Jan 23, 2017 9:57 PM
Clairezona
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INeedAUser
SO CUTE! CONGRATS!
sirbenedictjbreen
v
Stratacaster79
Insert Trump annulment comment here.
Emmyexley69
Congratulations ladies.
picstealer
Your wife is cute.
broccolipie
The best way to put them into the argument.
skiprains
And fit! Hmm.. Hmm...Girl!
Kuhmeister
This is a clever comment!
TK421isAFK
Step 1 times 2.
RedsAdventures
TrikStari
Yes. Let the hatred flow!
nobody74
Congratulations.....
lintwizard
I call hax
pocketflan
Congrats on marrying yourself
HailTheFSM
Congratulations!
soopersic
v yay!
theritz22
Came here looking for this.
eromitlab
The tunnel-on-tunnel action always cracks me up.
screamingshits
that was beautiful right there
LordOfTheLs
Oh F off, I shared the same gif and it got deleted
knokknokknok
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ImKindaDone
Congratulations. May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live. :)
BeeeardedMan
Leg of my Lamb, for those curious.
humankin
RigorMortis76
This made me laugh so fuckn hard!
GrundleBlunder
They kithed
ellisDtripp25
Hope you registered for a turkey baster
BewareoftheLeopard
many years of happiness you two love birds
ChinaMike808
Isn't it illegal to marry your own sister? :P All kidding aside, you two do look a LOT a like! Congrats! :D
arcoom
That's pretty gay
justfuckoffwithyourshitrightnow
mynameischandu
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
Congrats. I can't say that I notice eyebrows much but there's some damn strong eyebrow game in this couple.
That is a celebratory dance if you were wondering.
IHaveNightmaresOfMidgetsThrowingPicklesAtMe
palatapuspricklesticklemytounge
Scissor me timbers
calmlikeasexbobomb
LomL… Lesbian of my Life?
keikomoondragon
Thank god I wasn't the only one that thought the same thing. I was wondering what in the hell LomL meant.
Isorikk
Loaf otter mittens Lime
YummyPusher
My brain seriously went there first, then I was like.... OOOOHHHH, LOVE of my life, duh.
HulkHooligan
Labia on my Labia
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
I figured it out, "Love Of My Life" dont know why they couldnt just type that.
LimitDoesNotExist
Saving few secs she can spend with her LomL.
Bortus
Thanks, I've been sat here for atleast two minutes trying to figure this out. Feel like a right mong.
Glad i could help, I too was increasingly vexed by this, till I realized its true nature.
InboxMeYourBelly
Lesbian of my Lesbian?
OH I GOT IT, LOVE OF MY LIFE GUYS.
Oh Lesbian, my lesbian
Lesbian on my lesbian?
beoluves
They're in lesbians
YouThinkThatsBad
http://31.media.tumblr.com/829fcf5b9741a9759e27af300d2039ed/tumblr_mqabmwuPMJ1sb3v88o1_1280.png
They've stepped up their game, Scott.
PilgrimScott
Did someone call me??
Yes; Envy says, "Hello."
Don't mention her name please
Phatinthehat
You guys look like sisters
JuniperJupiter
They're practically twinsies!
startedfrom4channowimhere
Bagulosis
I'm a guy, and when my wife and I went to the courthouse to do all the official stuff, there was a male couple ahead of us and female behind
Pretty cool how progressive it's gotten
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Hopefully it stays that way :/
Vandercookie
It won't. Vote. :(
dointime
I think the make couples do it behind, not the female couples so much.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I'm guessing you aren't aware that pegging is one of the many forms of bedroom fun that lesbians engage in.
lowflyingbombs
Just for clarification, pegging is female on male. It's not called pegging if both sides are female.
Why does the gender of the owner of the receiving anus matter? How is it not still pegging if there's strap-on and butthole involved?
getthismanabeer
Yeah you'd think it'd be specific to strap-on into butthole. Clearly, strap-on into vag ain't peggin'.
SkyHighInc
Good job getting that in before it's illegal again
WHOLEMILK
This comment is as stupid as the idiots buying up all the guns and ammo and tripling the price in fear Obama would outlaw.
LavaAxe
That's like the single legacy of his predecessor that Trump has promised to uphold.
jaaaaack
And it's not like he could just appoint a justice and then poof its gone. They'd need to revisit it and they'd need an unlikely majority
BlameHillaryClinton
Don't worry, a Clinton isn't in office. That's who signed the "Defense of Marriage Act" in 1996.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
So what do you say to the /immediate/ removal of information about support for gay marriage from the White House website?
BallsMcCracken
Government cover up for sure
HA! Damn! Unnecessary shots fired!
17achitturi
The truth is always necessary, my friend.
We were already planning a quick and casual wedding... Figured we'd sneak it in before President Pence did something awful... ????
imrizzy
hindsightforpres2020
Was that at the courthouse in downtown Phoenix? I got married there too!
You're fine as long as Trump isn't assassinated, although to be fair that whole electroshock thing was a complete fabrication.
Trump is going to end up as Pence's puppet. There is absolutely no way Trump has enough political understanding to make decisions himself
Other than having the job of breaking a tie in the Senate if there ever is one, the VP doesn't do much of anything that's consequential.
I mean that Pence will be in Trump's ear advising him about policy decisions so Trump's actions mirror Pence's past policy decisions.
Nikolaj
If you think you have a better way, then understanding is not relevant to decision making. Only to the quality of your decision.
It helps to have political experience when you're trying to make/repair/improve relations with leaders of foreign nations
For just one example
Thank you all so much!! Love always trumps hate ❤️????
Why didn't you post this until two weeks after? Is it because you were doing sexy adult stuff? bet it's cuz you were doing sexy adult stuff.
Amen sisters! We will fight for your beautiful new family all the way!
AutomotivePhysicist
Has Trump ever actually said anything against gay marriage? https://youtu.be/fZkK2_6H9MM
DickShanty
area42
Congrats
jevans88
Can you two share clothes? Shoes? 'Cause double the wardrobe...I'd give up the D for that.
To my uneducated eye, they look like they have about the same shoe size but I wouldn't swear on that in a court of law.
LtAceSniper
last pic, vegas?
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
Except for radicalized Islam
AnnabellAmes
Love trumps hate. Congrats you gorgeous lovebirds! ????????????
I hope you guys realize that Trump is the most pro LGBT Republican we've ever elected.
That means literally nothing.
uh, care to elaborate? Pretty sure that invalidates your "love trump's hate" jab in this context
*trumps. And no. It doesn't. I don't why we should celebrate someone for being the least of the worst (your logic, not mine).
TigerofLuck
you both have amazing legs :D, wish you all the happiness in the world
pinkc0in
you are full of hate not trump, go destroy some windows
Hellstorm99
Congratulations on the marriage, politics and politicians shouldn't play a role in this. Just be happy damnit.
DudeWithASpoon
The fuck does Trump have to do with this?
Wearefarmers
Trump as in like trump card, not the orangutan.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/xTk9ZI98pCVbPYef6w/200.gif#3
You mean God Emperor , but okay.
Iamfromthedistantfuture
Indeed it does ❤️
FaceMeetMace
GAAAAAYYYYYY
[deleted]
KaleidoscopeMindset
GrayWhiteWolf
So gay
YarTheBug
Ovaender
Yup.
forAGrandTotalOf
The hot kind
cangarejos
I completely support gay marriage. As long as both chicks are hot.
synpse
quite the opposite.. rather take 2 not-hotties off the market. did u think this thru?
Zelkon527
Oi that's a grand idea!
Nerdrager
cmfler
kalamestari
obligatory tower of gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVohBBNYOks
Polarbit
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBel_ZTCYAAV0y3.jpg
cooperpup
hippybobby
#teamtaco
Leaveittojebus
wizardofkek
Schmong
Correct.
thelittleupvotethatcould
PunaniTsunami
Fuck dude u stole my comment lol
littlehomosexuwhale
I will never not love this thread
tukulito
SOOOOOOOOOOO?????????
fripted
WE FOUND THE SJW
⚢
Oatmealmaiden
Ooo fancy
JustLetMeChangeMyUsername
????
UnleashedMartyr
It's two girl icons on top of each other
URNSHOW
Only when it's dudes....
GdSvThQn
Bitches can be gay too, racist.
AnAspiringArtist
everything about this comment... my gods... +1
Notime4thinking
I love you.
DuckLegionnaire
That would be sexist, but yeah.
LRHJr
Oh boy...
WookieeAzz
Someone missed the joke.
TotallyTrustworthyInternetPerson
Congrats. Enjoy smushing your vajays together, as is customary.
axelhoff
But where is the pudding....as is tradition?
UnforsakenClamtrap
ZachariahLounsbery
+1 for use of "vajays"
thynix
BTW, it's not really that customary. It's mostly a porn thing: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/11/21/s-exe-girlvania-summer-lust-nsfw/
LordStarkillerHimself
That's enough internet for one day. It's 8 am
mavruda
You sir, are a poet ! I wouldn't find a better words even in an old fashioned romantic novels !
PuffedSlinky
LadySasquatch
TM Hallmark
T1cklish
"You may now kiss the bride."
OldManTaylor
You deserve these 2500 points. Like really. Bravo
EM3YER09
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!!!
pens9192
JesusShaves
Love it! Hilarious
RegisteredNarc
Scissor me timbers!
chughes7
totally you casanova you
DubaiShort
Chaos2183
Just in time for taco tuesday
alvasalrey
under appreciated comment of the day
Right up until the lesbian bed death.
CptRobotNinja
This comment had everything. A triumph.
Krotion
DukeSlywalker
I wondered how far I would have to read to get to this comment. Go figure... top comment.
silentxzero
Some muffin buffin'.
orangeisthenewbasic
Life by snu snu??
somebodystopthatmonkey
uglyboxersandmischiveouswolves
You two are going to make cute babies.... I think.
brickweed
This comment actually made me wonder what do women do in bed, for real. It can't be like the lesbian porn movies with ass to ass dildos etc?
Echo5Kilo
Username checks out.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/9c80d4764706e46468d77dc00cf33fd5/tumblr_nngbgmAHZi1r4gei2o1_400.gif
some1has2saveus
I just laughed out loud.....literally :)
NustaBut
Best comment for me by far, enjoyed as much as the post
Holy Lesbians scissoring, 159 upvotes, thanks guys, it's a shame it got deleted, imgur doesn't know how to take a damn joke, I got the 1/2
Gif on this website, and it's all over it, I really don't so why it got removed, regardless cheers op
Mmmbopanddropit
LOL IS THAT ASHLEY TISDALE
Lol yes it is, it's from scary movie 5
TongueWagger
What's that from?
WhyEyeEn
scary movie 5
No I'm pretty sure it's from [deleted]
v [deleted].........really imgur
MostDopeRN
The train tunnels...
It's a hilarious gif, to bad these schlongheads removed my comment
rumandbass
I die everytime
PsychoWyrm
Biscuit bumping.
TheMostOffensiveAndInsensitiveNameEverMade
apolloYellow12
Love seeing this show get the attention it deserves. On a marriage clip for a happy couple on mgur. XD
LetMeCheckMyLicense
http://imgur.com/n1wTcAa
Frederf
NormlCouple
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
That guy is having the time of his life and it's all thanks to the internet.
No internet needed for that guy.
LOlivingVE
What a great day for Canada. And therefore, the world.
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
What kinda Canada? They're in Arizona.
The1stBellicose
The joke went right over your head. But, don't worry too much about it.
D'oh
ChevyT
The prince is now attempting to pull of the princess' arm, as is tradition.
Have fun ;)
IamNICE124
I'm done.. lol
;) Lets just wait until this gets deleted
BuickRiviera
Scissor me timbers!!
You know what's up
nybjj
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
thatsmyfetish69
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
Such a great yif
pppfffttt
Goulache
I came.
Neijya
Tribadism.
Arracor
I'll bring the peanut butter!
FuckingLoveImgur
I just lost my shit +1
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
Username checks out!
SeventhSpecter
Good luck finding it, friend
icorrectpeopleoften
I'm not your friend, buddy.
snewthedew
I'm not your buddy, guy.
Morg729
So elegantly and tastefully composed, you sir are a true scholar of words
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
A wordsmith if I have ever seen one
FuriousMankins
Just like OP, they are a cunning linguist.
She's just good with her tongue
MrFJ
Take my upvote
FakeCheeseGrater
ChocloMan
i feel like the low framerate of that gif makes it even better
MrPredator
Welcome to the clam slam!
Fireork
Bandignomette
Clam Slam!!!
kashathehuman
C'mon and clam! And welcome to the jam!
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
C'mon and jam! If you wanna clam slam!
RegularLegs
Everybody get up, it's time to slam clams....
BruceWillisFromTheFifthElement
We got a real clam goin' down
Whythehellwouldijointhissite
So you can marry a LomL but the minute I try to marry a llama it's "wrong."
llamallary
Hellllo there!
strungOutPowerpuffGirl
First laugh of the day. 4 minutes after first app I opened. Upsie +1
pxlphile
But Carl! That kills people!
This made me laugh v
littlellama
I'll marry you ;]
WorkerLurker
Drink the potion first
AngelicCorgiLlama
It's okay, I still love you
2fligh2high
Ain't nothing wrong with that. v
goodguyfromchicago
It seems the blonde one is the wife
twentyfourcharacterslong
You have to be sisters like these two.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
As long as you can still kiss a llama on the llama.
ToxicNickname
Because she's 15, and she has a boyfriend. Leave my friend alone
LlamaKing91
But we could be so right
Elonth
i came here to make a is your mama a llama joke. You already beat me to it.
tellavist
This is why I always scroll down for the comments.
andtheseashalltell
This comment has not been upvoted enough. This should be #1 for the day.
ColonFilth
I don't get why guys object to my spending some time with my pet duck. I keep telling them, a hole is a hole, no matter the size.
Nahxela
Will you be my llama
C141Clay
I read that in Mr. Rogers voice... http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/garden-of-your-mind.gif
Llamahappy
I'll marry you happily. ;)
zefflerrotors
Don't you llama madly? Llama be her daddy! Don't you llama face? Llama what you say? Don't you llama as she walkin out the door?
Ummmyeahsohohum
Totally sang it.
DarkAndMysteriousInternetGuy
Llamas are ok but never marry an alpaca. They spit and SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS SUSAN!
MexicaninQatar
That's a funny name, must be Swedish or Norwegian
owlman112
A LLAMA?! She's SUPPOSED to be GAY!
inagoddadavida
Can llamas be gay? Don't tell the girl who cried at gay swans...
llamasdrama
I don't care what the naysayers say!
I know, right? Bullshit.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
Squarescreen
I'm actually down with people marrying their lama but it would kinda be rape if any sexual advances started since it can't give consent.
Smackaveli
How did this get +2,000??? Smh. I mean +1 hell yeah...oh I get it now.
TheMysteriousBanana
I love the fact that THIS is the top comment... Imgur is still pretty coo
knotshittingyou
loml should be a word
KingZullu
Badger421
Source?
Carmichael106
Kingdom of Heaven, starring Orlando Bloom. It's streaming via Starz, don't think anything else has it presently. It's a bit heady, but good.
CanUweldOil
#iflovingallamaiswrongthenidontwanaberight
2TbspOfDogAssOil
I feel sad please marry me
DartTheLlama
IT'S NOT WRONG IF IT'S LOVE BABY
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
IKR, first it was "that's gross", and then it was "kissing is wrong, sir", and finally, "REMOVE YOUR PENIS FROM THAT LLAMA, SIR!"
marcoyolo69
Then it's, this is an airplane, and "you are a pilot"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/garden-of-your-mind.gif
NinjasStoleMyMama
That kills people, Carl.
He4rtless
OsamasMommasLlama
As a llama, yes... it is wrong
MarkRobert
I read that as Llama too. I'm sorry, alpaca my bags.
theresareasonforthat
That's just beautiful.
Llama give you a hand....
When wool the puns end?
You called? I am an alpaca
imagurk
Someone spit on this guy.
AwkwardOstrichGirl
I gave you an upvote, but I didn't like it.
CourtneyRocks
Just don't mess up his groove
biggwhytey
That would be LLomL
Parori
You can fuck them, not marry them
gir2195
#LoveWins #MarryThatLlama
Jimshortssportsshirt
LWMTL
KillerDuckasaurus
#LetThatLlamaBeYourDrama
ladyface
Lol marry that lama...
ThisIsMyWork
#LlamasArePeopleToo
Indeed they are.
Lamanch
#CanConfirmAmPerson
Jake5713
#LlamaLivesMatter
noodlemcb
#PeopleAreLlamasToo
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
#notheyrenotbutthatsokay
SlugCamargo
#hahayousaidbutt
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
#hetouchedthebutt
#WaitWeWentTooFarTurnAround
macarronchacarron
#TooLateBuckleUp
ImgurianWhoClaimsToBeAnExpertOnEverything
A llama?! HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
SoftwareChef
Came back to upvote
SlightlyFabricated
Me too
BlackWaltzNumberThree
All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
shartyturtle
Don't you mean 'or'?
Ugh. Tell us where the talking llama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.
Well, you are the expert, and it is on the internet, so it must be true.
"'Don't believe everything you read on the internet.' -Abraham Lincoln" -Prophet Muhammad
TheGhastHunter
cartoons or it didn't happen
LittleLadyChaos
LOML = " Llama of my life" or "Love of my Llama"
PompatusOfLove
"What the fuck is a LomL"
ChrisDoesScience
Like, Oh My Lord!
Graryna
Lusting over many ladies
MrsMoosette
Lesbians of my life..... No.. Really. :)
Bjokobzen
"Luster of my Labia"
Cyclopentadien
I hope your labia never lose their luster.
Ihaventsatonatoiletseatin21years
Lesbians on my lawn
Lime Orange Melon Lemonade
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Sounds kinky
ICanHasJava
Came here just for all the outrageous responses
o11c
Children gather round, and you shall hear, the dreadful story of the dreadful day, when THE LOML came to town.
kronkle
Lock on Missile Launcher
Lover of many lesbians....
rylecx
That may be a problem soon into the marriage. Or not...
plonk422
Lady of Manchester, Languishing?
Tralinlu
GoT reference! Easily my favourite scene in the series!
MapleCurry
Which scene? Please remind me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A324-jWFar0
I can't believe you're the first one to comment this.
Amay7695
please ELAborate
Check my response to @MapleCurry.
Appleloft
Lemurs on my Lawn
TywinStannister
Best one
Jabroni29
"Lunch on my Lips"
Can eat out from the comfort of your home.
halforderrice
This one is my favorite.
ErrantTerrain
'Love of my life' Just figured it out myself.
thatguywhoisnttoowitty
Thank you. Literally my first thought was the fucks a lomL
drone7
angryangrybird
I thought it was lesbian of my life, lol
Midez6
Oooooooooooohhhh...
INeedAUser
SO CUTE! CONGRATS!
sirbenedictjbreen
Stratacaster79
Insert Trump annulment comment here.
Emmyexley69
Congratulations ladies.
picstealer
Your wife is cute.
broccolipie
The best way to put them into the argument.
skiprains
And fit! Hmm.. Hmm...Girl!
Kuhmeister
This is a clever comment!
TK421isAFK
Step 1 times 2.
RedsAdventures
TrikStari
Yes. Let the hatred flow!
nobody74
Congratulations.....
lintwizard
I call hax
pocketflan
Congrats on marrying yourself
HailTheFSM
Congratulations!
soopersic
theritz22
Came here looking for this.
eromitlab
The tunnel-on-tunnel action always cracks me up.
screamingshits
that was beautiful right there
LordOfTheLs
Oh F off, I shared the same gif and it got deleted
knokknokknok
✁✃✁✂✂✁✂✃✂✂✃✁✁✁✂✃✂✂✃✂
ImKindaDone
Congratulations. May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live. :)
BeeeardedMan
Leg of my Lamb, for those curious.
humankin
RigorMortis76
This made me laugh so fuckn hard!
GrundleBlunder
They kithed
ellisDtripp25
Hope you registered for a turkey baster
BewareoftheLeopard
many years of happiness you two love birds
ChinaMike808
Isn't it illegal to marry your own sister? :P All kidding aside, you two do look a LOT a like! Congrats! :D
arcoom
That's pretty gay
justfuckoffwithyourshitrightnow
mynameischandu
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
Congrats. I can't say that I notice eyebrows much but there's some damn strong eyebrow game in this couple.
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
That is a celebratory dance if you were wondering.
IHaveNightmaresOfMidgetsThrowingPicklesAtMe
palatapuspricklesticklemytounge
Scissor me timbers
calmlikeasexbobomb
LomL… Lesbian of my Life?
keikomoondragon
Thank god I wasn't the only one that thought the same thing. I was wondering what in the hell LomL meant.
Isorikk
Loaf otter mittens Lime
YummyPusher
My brain seriously went there first, then I was like.... OOOOHHHH, LOVE of my life, duh.
HulkHooligan
Labia on my Labia
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
I figured it out, "Love Of My Life" dont know why they couldnt just type that.
LimitDoesNotExist
Saving few secs she can spend with her LomL.
Bortus
Thanks, I've been sat here for atleast two minutes trying to figure this out. Feel like a right mong.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Glad i could help, I too was increasingly vexed by this, till I realized its true nature.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Glad i could help, I too was increasingly vexed by this, till I realized its true nature.
InboxMeYourBelly
Lesbian of my Lesbian?
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
OH I GOT IT, LOVE OF MY LIFE GUYS.
calmlikeasexbobomb
Oh Lesbian, my lesbian
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Lesbian on my lesbian?
beoluves
They're in lesbians
YouThinkThatsBad
http://31.media.tumblr.com/829fcf5b9741a9759e27af300d2039ed/tumblr_mqabmwuPMJ1sb3v88o1_1280.png
beoluves
lintwizard
They've stepped up their game, Scott.
PilgrimScott
Did someone call me??
lintwizard
Yes; Envy says, "Hello."
PilgrimScott
Don't mention her name please
PilgrimScott
Don't mention her name please
Phatinthehat
You guys look like sisters
JuniperJupiter
They're practically twinsies!
startedfrom4channowimhere
Bagulosis
I'm a guy, and when my wife and I went to the courthouse to do all the official stuff, there was a male couple ahead of us and female behind
Bagulosis
Pretty cool how progressive it's gotten
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Hopefully it stays that way :/
Vandercookie
It won't. Vote. :(
dointime
I think the make couples do it behind, not the female couples so much.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I'm guessing you aren't aware that pegging is one of the many forms of bedroom fun that lesbians engage in.
lowflyingbombs
Just for clarification, pegging is female on male. It's not called pegging if both sides are female.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Why does the gender of the owner of the receiving anus matter? How is it not still pegging if there's strap-on and butthole involved?
getthismanabeer
Yeah you'd think it'd be specific to strap-on into butthole. Clearly, strap-on into vag ain't peggin'.
SkyHighInc
Good job getting that in before it's illegal again
WHOLEMILK
This comment is as stupid as the idiots buying up all the guns and ammo and tripling the price in fear Obama would outlaw.
LavaAxe
That's like the single legacy of his predecessor that Trump has promised to uphold.
jaaaaack
And it's not like he could just appoint a justice and then poof its gone. They'd need to revisit it and they'd need an unlikely majority
BlameHillaryClinton
Don't worry, a Clinton isn't in office. That's who signed the "Defense of Marriage Act" in 1996.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
So what do you say to the /immediate/ removal of information about support for gay marriage from the White House website?
BallsMcCracken
Government cover up for sure
BallsMcCracken
HA! Damn! Unnecessary shots fired!
17achitturi
The truth is always necessary, my friend.
Clairezona
We were already planning a quick and casual wedding... Figured we'd sneak it in before President Pence did something awful... ????
imrizzy
hindsightforpres2020
Was that at the courthouse in downtown Phoenix? I got married there too!
17achitturi
You're fine as long as Trump isn't assassinated, although to be fair that whole electroshock thing was a complete fabrication.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Trump is going to end up as Pence's puppet. There is absolutely no way Trump has enough political understanding to make decisions himself
17achitturi
Other than having the job of breaking a tie in the Senate if there ever is one, the VP doesn't do much of anything that's consequential.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
I mean that Pence will be in Trump's ear advising him about policy decisions so Trump's actions mirror Pence's past policy decisions.
Nikolaj
If you think you have a better way, then understanding is not relevant to decision making. Only to the quality of your decision.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
It helps to have political experience when you're trying to make/repair/improve relations with leaders of foreign nations
SlightlyRacistBanana69
For just one example
Clairezona
Thank you all so much!! Love always trumps hate ❤️????
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Why didn't you post this until two weeks after? Is it because you were doing sexy adult stuff? bet it's cuz you were doing sexy adult stuff.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Amen sisters! We will fight for your beautiful new family all the way!
AutomotivePhysicist
Has Trump ever actually said anything against gay marriage? https://youtu.be/fZkK2_6H9MM
DickShanty
area42
Congrats
jevans88
Can you two share clothes? Shoes? 'Cause double the wardrobe...I'd give up the D for that.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
To my uneducated eye, they look like they have about the same shoe size but I wouldn't swear on that in a court of law.
LtAceSniper
last pic, vegas?
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
Except for radicalized Islam
AnnabellAmes
Love trumps hate. Congrats you gorgeous lovebirds! ????????????
17achitturi
I hope you guys realize that Trump is the most pro LGBT Republican we've ever elected.
AnnabellAmes
That means literally nothing.
17achitturi
uh, care to elaborate? Pretty sure that invalidates your "love trump's hate" jab in this context
AnnabellAmes
*trumps. And no. It doesn't. I don't why we should celebrate someone for being the least of the worst (your logic, not mine).
TigerofLuck
you both have amazing legs :D, wish you all the happiness in the world
pinkc0in
you are full of hate not trump, go destroy some windows
Hellstorm99
Congratulations on the marriage, politics and politicians shouldn't play a role in this. Just be happy damnit.
DudeWithASpoon
The fuck does Trump have to do with this?
Wearefarmers
Trump as in like trump card, not the orangutan.
LtAceSniper
https://media4.giphy.com/media/xTk9ZI98pCVbPYef6w/200.gif#3
DudeWithASpoon
You mean God Emperor , but okay.
Iamfromthedistantfuture
Indeed it does ❤️
FaceMeetMace
GAAAAAYYYYYY
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KaleidoscopeMindset
GrayWhiteWolf
So gay
YarTheBug
startedfrom4channowimhere
Ovaender
Yup.
forAGrandTotalOf
The hot kind
cangarejos
I completely support gay marriage. As long as both chicks are hot.
synpse
quite the opposite.. rather take 2 not-hotties off the market. did u think this thru?
Zelkon527
Oi that's a grand idea!
Nerdrager
cmfler
kalamestari
obligatory tower of gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVohBBNYOks
Polarbit
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBel_ZTCYAAV0y3.jpg
cooperpup
hippybobby
#teamtaco
Leaveittojebus
wizardofkek
Schmong
Correct.
thelittleupvotethatcould
PunaniTsunami
Fuck dude u stole my comment lol
littlehomosexuwhale
I will never not love this thread
tukulito
SOOOOOOOOOOO?????????
fripted
WE FOUND THE SJW
knokknokknok
⚢
Oatmealmaiden
Ooo fancy
JustLetMeChangeMyUsername
????
UnleashedMartyr
It's two girl icons on top of each other
URNSHOW
Only when it's dudes....
GdSvThQn
Bitches can be gay too, racist.
AnAspiringArtist
everything about this comment... my gods... +1
Notime4thinking
I love you.
DuckLegionnaire
That would be sexist, but yeah.
LRHJr
Oh boy...
WookieeAzz
Someone missed the joke.
TotallyTrustworthyInternetPerson
Congrats. Enjoy smushing your vajays together, as is customary.
axelhoff
But where is the pudding....as is tradition?
UnforsakenClamtrap
ZachariahLounsbery
+1 for use of "vajays"
thynix
BTW, it's not really that customary. It's mostly a porn thing: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/11/21/s-exe-girlvania-summer-lust-nsfw/
LordStarkillerHimself
That's enough internet for one day. It's 8 am
mavruda
You sir, are a poet ! I wouldn't find a better words even in an old fashioned romantic novels !
PuffedSlinky
LadySasquatch
TM Hallmark
T1cklish
"You may now kiss the bride."
OldManTaylor
You deserve these 2500 points. Like really. Bravo
EM3YER09
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!!!
pens9192
JesusShaves
Love it! Hilarious
RegisteredNarc
Scissor me timbers!
chughes7
totally you casanova you
DubaiShort
Chaos2183
Just in time for taco tuesday
alvasalrey
under appreciated comment of the day
Notime4thinking
Right up until the lesbian bed death.
CptRobotNinja
This comment had everything. A triumph.
Krotion
DukeSlywalker
I wondered how far I would have to read to get to this comment. Go figure... top comment.
silentxzero
Some muffin buffin'.
orangeisthenewbasic
Life by snu snu??
somebodystopthatmonkey
uglyboxersandmischiveouswolves
You two are going to make cute babies.... I think.
brickweed
This comment actually made me wonder what do women do in bed, for real. It can't be like the lesbian porn movies with ass to ass dildos etc?
Echo5Kilo
Username checks out.
LordOfTheLs
https://66.media.tumblr.com/9c80d4764706e46468d77dc00cf33fd5/tumblr_nngbgmAHZi1r4gei2o1_400.gif
RegisteredNarc
Scissor me timbers!
some1has2saveus
I just laughed out loud.....literally :)
NustaBut
Best comment for me by far, enjoyed as much as the post
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LordOfTheLs
Holy Lesbians scissoring, 159 upvotes, thanks guys, it's a shame it got deleted, imgur doesn't know how to take a damn joke, I got the 1/2
LordOfTheLs
Gif on this website, and it's all over it, I really don't so why it got removed, regardless cheers op
Mmmbopanddropit
LOL IS THAT ASHLEY TISDALE
LordOfTheLs
Lol yes it is, it's from scary movie 5
TongueWagger
What's that from?
WhyEyeEn
scary movie 5
LordOfTheLs
No I'm pretty sure it's from [deleted]
LordOfTheLs
MostDopeRN
The train tunnels...
LordOfTheLs
It's a hilarious gif, to bad these schlongheads removed my comment
rumandbass
I die everytime
PsychoWyrm
Biscuit bumping.
TheMostOffensiveAndInsensitiveNameEverMade
apolloYellow12
Love seeing this show get the attention it deserves. On a marriage clip for a happy couple on mgur. XD
LetMeCheckMyLicense
http://imgur.com/n1wTcAa
Frederf
NormlCouple
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
That guy is having the time of his life and it's all thanks to the internet.
NormlCouple
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
No internet needed for that guy.
LOlivingVE
What a great day for Canada. And therefore, the world.
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
What kinda Canada? They're in Arizona.
The1stBellicose
The joke went right over your head. But, don't worry too much about it.
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
D'oh
ChevyT
The prince is now attempting to pull of the princess' arm, as is tradition.
LordOfTheLs
IamNICE124
I'm done.. lol
LordOfTheLs
;) Lets just wait until this gets deleted
BuickRiviera
Scissor me timbers!!
LordOfTheLs
You know what's up
LordOfTheLs
knokknokknok
✁✃✁✂✂✁✂✃✂✂✃✁✁✁✂✃✂✂✃✂
nybjj
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
thatsmyfetish69
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
Such a great yif
pppfffttt
Scissor me timbers!
Goulache
I came.
Neijya
Tribadism.
Arracor
I'll bring the peanut butter!
FuckingLoveImgur
I just lost my shit +1
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
Username checks out!
SeventhSpecter
Good luck finding it, friend
icorrectpeopleoften
I'm not your friend, buddy.
snewthedew
I'm not your buddy, guy.
Morg729
So elegantly and tastefully composed, you sir are a true scholar of words
TotallyTrustworthyInternetPerson
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
A wordsmith if I have ever seen one
FuriousMankins
Just like OP, they are a cunning linguist.
Morg729
She's just good with her tongue
MrFJ
Take my upvote
FakeCheeseGrater
ChocloMan
i feel like the low framerate of that gif makes it even better
MrPredator
Welcome to the clam slam!
Fireork
Bandignomette
Clam Slam!!!
kashathehuman
C'mon and clam! And welcome to the jam!
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
C'mon and jam! If you wanna clam slam!
RegularLegs
Everybody get up, it's time to slam clams....
BruceWillisFromTheFifthElement
We got a real clam goin' down
Whythehellwouldijointhissite
So you can marry a LomL but the minute I try to marry a llama it's "wrong."
llamallary
Hellllo there!
strungOutPowerpuffGirl
First laugh of the day. 4 minutes after first app I opened. Upsie +1
pxlphile
But Carl! That kills people!
mynameischandu
This made me laugh
v
littlellama
I'll marry you ;]
WorkerLurker
Drink the potion first
AngelicCorgiLlama
It's okay, I still love you
2fligh2high
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
v
goodguyfromchicago
It seems the blonde one is the wife
twentyfourcharacterslong
You have to be sisters like these two.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
As long as you can still kiss a llama on the llama.
ToxicNickname
Because she's 15, and she has a boyfriend. Leave my friend alone
LlamaKing91
But we could be so right
Elonth
i came here to make a is your mama a llama joke. You already beat me to it.
tellavist
This is why I always scroll down for the comments.
andtheseashalltell
This comment has not been upvoted enough. This should be #1 for the day.
ColonFilth
I don't get why guys object to my spending some time with my pet duck. I keep telling them, a hole is a hole, no matter the size.
Nahxela
Will you be my llama
C141Clay
I read that in Mr. Rogers voice... http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/garden-of-your-mind.gif
Llamahappy
I'll marry you happily. ;)
zefflerrotors
Don't you llama madly? Llama be her daddy! Don't you llama face? Llama what you say? Don't you llama as she walkin out the door?
Ummmyeahsohohum
Totally sang it.
DarkAndMysteriousInternetGuy
Llamas are ok but never marry an alpaca. They spit and SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS SUSAN!
MexicaninQatar
That's a funny name, must be Swedish or Norwegian
owlman112
A LLAMA?! She's SUPPOSED to be GAY!
inagoddadavida
Can llamas be gay? Don't tell the girl who cried at gay swans...
llamasdrama
I don't care what the naysayers say!
URNSHOW
I know, right? Bullshit.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
Squarescreen
I'm actually down with people marrying their lama but it would kinda be rape if any sexual advances started since it can't give consent.
Smackaveli
How did this get +2,000??? Smh. I mean +1 hell yeah...oh I get it now.
TheMysteriousBanana
I love the fact that THIS is the top comment... Imgur is still pretty coo
knotshittingyou
loml should be a word
KingZullu
Badger421
Source?
Carmichael106
Kingdom of Heaven, starring Orlando Bloom. It's streaming via Starz, don't think anything else has it presently. It's a bit heady, but good.
CanUweldOil
#iflovingallamaiswrongthenidontwanaberight
2TbspOfDogAssOil
I feel sad please marry me
DartTheLlama
IT'S NOT WRONG IF IT'S LOVE BABY
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
IKR, first it was "that's gross", and then it was "kissing is wrong, sir", and finally, "REMOVE YOUR PENIS FROM THAT LLAMA, SIR!"
marcoyolo69
Then it's, this is an airplane, and "you are a pilot"
C141Clay
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/garden-of-your-mind.gif
Smackaveli
How did this get +2,000??? Smh. I mean +1 hell yeah...oh I get it now.
NinjasStoleMyMama
That kills people, Carl.
He4rtless
OsamasMommasLlama
As a llama, yes... it is wrong
MarkRobert
I read that as Llama too. I'm sorry, alpaca my bags.
theresareasonforthat
That's just beautiful.
URNSHOW
Llama give you a hand....
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
When wool the puns end?
ToxicNickname
You called? I am an alpaca
imagurk
Someone spit on this guy.
AwkwardOstrichGirl
I gave you an upvote, but I didn't like it.
CourtneyRocks
Just don't mess up his groove
biggwhytey
That would be LLomL
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Parori
You can fuck them, not marry them
gir2195
#LoveWins #MarryThatLlama
Jimshortssportsshirt
LWMTL
KillerDuckasaurus
#LetThatLlamaBeYourDrama
ladyface
Lol marry that lama...
ThisIsMyWork
#LlamasArePeopleToo
littlellama
Indeed they are.
Lamanch
#CanConfirmAmPerson
Jake5713
#LlamaLivesMatter
noodlemcb
#PeopleAreLlamasToo
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
#notheyrenotbutthatsokay
SlugCamargo
#hahayousaidbutt
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
#hetouchedthebutt
beoluves
#WaitWeWentTooFarTurnAround
macarronchacarron
#TooLateBuckleUp
ImgurianWhoClaimsToBeAnExpertOnEverything
A llama?! HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
SoftwareChef
Came back to upvote
SlightlyFabricated
Me too
BlackWaltzNumberThree
All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
shartyturtle
Don't you mean 'or'?
BlackWaltzNumberThree
Ugh. Tell us where the talking llama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.
gir2195
Well, you are the expert, and it is on the internet, so it must be true.
ImgurianWhoClaimsToBeAnExpertOnEverything
"'Don't believe everything you read on the internet.' -Abraham Lincoln" -Prophet Muhammad
TheGhastHunter
cartoons or it didn't happen
LittleLadyChaos
LOML = " Llama of my life" or "Love of my Llama"
PompatusOfLove
"What the fuck is a LomL"
ChrisDoesScience
Like, Oh My Lord!
Graryna
Lusting over many ladies
MrsMoosette
Lesbians of my life..... No.. Really. :)
Bjokobzen
"Luster of my Labia"
Cyclopentadien
I hope your labia never lose their luster.
Ihaventsatonatoiletseatin21years
Lesbians on my lawn
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
Lime Orange Melon Lemonade
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Sounds kinky
ICanHasJava
Came here just for all the outrageous responses
o11c
Children gather round, and you shall hear, the dreadful story of the dreadful day, when THE LOML came to town.
kronkle
Lock on Missile Launcher
URNSHOW
Lover of many lesbians....
rylecx
That may be a problem soon into the marriage. Or not...
plonk422
Lady of Manchester, Languishing?
Tralinlu
GoT reference! Easily my favourite scene in the series!
MapleCurry
Which scene? Please remind me.
Tralinlu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A324-jWFar0
PompatusOfLove
I can't believe you're the first one to comment this.
Amay7695
please ELAborate
Tralinlu
Check my response to @MapleCurry.
Appleloft
Lemurs on my Lawn
TywinStannister
Best one
Jabroni29
"Lunch on my Lips"
Appleloft
Can eat out from the comfort of your home.
halforderrice
This one is my favorite.
ErrantTerrain
'Love of my life' Just figured it out myself.
thatguywhoisnttoowitty
Thank you. Literally my first thought was the fucks a lomL
drone7
angryangrybird
I thought it was lesbian of my life, lol
Midez6
Oooooooooooohhhh...