SkyPigeon123
22095
583
20
Dec 19, 2025 2:06 AM
SkyPigeon123
22095
583
20
0Steve0
It was the Rapture, but none of us qualified.
Stuffitwithbeans
LutraLazuli
I think someone had casted a holy elemented summon
SilentSecretMan
JustBoone
Brunomars1
Alien invasion.
NightOwlRally
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
InnerBushman
AI slop
90sLego
GenXHippie
Oh it worked. Instructions were unclear as to where the portal would appear. My bad.
imgurmage
That was me. Have you noticed the change yet? If not you soon will.
isthisjunkmail
Be not afraid.
xenjamin
Me, when I unexpectedly get out of bed before 10am.
Flooferdoof
This looks like Wyoming. Is it Wyoming?
Dissipo
I see another hand touched the beacon. Poor bastard.
Wardonk3y
I did, but just for the trophy... you can keep the loot
Frobizzle
AI or not, this is beyond fake.
NaughtButOne
AI.
duktayp
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmV3b3N4amdjMDFzY2xpeDlxZno5b3FjYTc4cXY2aTkzZXI0c3BqZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/U4jM3IeIVd6VOyeLa7/giphy.gif
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Yo momma's coochie so big, that it's a portal to another dimension
Filanwizard
So we turned the Honmoon gold?
Derrial
rattytom
Look! An angel! Lets count its eyes!
oprahslovechild
Can someone please fill me in? I am a gummy and a half in and I can’t tell if this is a reference to something I should know about?
oprahslovechild
Oh wait, that’s a real picture?? I have read about this phenomenon!! I assumed it was some AI goop. Sorry…I meant, that’s a really nice post.
anteyeclimbaxe
It is AI. The various rays should all aim back towards the light source. Which doesn't confirm AI, but tells us it's fake. Sightengine.com confirmed the rest.
oprahslovechild
Yikes. I was fooled once again!
MaverickTitan
Dangit! My calculations must’ve been off…
That was supposed to open over the South Pole.
Nothing came through, right?
. . .
Right?
StrokeFlavoured
And you have been officially noted as a "person of interest".
MaverickTitan
Well that’s rather ironic. I think of myself as rather dull and insignificant compared to what should’ve been on the other side of that, had I gotten it right.
Oh well, there’s always next time.
StrokeFlavoured
Just stop what you are doing, okay?
AlienJeffries81
Where’s my Necronomicon?!
bassaro
A disembodied voice speaks, seeming to come simultaneously from the heavens and from right behind you, seeming both loud enough to shake your bones and quiet enough that you're sure nobody else can hear.
"THIS IS AN UNUSUAL USE OF THE RITUAL, BUT WHATEVER, IT'S YOUR NICKEL... WHERE DID YOU SEE IT LAST?"
TheMellowPeril
Blood Type Blue
JohnBluehill
Yeah, that's a fucking Angel. Launch the EVAs!
Nukls
well, fuck.
that's a new
phenomenon
MysticHermitMax
🎶 Do doo, doodoodoo 🎶
Nukls
well, fuck
Nukls
crepuscular rays
Deshalope
With a bit of digital help because the rays should all point towards the sun.
feldemon
First thing i noticed. Fun picture but definitely not a real one
mikeatike
Craptacular rays
PineappleLoopsBroether
lol crepuscular https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJld3U1YjBlcnJnM3ZnbmVoMjV4ZmFyb2tic3VxaTI2MzdzenEwaDJ0ZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/W4RSdBeKTq7Enb99C6/giphy.mp4
foreverinchains
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crepuscular_rays
Alistairetheblu
The internet has ruined me. All I see is a very shiny butthole.
firlefranz
You probably thought about the „Pucker Nebula“?
Alistairetheblu
quade
He's still alive, so it didn't work. Just sayin'
peosratta
You can't anticipate the direct effects of a curse. You gotta let it cook. Just keep maintaining your ritual space and diligently performing the rite. We'll see results soon.
AnonOmis1000
What
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Well, you know what they say, if at first you don't succeed and all that.
iBoulderDash
You think he's going to Heaven?
KommanderKayriel
All souls go before the Gates and St. Peter to be judged. To fall, or to enter and ascend.
Legomaniac91
Saint Peter takes one look at Felon 47, laughs, then pulls the lever that drops him right into the Pit.
KommanderKayriel
Gets out the broom just in case it tries to cling on. Smack it until it finishes falling.
qshamtech
OH HELL NO!!! That is Heaven celebrating they aren’t getting him.
MaybeIllDisappear
Well....sounds like there is another trip to the hospital going on right now... Not to get your hopes up.
WhattaMattahYou
okay, imma need a source
wurth
C'mon necritizing fasciitis!
DarthWaiterSE
I'll settle for MRSA.
Vidikron
Say huh? I just told a poster on here that his Christmas wish of a 2025 at the end of his timeline wasn't gonna happen. I'd never be happier to be wrong.
FacelessAce
If "that person" dies on Christmas, it might actually be enough to convince Imgur to take up religion. They'll probably go Norse Paganism or something, but hey, a miracle is a miracle.
CallMeCourierSix
Pretty sure this is AI.
Fuck AI.
GabbyJayYay
Yea fuck you alphonse
FaeVikingPrincess
I don't think it's AI, I think it's photoshopped. It doesn't quiet have that weird shading that would happen if AI tried to do this. Like this looks more like someone took a photo and just used the clone tool and nudge tool to get this effect. But I could also be wrong. I hate AI, I hate this timeline.
theskepticinme
Too low res to tell anything in that regard but the lighting on the buildings suggest a low angled light source
TomBrokaw
The shadows on the hills in the background indicate the sun is to the right of the viewer, and low in the sky. The lighting doesn't make sense to have the sun directly aboe and in front. Not sure how it was created though.
celestedrake
That could be photoshop.
CallMeCourierSix
Could be. Either way, it's not real.