2018's number one duty: Keep David Attenborough alive

Jan 1, 2018 10:36 AM

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Now im going to live every day in constant fear that this will happen. Ugh.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

DONTFUCKINGDOTHAT!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since I was little, I hoped that David was my grandfather. That it was a family secret.. He would be the coolest grandfather. Love this man

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’ll never die. He’ll just be carried to Valhalla by giant hawks.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you mess this up @OP, I will hunt you down and untie your shoelaces

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i seriously hope NOT he will pass ever never ever never never ever.His voice works better on me than any angst-meds

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES FUCKING PLEASE

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's not long out of the grave. He's started losing the skill of conversation. I'd give him till June.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

ALWAYS upvote David Attenborough! ❤️❤️❤️

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and Bill Murray... and Betty White.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you put that evil on him Ricky Bobby!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

25 years ago to try to make reading in high school interesting so I could pay better attention to the material, I always read in his voice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Appallingly rude in person. In my experience anyway. And that of others I have spoken to.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

agreed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And bob dylan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like him but his narration always follows the same predictable pattern. You’d think he’d get bored with it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spare no expense.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sent him a letter. Said --- stay alive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His brother could have saved him, but nooooo...... https://media.giphy.com/media/WvLbx8KXVdgqI/200.gif

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

all i can see is the attenborough brothers encased in amber

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Badass motherfucker

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHen that man leaves us I will ugly cry... hes the voice of my childhood...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show my kid this. Say look its a falcon. "No mom that's a kestral"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too late he's dead

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At my work we've got a deadpool going to bet on which celebrity is gonna go next. We have one rule. No one bets on David Attenborough

8 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 0

In the US the no-vote would be Betty White.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or the Queen, I hope

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what makes it even better is last year I chose Prince George as one of my guesses for a joke and everyone was totally fine with it

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Damn bro.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well I mean it has been a while since some one assassinated the monarchy we are about due

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

NO ONE BETTER BE BETTING ON STAN LEE EITHER, MOTHER FUCKER.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I feel like he will go this year. His wife of 70years went last year, they usually go after them within the next year.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Smack94 @kmikl WHO KILLED STAN LEE

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TBH Attenborough is still narrating, so I know which one I'd save

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stan Lee is still appearing in Marvel movies, so there's that. I really don't want to have to pick between the two.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t fucking jinx it @OP

8 years ago | Likes 705 Dislikes 2

To late, death has been notified and is on it's way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah dude wtf. Been keeping quiet about his existence so this shit doesn't happen.

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

The universe almost forgot too... Fucking delete this @OP

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

We need to counter jinx and hope he does die? (Sorry David I love you)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He is the voice of existence

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lets sacrifice op to make sure he didn't jinx it and fuck everything up

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

BUUUURN THE WITCH!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

ima going for the torchs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And here we see a wild OP scavaging for upvotes in the new year while trying to jinx a national treasure in the ensuing scurry

8 years ago | Likes 426 Dislikes 6

You know the drill. Downvote every post and comments of this cyst

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally read that in his voice.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Huzzah! I'm relevant. Happy NY everyone!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck off im bored and at a family event

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 116

Shut up op

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A N G E R E Y

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8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

And it's more of an international treasure

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

It's really more of an entire Solar System treasure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing better on a shitty day than to watch awesome nature shows narrated by the calm soothing voice of David Attenborough.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Go ooooon..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Sir David Attenborough I'll have you know.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you watch Satoyamas secret water garden?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can also vouch for it being fantastic.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont fucking dot it, just go watch it right now and I will guarantee you that you will be a happier man one you finish watching it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0