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Jul 14, 2022 9:33 PM
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Asterus
That is a disgusting human being
AzraelWalker
I'm just saying, if these woman want to get pregnant from a creepy loser I am available.
therandombagofmeat
gsmdo
Pegaxs
Dafuq did I just read? “Another” with his “step daughter”?
glitterdemon
Noahbalboa82
Filanwizard
So mansion trash instead of trailer trash?
gorillaClutch
i don't think i've ever heard a non rapist creep say something like that
oifaen
It-billionaires can't be trusted
Tumescentpie
It isn't rape if he buys you a horse. /s
doctorbocker
Still haven't.
LinemanMatt
Yeah, who does he think he is, Woody Allen?
CarlottaVonSprockett
Or Morgan Freeman
iMcFly
To put things more into context; he’s been her father since she was FOUR.
ligmabolz
That's pretty sickening
AManWoman
Fucking groomer
OmnesMundiLardum
Jesus! Who gave him the idea, Woody Allen?
yeahhedugit
Woody Allen energy
VodkaReindeer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen#Soon-Yi_Previn
isszuSparkleBandit
Oh my god that's ducking disgusting
WildMalevolence
Fucking pedophile
OmenJones
DillPixels
Almost exactly what I did upon reading that.
Rijtjeshuis
Firehorsefire
That gif is exactly how I responded to the headline
LooseyGooseyBrett
There's an entire section of pornhub for this. I blame incest morty
Maitrify
Such an accurate expression and reaction
Harryteeters
nopost
What a terrible day to be literate or have eyes. Someone pass me some Aunt Betsy's Brain and Eye Bleach, please
thricebakedxyz
Now in balm formula.
weidermeijer
You know Aunt Betsy was just using mescal.
Chieftan
It's not Aunt Betsy's, will generic do? https://eyebleach.me/
frogsupmyarse
Classic Musk, he knows a story is going to break and has been getting out in front of it the last few weeks with his population remarks
ladyoftheflies
That's the smug smile of an asshole who has gotten away with saying and doing questionable things his entire life.
slotheroll
Like2Fox
Now why would you bring this to our attention
SeeMyVests
Stan63
Fucking dirty nonce
heyguysimtom
Holy fuck
CarnivorousManatee
Oh, ok this all makes a lot more sense now.
grimdis
Congrats to Elon on his new SisterBrother/NeiceNephew
103Brewer
Creepy as fuck!
putcleverusernamehere
Well. This explains a lot
MarcUK
He divorced the girl's mother first right... RIGHT?!?!
isaidihaveanewemail2000
Step billionaire what are you doing?!
Maulbert
Honestly, the Earth could do with a bit of de-populization. Fucking creep.
GRZMNKY
We could definitely use a plague...
weidermeijer
We will soon hit EIGHT BILLION PEOPLE. C’mon Thanos.
basiccricket8444
That would be an interesting thought exercise to think out what would actually happen if half the world's pop disappeared. Probably not
basiccricket8444
A bad idea to do since it will happen soon anyway
TharrickLawson
Anyone who believes that 'Thanos did nothing wrong' crap has obviously never heard him rap. Oh snap l.
ineedausernamerightmeow
*the Earth could do with a bit of population transfer. Mainly from places like India to places like Japan. But you know, racism/xenophobia
weidermeijer
You really think Japan needs more people? No. It doesn’t.
ineedausernamerightmeow
https://www.google.com/search?q=japan+population+collapse&oq=japan+population+collapse
loma45
From an evolutionary perspective he's kind of right. Letting that guide your personal or social views? Ew
vonHoopla
Technically still wrong. We weren't PUT here to procreate. It's just something we started doing due to a random chemical reaction.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
that's what I tell my friends when we all get together. It always devolves into us getting drunk and sentimental. then they start with the ¹
NarratesTheDarkerStory
"Guys, seriously, I don't know who I'd be without my family" and "Becoming a dad is the best thing I've ever done despite the challenges"²
NarratesTheDarkerStory
then there's single me "Oh, good for you. You reproduced, just like *pulls out an extremely detailed taxonomy tree and gestures to it all*
RowanUnderwood
Coming soon
PrincessNausicaa
Good!
DrLOAC
And you know the appropriate way to slow population decline? Better healthcare so people live longer healthier lives
NarratesTheDarkerStory
Seriously, about fucking time. No wonder Roe v Wade was overturned.
TropicalDickPunch
I can’t believe we fucked up so bad that even unconscious cells have decided to give up
MercyMei
It’s not entirely a case of us fucking up, animals have a natural population ceiling that they reach, but micro plastics don’t help either.
malakim
Less a factor of fucking up, more a factor of concentrating resources. If offspring are assured to hit adulthood concentrating your 1/2
malakim
2/2 resources instead of producing multiple offspring to heighten the chance of one reaching adulthood is a better gameplan.
ThatGermanBlackDude
Elon Thurst
Isometimestakethingsliterally
Omg, I read that as Elon Thrust and made myself sick. I'm upvoting you but deep down, I hate you for that, and myself a little.
5amNonsense
Mhmm
iamthecomet
Yep
ExquisiteConundrum
Same
ThatGermanBlackDude
It actually should be thrust.
AngryAnxiousMillenial
I read it the same way at first.
theyqueenprince
Sauce. Not that you wanted it https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-dad-errol-has-second-child-with-stepdaughter-report-2022-7?amp
Iblamemyparentstoo
Thank you!
thatsbadmmkay
I was a afraid to ask but at least now we know
tooomanystevesgotbanned
I did. Can't trust just reading one headline.
TheFoothillThatStrides
Pattosaurus20xx
That's a face that lived through the white side of Apartheid.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Some people choose to be Kevin Carter, others choose to be ...Musk.
KatieIsALady
With an emerald mine where workers were reportedly relieved of their hands on occasion.
ricbri695
Not “lived through,” “profited from”
theDogter
Yeah he was fighting hard to keep it in place, you just know.
HiImLick
Oooooo, flippin 14/10 comment, fr, that's the blanket description,
Pattosaurus20xx
Yeah I have this really weird condition that forces me to point out cunts.
IamtheJubster
Passing up the obvious jokes, Is it like a superpower or a reflex? Do you just get a sense when you are near them?
Pattosaurus20xx
It's more like a deep seated psychological issue where I do not trust anyone white, and consequently its reinforced from that mistrust.
Pattosaurus20xx
But then again I've only been ripped off by white landlords, hit by white drivers in cars, abducted by white child molesters...
PodolKev
So did Elon, he was 20 when the apartheid was abolished.
Pattosaurus20xx
https://i.imgur.com/nhfrVSr.null I think a society can form developing minds on how order should be. I don't enjoy these patterns either.
soniclettuce
what does this mean and what does marceline have to do with it
Pattosaurus20xx
I like to imagine she plays the soundtrack for the doc on how this is fucked
Beyonder13
Wait, so Elon dad had a child with his own step daughter?
Rebullo
I don't even get it
randomwalrus
No, it is not as creepy as you think... he is just a really big fan of Woody Allen. /s
SimpletonIntp
The 2 kids from his 'step-daughter' are both half-brother/sister AND niece/nephew of the 2 kids from his 'step-daughter's' mother!!!
DukeDarkwood
If I'm reading that headline right, at least two. It says "another".
adjacentengels
It could easily mean he has had another child. And that child is with his step-daughter. Still creepy AF, but doesn't mean multiple with her
zxwaffen
And yet it does. It's his second with her.
adjacentengels
Ick.
DukeDarkwood
... Sometimes, I hate it when I guess right.