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May 9, 2020 9:18 PM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
The comments on that tweet makes me wish for a new plague! Oh...
whoisqaz
Seems like you did though
opi098514
Actually that exactly why he did. It’s terrible but unfortunately true.
sgtstiletto
Who cares. Jesus, get a life people. Let them whine. I don’t have shit else to do, and it’s still better than dwelling on this...
Omnipotence0
Then why did he?
imonsei
Apparently he did
Jaco365
I so agree with the first 11 words of this post on a deep personal level.
knuckledeepinachicken
Damn.
FrankTheThunderbird
*looks around at the world* Apparently you did.
TotallySaneScientist
You spent your childhood in internment camps for the same reason people are crying oppression. The ignorance and selfishness of the herd.
AnusReadyToBeRavaged
catsandcoke
These old white people are desperate to be oppressed. They are inventing things to bitch about.
BerwynBrewyn
And being thrown in jail for opening your shop?
aFadingMemory
You know shops operate under the will of the government right? You don't have a right just to rent a space and start slinging merch.
SkiNaked80
Ooohhh myyy
MaxxHadron
Here here George! Such a bunch of babies. Led by President Baby In Cheif (note the respect for the office).
rwb813
Damn!
Ri1988
Liberty > safety
eion85
You don't understand the quotation you're dumbing down from Ben Franklin.
pedrodelossantos
Perspective is a hell of a drug.
Magyarharcos
Its quite clear that americans didn't live in East Europe under USSR rules.
AttenuateTheNoise
Hey guess what Takei? 1st amendment guarantees their right to cry about stupid shit, and that IS something people fought and died for.
BatLadyRielle
1st is about the gov not censoring you, has nothing to do with people saying you’re a moron
keebs63
Just because you have the right to say something, doesn't mean you should. Also, he's practicing his 1st amendment rights to clown on them.
sqabbit
Makes you wonder who the real snowflakes are
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
JosephSelah
Nobody ever wondered.
Jokerthehulk
sha13
Pence FTW
gbuck55
Dumb dumb dumb. You don’t forgive facism (internment camps) by tolerating more facism (extra-legal ‘emergency’ orders)
Stanistani
There are so many things wrong with your comment I'm not going to bother to unpack it. Straight in the dumpster.
timmytompkins
Internment camps were bad. You know what that means? That's right, Costco requiring masks is fascism. Wake up America
sgtstiletto
Everyone is making comments about haircuts and masks... but are some states not fining non-essential businesses? People have bills...
timmytompkins
My mistake, I wasn't up to speed on the whole situation. Fining non-essential businesses is absolutely fascism. Thank you for the correction
darkninja2992
As an american, I'd like to know, what's currently the best country to move to right now?
Stanistani
Mars.
MostlyToasty24
The United States of America
darkninja2992
If america is really the best place to be then the world is screwed
enkrypt3d
canada probably
darkninja2992
Nah, i've heard things have been going to shit there too
enkrypt3d
Well at least u won't go bankrupt if you get sick
darkninja2992
True
mrmarks1
TakeI for President. Why not? Break some damn rules
PardusXY
He doesn’t like tokenism, “sulu was straight” so he wouldn’t get a dem nomination, nevermind all the reasons he’d never be GOP.
catsofat
What rule would this break?
Swampwalker
Dunno, he meets all the eligibility requirements for the position.
mrmarks1
My bad. Thought he was not born in America. So, yay it’s definitely on
catsofat
Tbh I had to Google also :P not that internment camps arent horrible for any inhabitants but us born citizens I didnt know, wow!
Bandizzle
...well yes actually you did... sadly enough
morphis
Naahhh, he's never been to Costco.
pedrodelossantos
ZachariasWolfe
Well no, he didn't. If I say "I didn't go to Chipotle so that I could have diarrhea all night" it implies I went for another reason. That >>
ZachariasWolfe
>> doesn't mean that I didn't have diarrhea all night, it just means it's not WHY I did it.
GoldFrieza
pointless either way. He was interred against his will. He went there strictly because of the fear of white politicians
paulguy119
Having it worse doesn't make someone else's hardship invalid but yeah having to wear a mask to protect other people is not a hardship.
cheesedogs
Sometimes it helps to have perspective
mechanimated
Well the point he's making is that wearing masks is not a hardship by any measure.
philthechamp
For sure. In this case there are just literal definitions for oppression that are not being met. It’s important to remain compassionate, tho
ChickenEatingMan
I think we need some real hardships. That'll stop people from complaining about stupid things
paulguy119
There's plenty of unnecessary struggle and hardship. It's just a small handful of idiots complaining.
donutjudgeme
My hardship is listening to idiots call their “right” to not wear a mask their “civil liberty.”
MrLurkerMcGurker
Right? Laws protect people, like no drinking and driving, no yelling "Fire!" In a crowded theatre, people are absurdly stupid
BlackbeardsLoot
Don’t fool yourself,...The hardships are definitely coming.
BrazilianThunderPanda
GrayWhiteWolf
Civil rights act of 2020 prohibits discrimination based mask/no mask status.
verkloot
Fo reall?
whatpassesforclever
whatpassesforclever
Turbolibros
rowm
Shoot him in the dick
johnnyratbastard
pedrodelossantos
The liberals were all for killing babies as a choice but are suddenly against it....hypocrisy is a hell of a drug. Hyperbole yes
CptJohnYossarian
Ikr. I wish all those libtard snowflakes would stop shooting people because they can't have abortions in 7eleven
warmNchewey
Are you retarded? You MUST be cognitively deficient to make not only an out of place statement but also COMPLETELY false...
pedrodelossantos
2bithacker
The Bible says you don't get a soul till you're born, so abortions are fine.
Cliterate
Also lots of mentions of killing pregnant women/babies, even by god himself in Hosea 13:16
Deermane
Hm makes sense, you arent your own person till after birth
JosephSelah
Dude, most abortions are below the poverty line. Ppl who tupical deal with drug and domestic abuse. Choosing on if the life and env
JosephSelah
Of a newborn is a healthly, safe, loving env isn't easy, for either keeping and giving for adoption. Maybe, just maybe, those involved,
JosephSelah
Make the choice
pedrodelossantos
That was a rodeo of a read but I respect your point nonetheless. I did expect some backlash when making the joke. Best wishes.
aFadingMemory
At what point was the Democratic Party platfoem "all for killing babies"? Turn off the Alex Jones my friend.
pedrodelossantos
I guess the sarcasm was missed. It was a thinly veiled reference to pro women's choice.
rowingrowingrowing
I am a democrat and I am all for a platfoem of extinguishing fetuses. Grandmas, on the other hand, not so much.
StigsMilwaukeeCousin
I'm for killing babies, only if we eat them though. It's called ethics.
pedrodelossantos
HeyILikeDogs
You must use every part of the baby. Nothing wasted.
Bizarrogreg
What the fuck are you going on about?
pedrodelossantos
Cute dog btw
pedrodelossantos
It was a shit joke. I regret the monkey circus it incited and will be more careful in the future. My apologies.
CptJohnYossarian
I think most people lost their sense of humour for this shitshow presidency a while ago. You used to be able to say some dumb shit ...
CptJohnYossarian
and safely assume people would know you were fucking around. Now so much clinically retarded stuff is being genuinely voiced, people just
AlopeRubyAspendale
literally nobody is platforming for full-term abortions, but yes, keep lying your ass off for Trump.
pedrodelossantos
Wasn't the context, and not a Trump guy. Guessing we've lost each others point in this conversation.
AlopeRubyAspendale
so, just a classic conservative "pro-life" punt? God only hopes you don't push for "abstinence-only" sex education too
pedrodelossantos
More a hyperbole from the opposing perspective to show how redicilous these post and following conversations appear to a moderate.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsBojack
Alright, Redneck, your rebuttal?
whatpassesforclever
whatpassesforclever
GeorgePotompkin
Are all of the people upset about masks rednecks?
OgcoziuzOc
Looool this why I stay on this app for fucking grade A memes like this fukn gold or 3 plys of loo roll
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsBojack
Hey! You are not supposed to make jokes about TP in these trying times! It's holy paper.
ConJonNotJonConnor
I just don't see any reason the government needs anymore power. As for private retailerd they can do whatever they want I can shop elsewhere
smorsdoeuvres
Wearing a mask to try to protect others (& possibly yourself as well) is giving the government more power?
Harryteeters
DeRK eR DURRRRMS!
MendaxsTruth
Drk r Drmmmms!
ChrisMorray
Dur tuukr doodle doo
spankhelm
DER TERKER DEEEEERRRRRRRB
Amwaysalesdept
CDC said masks don't work. Is there evidence they do?
DoYouSeeWhatiDidThere
Define "work".
dalaiyoda
Sometimes reality is more complex than "If it's not 100% perfect, then it's 100% useless."
WildBluntHickok
Actually they reduce the risk of the mask-wearer spreading it if they already have it (remember most are asymptomatic)
Amwaysalesdept
When was this new information discovered? It wasn't long ago the CDC said masks didn't work.
thegregorious
The legitimate argument is the impact of the financial fallout. How many people are in life threatening positions from the shut down
MrLurkerMcGurker
It's not legitimate, they aren't refusing to open the store, just the whole "no shirt no shoes no service" is extended to "no masks"
whatpassesforclever
We could easily do what Canada and Europe are doing. But that just won’t happen.
thegregorious
Yes it’s sad that such a fallout would have this impact but in America that is how it is. And the shutdown is threatening lives and that
thegregorious
Can’t be overlooked. It’d be amazing if it could but in the real world of the US. It cannot be
DiscountCatSoMyCatTaxIsLower
UN predicts number of people going hungry doubling if global shutdowns continue for too long
BluePaladin42
The rebuttal to that is that it is the gov't JOB to ensure a disaster or emergency doesn't result in the financial ruin of it's people.-
BluePaladin42
-ESPECIALLY when the alternative would simply extend the catastrophe, which also furthers the financial crisis that results.
thegregorious
Yes. The problem is the govs incompetence lol
pedrodelossantos
A fair rebuttal may be .....the gov has lied to us repeatedly in the past. A little reading would wrecksaid point but its worth mentioning
datphone777365
Go on then.
spaceystacey
A company putting policies in place is standard. No shoes, no shirt, no service. They just added 'no mask' to the saying.
pedrodelossantos
True, they have had a long standing restriction on face mask in banks. I'm just tired of the flip flopping.
CallMeIshmael1MoreTimeNPowInTheKisser
And how many times have they flip-flopped wearing face masks that has made you so tired of it?
pedrodelossantos
Well, on that I would say twice. But at the root of this thread, I was making light of an intentionally inciteful gif.