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My little girl helped my wife pack a lunch for me when I got called into work last year. My daughter insisted that they pack it in HER lunchbox, and my wife reluctantly agreed (she thought I'd be embarrassed).
Call me crazy, but that meant so much to me that I never bothered to use my other lunchbox again. Now I use "Pinky the Owl", and I don't plan on changing it anytime soon.
DemoB0y
Kids make you retarded. Its okay. Most people understand.
MaryNoonan1967
Years ago my daughter put a note "Love You Momma" and stuck it on the bottom of my computer screen at work. It's still there. <3
procrastinatingagain
I think she wants it back.
n2air
And that is how you 'Dad' properly.
grichen93
I drew a Jewish Pooh for my dad when I was like 8 and I laminated it with tape and he's had it in his wallet ever since. I'm 23 now.
Shadowgli
As a dad of a little girl, you are a real man.
GentlemanWendigo
Yeah but who says 'girly' had to be a 'bad thing' to begin with?
PrfctDrk
Thank you for not posting an image of the kid, too. Good parenting.
DeviledAvacado
Aww... someone's proud of their daughter. What a dork.
cupcakegrenade
I have a lunchbox like that! I'm a grown adult who doesn't even have kids
AtsaMattaForYou
...that you love you
InternetLawyer
I bought my brother a scooby doo metal lunch box and a tie dye mug for Christmas one year. He wasn't embarrassed using it, but his wife was
Theknightwood
Hey, make sure to press the 'ESC' key to bypass the tap in screen
saganworshipper
IT for years, no idea what that note means.
yeetmypug
Dammit you beat me to it
TheQuietHunter
Why would you be embarrassed by your daughter's love?
mynameisdap
good on you mate....it will probably mean more to her someday than it ever will to you
RatoMolhado
I'd proudly use that "Pinky the Owl" lunchbox and she is not even my daughter.
pudgychicken
that is actually a v cute lunch box
nattyd20
I have a pink coffee cup from Disneyworld that my girls picked out for me. My daughters picked it for me and that's all I care about. +1
Dipauli
My son is 14 now. When he was 7 or 8 he did not found his pirate lunchx cool anymre. So i been using it since /a/dHybE
LetoAtreidesNeverForget
My little girl painted my toenails. Anyone who's got a problem with that can fuck off. Dadding means you live with the pinks and purples.
RainbowUnicode
Or alternatively you stop affixing gender roles with colors.
LetoAtreidesNeverForget
That's a nicer way to make my point
IridescentLotus
My dad worked 3-11s an hour away for a big portion of my life, during summers I would pack his lunch since I was 6. When I visit home1
IridescentLotus
I still pack his lunch and write a note for him, just like I used to - I'm 27. Love runs deep and eternal
FernandoRumdebum
Any man who mocked you would be laid out by every other dad in the place
AdmKur
What are you confessing, being a badass?
moxymox
You forgot: "I'M A 300LB BEARDED DUDE COVERED IN TATTOOS AND WRESTLE GRIZZLY BEARS ON THE WEEKEND AND CAN YOU JUST GUESS MY LUNCHBOX COLOR?"
Dontrespectmahauthoritah
Don't forget about how he is super tall.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Lolz
hellafornia
owl allow it
miseah
Still not as cute as that reminder sticker on the monitor hahaha
GrumpyPeopleNeedHugs
That's a sweets story, but wrong use of confession bear. get your shiny crown and go into the pink castle to think about what you've done.
crustyblankets
Have two daughters. Can confirm. These are the things that make me live.
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
As a dad of 2 daughters and a son, this isn't a confession. It's called being a parent. Screw gender / age norms when it comes to your kids
GentlemanWendigo
Screw gender norms period IMO.
Redenbacher09
I don't know who Gender Norms is, but I don't believe I want to get intimate with their period.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
*to anything
Ronelyn
As a transgender lesbian who loves Gundam, My Little Pony, hedgehogs, and the Millennium Falcon, HELL YES.
BigGuy5692
When a toddler makes you a shitty macaroni hat for your birthday you wear that shitty macaroni hat like it's the crown fucking jewels.
Varimothras
"My son made me a necklace out of macaroni, and I choked up. He said, "Are you sad, Daddy?" I said, "No son, I'm not sad.." 1/2
Varimothras
"you're too young to understand, but this is fucking crazy. You used to live in mah balls, man! Now you're making jewelry out of macaroni,"
Varimothras
"you a boss muthafucka! Long live Chappelles!" -Dave Chappelle.
Mock360
My daughter put some change in my lunch box so I could by a Pepsi. 25 years later it's still in my lunchbox.
NinjaSpork
Wow, she was really ahead of the meme curve!
Jantessa
Was it about 3.50?
TheDoctorAP
So you're the one that could have ended all the conflicts from the last 25 years instead of Kendal
CherokeePeopleCherokeeTribe
*Candle
DabtaniumStudios
*Wendell
Ryebread91
That'd get you half a Pepsi today.
ilovethatyoucanmakestupidlongusernamesonthissite
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
viila
Can you even buy a Pepsi anymore with the amount?
Femto505
Coins were probably minted from silver and copper. With the exchange metal rate you probably get close.
Ryebread91
That's sweet. I put mine in the cassette deck of my dads ranger.
catsandmuffins
Awww! Does she know, because that would probably mean a lot to her. I love it.
HerelnDuckburg
Shes dead, got hit by a pepsi truck...
HaOhMaEhEr
suckmytoe
Seriously. Whenever dad do sweet stuff like that and it makes me so happy.
eskamobob1
wow. who knew happy bunnies could be so cute
macandcheese21
Everyone.
catsandmuffins
Right! I love em.
SoloPhoenix
This is not a sound investment strategy.
ilovecosmetics
elninjapenguin
My oldest put her beanie baby cat in my pack before yearly guy camping trip. It's gone on every trip since.
CaptMexicanAmerican
You hate Pepsi that much?
0ppai
Favorite
CausticCake
no, the price of pepsi went up and he couldn't use the amount to buy one anymore
WaterblightGanon
have you SEEN their new ad?
BaRockmanObama
Something something something United Airlines
0neDoesNotSimplyImgur
Nailed it
malbec
"Is a bucket of vomit ok?"
hansmolemann
Nah, they're just saving it in case they make the boss mad
AllBoobsAreGreat
sandybuttcheeks
I came back to upvote this
DownVoteForWhat
took me a minute before I realized I read the best joke of the year
Ovisapede
Same thing with my dad, I gave him a chocolate bar on Halloween back in 2007, he still has the wrapper with the date on it.
Ovisapede
I was a lot younger at the time :P
27yoUGLYvirgin
That's really sweet, but when a 3 year old thinks Pepsi is what you get for lunch I'm not surprised America is so fat.
manimatr0n
You realize kids are able to pick up on things like preferences, yeah? 3 y.o. kids aren't infants.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Are you actually serious? Yeah, that is exactly what I'm talking about, that is exactly the problem!
spacerated
Yeah there's a reason why you're a virgin
27yoUGLYvirgin
People are so incredibly fucked up. You actually believe someone is a virgin because they are concerned about children's health. Ok.
Nyabby22
I'm sure you're fun at parties
27yoUGLYvirgin
Because I mention a valid point in a discussion? Right.