Phone Clearing Dump Pt. 1

Jun 8, 2021 8:59 AM

Nuru99

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@duckalet

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a magnificent dump. Thank you for your valuable contribution to this ridiculous site.

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

step 2, draw the rest of the fucking kiwi

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#27 Ursula K Leguin's Earthsea had a ollow up 18 years after the original 3 books and another 2 11 years later. all good.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#49 that's adorable! Good dump!

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

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#27 Sherlock Holmes was supposed to end with his death. Was brought back reluctantly due to popular demand

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

#23 #24 #25 #26 are by Glitter and Gold (https://patreon.com/GandG), NSFW: https://twitte">">https://patreon.com/GandG), NSFW: https://twitter.com/GnG_Art/status/1392147495061499910

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

#41 "I'm teaching them a lesson about spacing!"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Fuck you, Cyanide!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#27 Stephen King's Dark Tower series did that extra book, Wind Through the Keyhole, that's like a side story in the middle. It was good.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#40 happens a lot at least in places where a significant portion of the population is talented. Or any wuxia

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#43 i like him, he is cute

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I also like his singing. Good voice.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#38 "fuck off, sky cunt!"- Kangaroos, probably

4 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 3

Oye it's nother one uh em piss off mages

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#40 is Eberron.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

ALso shadowrun, if they want to be involved in such a world.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think this person reads fantasy at all. There's tons of places like this in fantasy novels. Look at any elf city

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, almost everything in that post is things that happen in Eberron.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#40 The Setting of Eberron has a whole class of spellcasters called “Magewrights” who do the limited-in-scope-but-necessary spellcasting >

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that makes civilization run. Guilds and cities are chock full of them, and the players can hire their limited services.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#17

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#40 That's kind of how magic-users are in Randall Garrett's "Lord Darcy" stories; just working stiffs who keep their world running.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 Cat sees himself in the camera: "How good do we look? Daaaamn good!"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 How did you get that out of the jar?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The gummies are probably only 20% of the volume of the jar, so I'm sure that's a pretty thin block of melted gummy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bottle was probably on its side, so once cool, they may have peeled up the edges, folded the gummy mass, and pulled it out.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Boobs > tacos > education

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Good solid dump! ?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

#9 perfect double headshot

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

M - M - M - M - MULTIKILL!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I zoomed. You know the one.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Who the hell is downvoting this? Who?! People who also zoomed, that's who! We all zoomed.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

You’re not alone Sir. I too feel like tacos all of a sudden.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#21

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I honestly read the sign and thought about tacos and never saw the cleavage until I read this comment.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 please, what is this?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

IIRC the joke originally is from jimmy carr

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smosh’s Try Not to Laugh series.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thank you, kind stranger.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 in St Louis, this would get you shot, very quickly.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If I were to be shot, this is how I’d like to get there.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their aim would be off from laughing too fucking hard though.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine this dude got away with doing what he did. Causing a level of panic like that isn't okay

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's gotta be mounted artillery, right?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 and boobs are importantist!

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

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4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's #47 from? I've seen it a few times and never thought to ask before.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Firebringer. The whole thing is on YouTube and I recommend literally every other project from Team Starkid.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I'll check it out!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doot for later

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, can someome spell out #2 for me? Asking for myself, and miffed that I don't get it.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

bear - gay slang for hairy fat guy in leather, or yo mama

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

n-u-m-b-e-r [space] t-w-o. (but also, stage directions say exit, stage right/left/etc and a bear is a type of gay guy)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

[Exit pursued by a bear] is a very famous stage direction from Shakespeare 'The Winter's Tale'. A bear can also be a very husky gay man.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Thanks

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the right answer. Not sure if the joke is peak humor or just very niche.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Winter's Tale! Oh I am slow sometimes. Now I feel like Google would have helped and am doubly thankful for your clear answer.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually came to the comments to search for an explanation ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear has no-one ever seen genie from down under? It’s an absolute classic magic Aussie fairytale

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even though it is an English speaking country, I don't really think about Australia much. Except for Shadaversity and maybe Dataless. Aussie

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s fine neither does our government.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fairytales sound intriguing.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/44vURmeHozk not so much a fairytale as a kids show but definitely not the same crap recycled

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 even if fake, I believe this. I did quality audits on sat installs and so many people would invite me in IMMEDIATELY.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I pick up hitchhikers. And have let people stay at my place who didn't have one. I have taken extreme risks to be nice/polite too many times

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw a presentation from a man who tests security, he said that a hard hat, vest and clipboard are one of his most effective tools.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I have felt safe enough wherever I've lived (as an adult ofc) to let someone in if they need the bathroom. Few simple rules though:

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) Only one person comes in. If they got a buddy, buddy is waiting outside. 2) I make sure they go in, and out, and nowhere else. And then-

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3) I make sure I know where the shortsword and baseball bat are hidden in case today is the day!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 is what Ted Bundy did, more or less. Pretend to need help, get trusting people alone...

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yup. For me, I'd knock on door, show my badge, and get invited in before I'd even say my name or why I was there. Did get cops called a

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Few times too, so not everyone was so trusting as some swung the other way as extreme, coworker got held at gunpoint by lady

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1