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im a virgin but im learning to cope
FP edit: send cats
itsfineimfine
I actually haven't seen a lot of these. Good dump. +1
wantednokes
second last one is cut off: https://img.memecdn.com/god-the-big-perv-that-amp-039-s-always-watching-when-we-fap-or-fuck_o_4610563.webp
MasterCraig1018
craggyp
is #5 a FatBoy Slim lyric?
wolfebane42
#10 Yeah I'd be pretty emotional on that roller coaster...
LullabyJones
Ah the good old pee bidet
Godzalo
I'm pretty sure #4 is an ad for the latest Kendrick album..
culceacatalin3
8,50 for fries seems expensive. How much do you get for that?
joeyvelour
DarkeKai
We get it, you vape.
PeteButtigieg
If I saw that you shall not piss one I wouldn’t pee in it, but drunk me doesn’t like being told what to do.
VagisilToothpaste
I've never understood the snooze button thing. You're not sleeping - you're just uncomfortable for a long time until you FINALLY get up.
AlexMakesJokes
#1 is still better than Pepsi
buggme
#38 Just walk out. If someone stares, look them right in the eye and say "She told me to wait 10 minutes after she left."
SiriusWolf
Hope #7 doesn't work with smart people, that perfect sinus rhythm might give it away.
CountessNoppityNope
Almost got me on Bigfoot but then I saw it was wearing sandals.
Peabutt
Scyxurz
I pass by a cvs with broken lights daily, and always consider making that 1 hour poo meme. Glad someone else put in the effort for me.
Derpypotate
Technically since it's not procreation jacking off is a sin.... Now I'm off to jack off
TheCreecher
Quality dump, +1
LtMushroomCock
thisiswhywecanthavenicethingsppl
Snot
joegolf31
“SNICKERS”. That had me like.
Cilvaa
Australia's big banks ditched ATM fees, so we no longer have to buy our own money.
Mehhhhh69
#1 its probably pepsi too
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
I feel like #1 would be more clever if the picture was of a baggie of Pepsi.
strukef
I think it would ruin the joke because important for the joke to be funny is that the word coke can mean both, the drugs and the drink.
kittenbaker
My thoughts exactly
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
How do you know there isn't Pepsi in it?
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
smaybear
Itsasnowconemaker
When I saw the damn billboard ad https://i.giphy.com/media/eKv7g4mWJLYXK/200w.gif
IDONTKNOW696969000420
it's the new Kendrick Lamar album how's that weird??
Lulabel73
I find it funny how Americans say “call out sick” we say “call in sick”.
thisiswhywecanthavenicethingsppl
We say Call in sick too in the US, that meme is from another dimension
Lulabel73
Lol.
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
Ok the chicken joke one just blew my mind
conflictmuffins
Bruh. For real. I just got mind fucked.
joshthesquash224
Yeah, pretty sure it's just an anti-joke, not a suicide joke
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
That's what I originally thought, but it does work this way too...
Curiositykilledlagat
Yup
Devinode
That poop hack, though. Who pisses after the shit? How do you hold it in while you're shitting?
aoenofhorus
A lot of guys generally have to pee again after they’re done. I think it’s a pressure off the pipes thing.
VirtualNaut
Well technically you aren’t done taking a dump until you pissed a second time. Soooo...
brookelyn1899
This discussion is making me rethink all of my bathroom history
Devinode
A second time? I've always pissed first. Then shit. Sometimes both.
badthaught
Both is weird.
anugg
Can confirm, just pissed second time after my shit.
Devinode
I mean I might have a sprinkle or two afterwards.. But shit I better start saving it so I can piss in my ass. Thanks lads
anugg
I'm a female hth
Devinode
Guess you're out of luck then