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ShepardCom
Wade tries. To be a good hero, a good friend, a good dad. Sometimes it's enough, sometimes it's not. But he always tries.
ALLKILL56
Don't care much for Deadpool, but this was great. Thanks for the dump literature!
BrailleCortex
rosebud.
HumorLeech
Fuckin' Deadpool. Not satisfied with being awesome as an anti-hero, now you gotta be a good role model? Damnit.
EmeraldGriffix
I think he helped her because he wishes someone could help him... but nobody can. And he is trapped, living without that option.
themeisterman
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Not this again. How the hell did this make it to the front page *again*?? Is that all it takes anymore is to just repost past fp posts??
HitlersOven
SensualDonut
ya, this is missing about half the comic.
trekgoddess
Hummingbirdbandit
Yet another reason to love Deadpool. I like seeing a real person. It's easier to believe a disfigured asshole than someone perfect.
ChloePrice
Man, I hope when I'll try to off myself, Deadpool comes and watches Hamilton with me, that'd be cool.
lykanlupus
Don't, Jump!*
LP1988
I was completely expecting him to push her down at some point trying to make a joke and then just going oops.
embrew24
Bitten by a radioactive sad clown. Ha!
twfeline
I thought that part was true.
Yinyang107
I think it's a legal requirement for any superhero to have at least one comic where they stop a suicide.
fordmf
No matter how ridiculous it is in context of that character.
vahnn
Plot twist: He was exactly the guy to help her.
PrincessLeliana
Good guy deadpool
fun2balive
Plot Twist: Deadpool gets admitted
metalfoto
Plot Twist:
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
False. Deadpool will plot-device his way out.
Raileks
and by plot device, we mean he plots to beat an orderly over the head with the nearest device.
Gzzzzzz
My nigga Deadpool always comes thru in the end.
Cheesecakecrush
Didn't he just help her though? He did one of the many important parts in saving a suicidal person's life. It counts
MistressLyda
He did. And it is a hit and miss if admitting her, against her will, after she has calmed down will help or harm.
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
Remember, if people want to die there's something wrong with them. There's never, ever anything wrong with society.
moonguy7501
can't change society for the better if those who see the problems just kill themselves
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
The ones that kill themselves are the ones that tried and failed.
gollor
'Society', that word makes fiction out of a reality too big to comprehend - there's only people doing stuff with and to other people.
JustTryMeBro
I'm sorry but I can't help it; none of the women in Hamilton wear green dresses.
sexykneesandfriskybits
Pretty sure Angelica does
JustTryMeBro
Angelica's in a pink dress. It's gorgeous, naturally, everything about that musical is.
Rin007
In real life a police officer would come in and demand you to give your name and then arrest you because you're a danger to yourself and oth
IllegalDuckling
But this ain't real life.
Lots43
False. You are wrong.
michealikruhara0110
This is incomplete, there were several more pages in between #6 and #7. They beat up some criminals.
bumCandle
Remember when Deadpool used to just imprison pensioners in torture rooms and get on with being a mercenary?
ShepardCom
I do, old Wade was a literal villain. But people can grow, become better.
yesiamaphysicist
Except even when he was doing that it was pretty obvious he wasn't okay with what he was doing. And he always chose bad guys for his jobs.
moonsaves
Yeah but, character development, man. Through Siryn, Agent X, T-Ray, Secret Invasion (and Dark Reign), the X-Force etc, he became a (1/2)
moonsaves
better person. He's not good by any stretch, but his experiences have effected him probably more than the majority of comic characters (2/2)
bumCandle
Sure, just reminiscing about a simpler time
givemeyourwalletbagpursemanbag
love the "Citizen Kane" reference with Rosebud.
givemeyourwalletbagpursemanbag
Yeah I'm a nerd...
jmichaek
Scrolled thru the comments just to see if anyone else caught that, can thank high school for that one
Boom365
Repost but a good one
JustADesperateGuy101
Not even a good one. It took out the strip where they go and kill bad guys
GeraSol13
Really? Do you have the source? I liked it
GeraSol13
Thanks guys!
irambol
Do a backflip
ImpossiblyStrangeStranger
Pfft that's so last year...put a large stick up your ass and do a bomb jump
NorthKoreanCitizen
Popculturerefrence
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
ElmsiGreen
I was hoping she would decide not to jump and then he says bye and jumps himself.
pizzaeverywhere
NomadicSoul
TheShadowsLengthen
No, do a barrel roll !
DiveMouse
ElbowdeepinElmo
ButtPlugProductTester
This is what I thought of
LyraTheLycan
I'm so glad that this is the top comment
nomoto04
cbjfan
This is what I immediately thought of
loveplusultra
YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHH
FieryFarts
Superhero landing!
BossJohns
*Splat*
NuriInuki
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
*Head makes a sickening crack on the floor*
vidiv
That movie was the shit.
NuriInuki
What what?!
thepasswordisbutts
thoraxe707
FullMetalBitch
I like this
Elfabet
oi vay~
BababaMoooya1
Lol
justacap
Too bad people don't know how bill boards go up nowadays.
osnabb
By people jumping of buildings as counterweights?
imguriArdlyKnowEr
Too bad you don't want to tell us
justacap
https://billboardtarps.com/product-category/billboard-vinyl/billboard-vinyl-13-16-oz/
imguriArdlyKnowEr
u da man. ty
sahdad
I like that Deadpool is always real. Like that last line, he knows she needs help and he's not able to give what she needs.
henry0201
I just hope they put something like this in their next movie.
PocketCleric
I just came to understand that i cant always be the person my wife needs, It hurts but i cant provide everything
sahdad
It sucks wanting to help someone but not being able to. I hope your wife finds the help she needs.
Riyakou
But he did help her. Ironically so.
ElmsiGreen
I was hoping she would decide not to jump and then he says bye and jumps himself.
CleverViking
Deadpool is the only hero that have made me consider getting into comics. A lot of the screenshots I've seen makes it seem really clever
shhep
I've read just Deadpool. Because of screenshots. TBH, he seems smart only because overwhelming majority of comics is utterly fucking dumb -
shhep
for every good comic page, you get 20 with hopeless tropes. Half of that shit felt like R.A. Salvatore books (ones about good dark elf)
shhep
or your average anime. Even Punisher, praised for its realness, is really lackluster.
s0cietya5under
It is all things clever, ridiculous, violent, and childish.
ArdentSlacker
He managed a short-term distraction, stayed by her, and convinced her to seek treatment. He's not a long-term care guy, no. But hero++
kmikl
Deadpool's levelling up his hero stat. This little quest upped him +2.
Tosety
He's not qualified. Friends can offer emotional first aid, which is extremely important, but only trained professionals can address the root
deadandbloated
To the contrary. He's exactly what she needed. ... This is a real problem. So many people think they're not "the right person" to help. 1/?
sahdad
I guess help comes in stages, and I agree it was perfect for that stage, but now she's ready for the next stage, and he's not equipped for
sahdad
That.
deadandbloated
But of course you are! All you are supposed to do... is exactly what you *can* do. Nothing more, nothing less. And if it hurts to do the 2/3
iliketoanswerwithreactions
????
deadandbloated
right thing? well, maybe you find someone else to help with that part. i dunno. i'm just an asshole on the internet.
Niddhoger
Except that a bandaid can't re-attach a severed limb. There is a reason therapists are considered trained professionals.
idiotcube
But look, it's a Scooby Doo bandaid! That's pretty cool, right?
alteriron
Good message too. All these heros have a man to man talk and it magically works out. Ever consider that you only stopped them in short term?
Codered97
Less than 30% of people who fail once actually go on to kill themselves. Stopping them at the brink is often all you need to save them.
moonsaves
30% is a big number.
loremaster85
It's a hell of a lot smaller than 100%.
OpalOverture
Hell of a lot bigger than 0%, though, which is the goal.
Melanisia
But saving them from killing themselves, is not saving them from what got them there.
TayloShoes
True, but nothing is fixed if it all ends. Fixing takes a long time and it's hard and ugly and worth it. The saving might be the first step.
Codered97
No duh? But you can't resolve your problems if you're dead.
ShepardCom
As insane and off the wall as Deadpool is, he is probably one of the most self-aware characters in Marvel. And not just in the 4th wall way.
RustBunny
That you can hear her voice in the comics. Melissa Rauch doesn't go as far as her predecessors, but still hard for me to listen to. 2/2
RustBunny
This is why I like Harley Quinn. Nuts, but still wants to do good. Much better person now that she's pushed Joker aside. It also helps 1/2
OptimisticDownvoteLover
She pushed joker aside? Is this some new info? I haven't been in the loop for years ._.
Guitardrumr
She got hugely popular, so they've done a sort of anti-hero thing with her, and took her solo.
RustBunny
Pretty much. She does have her Gang of Harley's, teams up with Ivy, PG or Catwoman from time time, and there's Red Tool, Sy and Bernie.
Cheesecakecrush
Well it does help that Joker is insanely abusive in every way imaginable and she had severe Stockholm Syndrome.
JavaBeanJohnny
severe physical and mental illness can push people to that. It's a hard test that makes you look at you're own abilities and how to use them
TwistedTails
Sufferer of suicidal depression and anxiety here, I know how to spot the same people. I'm not sane but I know pain and what people need/1
TwistedTails
5/ something. I may not be remembered, but at least the nagging thought that I'm a waste of space quiets down. Nobody deserves to feel
Turalisj
Lived with chronic depression all my life, know just how true this is
TwistedTails
2/ to hear. A lot of the time it's stuff I want but never really get the chance to hear. I won't put my family through pain because I-
TwistedTails
3/ hurt, or fall off the wagon. Even with help and therapy I kinda teeter on the edge sometimes. Idk how much longer I can deal with it,
samsonguy920
It is weird to think so, but insanity can actually make you a better person. Not always, but anything is possible.
TwistedTails
4/ but if I can help someone, prevent them from falling as deep as I have and steer them to the right people, at least I know I did
TwistedTails
6/ the shit I have. I don't mean it in a poor me way, I mean it's isolating, self destructive and miserable. Sorry for the novel.
JavaBeanJohnny
Nah man that's good. I understand you are staying afloat but you oughta find some one to help you. Mental illness is no joke. Especially 1/
JavaBeanJohnny
since you have had thoughts of suicide. Going with the flow so so easy but all it does is take you farther from land, and closer to drowning