'd knock on door, show my badge, and get invited in before I'd even say my name or why I was there. Did get cops called a
lordretroCartoonGod
Few times too, so not everyone was so trusting as some swung the other way as extreme, coworker got held at gunpoint by lady