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I'm really excited for this movie.
Who'll be cast as Eddie? Susannah? Sheemie, Susan, Cuthbert, Alain, Young Will Dearborn so he was?
Bird and Bear and Hear and
Give my love her fondest wish
I was so excited when I found out they were making a movie, and halfway through the book series, too. It must have been ka. Ka-ka. Sorry to ask this, like, more than ten years after they finished, but please no spoilers! Long days and pleasant nights, Gunslingers.
ImJustHereToOffend
+1 for Stringer Bell
ElephantNipplesAreWeird
Idris Elba is so freaking sexy.
TheNightsGift
Ill say it, Roland isn't black. Why Hollywood?
brasky456
And I'll bet nobody involved has read all the dark tower series.
loopycunt
No idea what this post is abt. But this fucking guy is hot as hell. Long live stringer bell+1
VirginSurgeon
About damn time!
kageboshi
I can't wait to see him gun down an entire town, kids and all, on the big screen.
BigChunkyBubbles
There will be water if God wills it.
markmcn87
Idris Elba is like a real life Shaft
m1crowaveman
+1, I cannot wait to see this.
YouCapturedMe
Is that Denzel Washington?
AustinAlex
For those that don't know, this is called The Dark Tower. Apparently no one else thought mentioning the title was important.
TheRationalLion
Thank you! These fucking amateurs
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Would be a great as Bond
funeralpyre
He looks so badass
Analfistingissometimesreallyfun
I'm really excited for how he'll portray his role. And just look at him. Even if the movie is shit... I'll still enjoy it
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
Long days and pleasant nights. Heil gunslinger
Analfistingissometimesreallyfun
Hile, RolandTheLastGunslinger.
Analfistingissometimesreallyfun
Your username is amazing, by the way.
TooterFishPopkin
MY NAME IS FINALLY RELEVANT!!!
roachhaus
Good deal. Hope you have some astin for that headache.
billywitchdoctordotorg
After all these years tooter fish still cracks me up!
Analfistingissometimesreallyfun
Gimme a poor boy with extra mayonnaise
DeathPlacebo
Say hoagie..
Analfistingissometimesreallyfun
The description's got really messed up while posting... Back to the drawing board.
magis001
Yea.. I'll not downvote this but that was a hot mess @OP, I can't take that much cancer in the morning.
Analfistingissometimesreallyfun
Sorry to hear about you tumors. I tried, man, I really did.
BisonMooseDuck
It happens to the best of us.