MetalPsychologist
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FTFY: The sound of millions of animals desperately trying to get laid before getting eaten.
http://despair.com (mostly)
FP Edit: If you want to see more: http://imgur.com/gallery/Ao99z
Isorikk
2002 rolling up in here like it's none of yo' business.
PADDYOT
8 of these directly relate to co-workers so yeah, I'm adding this to my favorites for use at a later date
SuperCoolFondo
#6 is completely a poor example since in olympic archery they tell you consistency beats accuracy since you can just adjust your sight.
harryrichter1225
Eat at Arby's !
Ihmhi
You missed one, @OP :
feeking
My secondary school art teacher had the 'Unique' one on her class room wall. I think she felt it was inspiring..
catsruleeverthingaroundme
I bet the person who made these has friends lining up out the door.
KaboobieTheFlyingCamel
That fork made me hurt all over.
SAH86
"...there's no end to what you can't do." Yeah, the list of things I CAN'T do is fucking huge.
MLGsamantha
Anything that is literally impossible is on that list. If you count actions that can't have words impossible, that makes it infinite.
BoozeHound001
Ahhh nature, the sound of animals trying to get laid. Reminds me of Highschool
losingmyperspicacity
These are..oddly comforting
AcidOPhilus
Honesty is a great thing ^_^
Tehrenz
So how many people died while going to buy their lottery ticket before the mega mega mega of a powerball announced the winners?
bloodstar
Well I already felt like total garbage but now my spirits have actually been lifted; so you're saying there's a chance!
bananashitz
well isnt this a downer
Kosmokat16
I love these, so damn much.
CountSnarkula
The last one hangs in my office. Just outside it hangs all the corporate BS signs.
MetalPsychologist
I have a home office, so there's nothing really to rebel against here. But I would totally frame one of those in an office.
reddiwip
I've always been partial to "Consulting - If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made prolonging the problem".
bobpetter
ha! I still use this quote to this day when I talk about consultants.
BreastInspector
My fav: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0535/6917/products/dysfunctiondemotivator.jpeg?v=1403275986
MetalPsychologist
I considered that one. But I didn't want to dump too many in this post - just enough to give some of us a walk down memory lane.
jeep44
Incompetence-you CAN get better by practice and increased effort.
BoboTheDivingMonkey
Ahhhh, true Demotivational Posters, much better then the hack people stick the format these days.
MetalPsychologist
There one hack in the bunch, but mostly originals.
weaboutogetiton
I want to buy these for my office!
svga
www.despair.com
weaboutogetiton
+1!
Snooj
Even most astronauts don't get to be astronauts.
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
That made me sadder than it should have. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1112154/sad-baby-o.gif
nagelbett
"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
NanoPi
@IhateitwhenLinkcomesintomyhouseandbreaksallmypots nice name
MetalPsychologist
Thanks, and it's true.
Botshifter
How do we build kind robots?
Flyndaran
Remove the animal need to be a douche plus a hint of etiquette.
wellthatsjustyouropinion
i had their calendar that had several of these images in it. 2004 i believe? they been at it a while. de-motivational posters-> early memes
MetalPsychologist
1998, if you can believe it.
wellthatsjustyouropinion
"grandpa, what were memes like before internet?" "well,son, in my day,we had to wait a whole month just to get a new picture to look at..."
fajiggle
#7 there's a lot of archeological evidence that suggests that pyramids were built by paid craftsmen and not Slaves.
SittinSamTheSaychetMan
was looking for this ^
Flyndaran
If you think your bosses that pay you don't consider you expendable, then I have some sad news.
lowflyingbombs
Paid doesn't mean non-expendable. Paid laborers actually could encourage it as nobody has to pay the dead.
Troggie
http://s3.amazonaws.com/libapps/accounts/206/images/_22Citation_needed_22-2.jpg
KrazyKatLadyStarterKit
The Bible only talks about the Hebrews making bricks. The pyramids were built by housed, fed, and paid Egyptian citizens.
fajiggle
I recalled hearing about it at some point. Never looked into the fine details. Will keep looking for something peer-reviewed.
fajiggle
http://www.usnews.com/science/articles/2010/01/12/egypt-new-find-shows-slaves-didnt-build-pyramids
gamer2k4
Is it 2005 again? Where am I?
MetalPsychologist
Ha! Most of these date back to 1998. These were among the first FW:FW:RE:FW: to get passed around the office. These are a interweb heritage.
MadMerlyn
"I was told to never let this die" something something, FP!
MetalPsychologist
I did some research first and found that demotivational posters are a rare breed on imgur. I didn't want to saturate the market.
highwayshot
Nothing it's enough for Imgur
thatjewishgirl
Excellent website. My favorite is "Attitudes are contagious. Mine just might kill you."
MetalPsychologist
I considered including: Tradition - Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Damn.
UngratefulNoob
Mine is, "Every cloud has a silver lining. But thousands are struck by lightning each year trying to find it.
badbmc
A picture of 5 mice caught in one trap. "Teamwork, share the success, share the failure"
tgolden77
Failure. When your best just isn't good enough.
remembergoliad
Mine is: Sacrifice. All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
andthedicestoppedrolling
"Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and you keep him warm the rest of his life."
thatjewishgirl
Agony - Not all pain is gain...
arthut
I miss the old days of demotivational posters. It was good times
TheMemestress
You gotta do what you gotta do
Captainplanetmotherfucker
My personal favourite: "Failure. Life's way of teaching you that you ain't all that".
AnaFin
I used to buy their calendars for my office. "Nepotism" month did not go over well.
Meqad
Demotivational posters http://imgur.com/xBLhg19
olegh
We were younger, internet was younger. Good times..
lDoNotThinkltMeansWhatYouThinkltMeans
That's the thing about the past... everything was younger than it is today. This site is demotivational posters in 140 text format w/jiffs
MetalPsychologist
Last night I was thinking back to these demotivational posters from the 90's. My dad literally showed them to me in his electronic mail.
bobpetter
the fact that you had to wait for several minutes for the caption to finally show made the experience all that more rewarding
ThePsychicZombie
I mean, they're pretty bad but I miss them compared to the shit memes nowadays. I can't wait until we move on
thegriffin88
I was thinking about them the other day. $17 anyone?
engShane
That's Gangsta
thegriffin88
Eeeyyy! This boy gets it! *high-five*
mygirlfriendmademesignup7
I used to write in all caps, then I learned better.
MrRandom314159
I do too. In fact, https://static.spiceworks.com/attachments/post/0011/6888/demotivational-posters-im-a-rocket.jpg my very FIRST meme.
Skelicat
Oh hi there, fellow spiceworks person. Sysadmin?
MrRandom314159
Google image search. Sorry.
sheanar
Considering how old these are, I'm really impressed by the lack of jpg.
prepareshipforludicrousspeed
Haha, yes. Very 2007
querolasaberdisso
http://www.motifake.com/
AlarakHighlordOfTheTaldarim
#4 is from a game called Orcs Must Die for those who are curious.
Yummyyummytacoz
Great game. Perfect 5/7
eyrieking
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MetalPsychologist
I don't believe that one is an actual despair.com product, but I wanted to include it as I'm sure this audience would appreciate it. Thanks.
molestmymonkey
Someone had to think of it before it was put there.
EdgarAllanPoo
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Anigon
A wonderful game that is.
iamrelevantnow
DAMM, i just lost THE GAME
ClassyHoboMan
Markiplier did an lp of that with his brother a long while back.
Anigon
Honestly some good memories of trying endless without mods. One time wave 63 before i feel asleep art the controls. Had it until then. :(
BrontTheGoodBoy
So he IS a hero!
RoninOni
Unless you're an orc. Perspective
BrontTheGoodBoy
I am not an orc. Source: I am not an orc.
RoninOni
Yeah, I know better than to trust random people on the internet. You're surely an Orc then.
WhimsicalCalamari
That's the tabletop RPG where you play as a whole group of orcs, right?
JesusHorsedickChrist
No, it's a tower defense video game.
Hobo42
No idea if you're joking or not, but in the event that you're not: it is not a tabletop game.
WhimsicalCalamari
Not joking, there actually is a tabletop game like that. Forget what it's called though.
Ryebread91
There's Goblin Commander but that's not tabletop
RoninOni
I know what you're thinking of, tho name eludes me too. This is a game where you play as the sole hero setting traps to kill 1000s of orcs
beavbo187
Warhammer 40k?