I demand... TRIAL BY WOMBAT!

Jul 22, 2017 3:55 AM

CowboyScientist

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Fun fact: Wombats have butts made mostly of cartilage, making it highly resistant to bites. Essentially, it has an armored butt. It digs its head into the dirt, leaving the armored butt for predators to chomp on.

Another fun fact: The wombat's poop is more-or-less cube shaped. It has a very slow digestion (7-14 days), so the poo gets compacted, with square edges.
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbbtLAx6ohw

I want to pet a wombat. Toooocute

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you're saying they pretty much shit bricks?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wombutts are so interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

why the hell are they so cuddly?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did Prince Harry get a wombat? Fuckin royals.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's the hero Australia needs, Wombatman

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who told you about our sacred rites?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fecies post.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The first Northern Hairy Nosed Wombat joey in 5 years was born in qld a few days ago. Very rare species, less than 250 animals. <3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"trial by wombat" is perhaps my favorite pun ever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wombat kill their prey by choking them with their butt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They also follow torchlight and can lock their jaws when they bite. Surprisingly fast, too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WOMBATMAN

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is the evolutionary benefit to having square poop? So it doesn't roll away, and you can stack them in the corner? WTF?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MORTAAAL WOOOMBAAAAAAAAT

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

EXCELLENT

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DUH DUH DUHDUH DUHDUH DUHDUH DUHDUHDUHN

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else see the wombat wearing the hat quickly......

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's all good and well, but what are the rules for the trial?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, now I need a wombat!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a wombats butt is called a... WOMBUTT, i just woke up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: my dad ran over one. It was just sitting in the middle of the road and wouldnt budge. We thought it was injured so called the 1:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2: ranger. By the time they showed up it had been a couple of hours. As soon as he got the cage out the wombat took off like a shot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We call dumb ideas at work a "wombat". Waste Of Money Brains And Time. 1. Use it at your next meeting 2. Profit!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

I'm conflicted - +1 for wombat, -1 for feet...

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That redhead guy is actually an acquaintance of mine, Austrian photographer Andreas Jakwerth!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They use their armourbutts to crush the skulls of predators against the roof of a burrow if chased. So badass.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My main form on a MUD I play on is wombat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a magnificent beast.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also these little guys can run 40kmph (24.8mph)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So.... a combat wombat?

8 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 1

Combat wombutt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

MORTAL WOMBAT!!!!! *90s techno*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wombat combat

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

dun-dun-Dun-dun-DUn-dun-DUN-dun

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, they use their ass bone to crush Dingos in their tunnels

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Stay what?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If what ever is biting there butt while it is in its tunnel womby will let it poke its head in a bit, then crush it against top of tunnel

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you want to test this, do not put your hand in there coz that'll be crushed too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Couldnt have said it better

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