Sep 23, 2021 12:01 AM
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DaisyfromDownunder
That's almost 6 Olympic sized swimming pools and 3 bananas.
beta4gm
Wrong fucking meme
UnriskyBusiness
Only if the crashes occur in a populated area leaving thousands of injured.
ThisAccountExistsForMatureStuff
A country like the US averages about 11k deaths per day, with or without Covid. (Assuming some 78 year average lifespan for 330M people)
microwavey321
“BuT wHaT aBoUt CoMoRbIdiTiEs?” /s
plainoldfool
I got a variety pack of comorbidites. Even more of a reason why I got vaccinated.
ZCadavericci
And most of the plane engineers are saying Don’t get on that plane! It’s going to crash! And they’re like I did my research
VitaminJay
v
benjamminblack
How many laundry machines is that equivalent to?
Mr21782Man
And we grounded the entire 737-max fleet for two crashes until the problem was fixed to nearly eliminate even the risk of a crash.
Targe0
But when I do crash them, I'm a "Terrorist" and a "War Criminal". Double standards. /s
Needtolaughmore
Oh oh oh now do heart disease
allthenamesaregone
Yeah but planes have value and human lives don't! /s
NKato
Yes, @op. And? I say let the antivaxxers die.
If this pisses you off, make a plan to vote. Local. State. Federal. Vote like your life depends on it because clearly it mf’ing does.
RedPandaDeluxe
Thinning out the GOP, nbd.
sirbartonslady
but OP, covid is over. everything is opening up. those people who are dying, who cares about them? /s
ELGUANO
We got a lot of stupid people to throw at it
duhqueenmoki
Is it bad that I'm numb to it? And now everyone dying is unvaccinated so I also have no sympathy...
redtails2649
We’re gonna run out of people to die soon? Maybe? Anybody?
IupvoteAussies
Holy crap I just laughed in real life. Not that air through nose bull but actually haha out loud.
siegfriedwatson
Bloody hell… +1
Calicoastin818
and we somehow mind boggling still have anti vax mouth breathing knuckle dragging morons that are willing to die. I’m ok with that as long
As it’s only them, it’s mind boggling we are having this discussion about vaccines and masks at all …FFS
TheInfiniteUnknown
Good old GQP killing people so they can use the deaths for political gain in the coming elections. Fucking sick bastards.
They're killing their own voting base. Some of the idiots have cottoned on to how that's bad for their election prospects. Too late tho.
Vanamonde
f30ne2
US confusing freedom with anarchy.
donkeystothecastle
Freedumb
Rainbowdaesh
I guess this is the new Hitler, Stalin, Mao.
basicisaac
There’s going to be a lot of school district board meetings missing their QAnon hecklers after the first million+ US Covid deaths…
InsolventTacos
I can't wait!
Silver linings…
And the CDC and FDA are considering backpedaling on their booster shot restrictions.
ZephyrusAsmodeus
kickmyballsrealhard
I visit right wing sites daily and these fuckers are blaming the vaccinated for all the deaths. How disconnected from reality can they be?
ChristopherHallett
Entirely.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
It’s all part of the effort and plan to undermine democracy and our institutions. Naive to call it just a cult.
kiara8942000
Right? This fucking "cult" votes asshole idiots into positions of power. We're seriously fucked right now.
Rahava
It's really hard to break out of a cult. I understand why they are the way they are but because their actions harm others i have 0 empathy.
Olympic grade mental gymnastics in their flying circus
d3jake
The writers know better. They're continually shifting the blame so their readers have more people to be outraged over, instead of thinking/1
About it all.
oldguyexlurker
Very. Like, really a lot disconnected. Unbelievably disconnected. You probably cannot fathom just how bigly disconnected.
Some are now blaming "The Libs" for using reverse psychology to get them to *not* vaccinate. Fucking nuts.
Rhythmaster
This take is the funniest, we've been begging them to take it for months, reverse psychology is something that works on small children, this
Is a life saving vaccine, you'd think "I dont wanna cause they told me to" would be less important than saving lives. Jesus fuckin christ.
SomeSorcerer
Yeah a real self own on that one. Also just admitting that a primary part of their ideology is reactionary opposition to whtvrthe “libs” say
It's just such a stupid viewpoint, but what gets me, is that it's still actually one of the saner pandemic perspectives on the right...
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
They will do everything in their power to avoid doing the right thing like getting vaccinated.
KeithSvenson
and i'll watch them die.... with popcorn.
Just like my parents. YAY for me…
GettingPaidToPoop
As in they're claiming the vaccines are causing the deaths not the virus?
[deleted]
Wow.
Some are claiming it's the vaccinated that are spreading it.
Theres a lot of legit confusion out there being weaponized by grifters. When people see a country with high vax rates, then the news says
40% of people in hospital have the vaccine, it's like... yeah because almost everyone is vaccinated, most cases will be breakthroughs, as
Vaccination rates go up, the percentage of cases caused by breakthrough infections also goes up, because of how numbers work. But the mouth
TweakerTheBarbarian
2 9/11s every three days
FievelsBrotherFourvel
What a terrible analogy, it reminds me of that tragedy
dumbinsults
Lofiyi
flashedjunkmind
And it’s going to go up
Wrenshimmers
When you realize people were more upset at losing the buildings then losing the people. It is so sad and not at all right.
LaserSalsa
*than. Sorry.
drochleprechaun
I think they were more upset that brown folks had the audacity to challenge our imperialism. We kill them, not the other way around.
Tumescentpie
People are replaceable, buildings are not. (Does this need the /s?)
ABillionDucks
Soldiers went to the middle east and showed farmers pictures of the twin towers. Fucking farmers who've never been around something
like that.
SatanDoorbell
I know one person who was not sad at losing the tallest buildings as his became taller
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
Sherpafish
Under appreciated shade right there.
TheMouseOfMadness
More like stupid people can only conceive of it if it happens all at once, slowly over time is something you can just ignore like every...
other societal horror that we just pretend is normal or somehow to be proud of. They just go to work so they can come home and watch tv.
jiynxed
Also, the building collapses were on TV. We shut the covid ill away in hospital care. Easy to pretend it's not real if you see none of it
ATerribleArtist
Just like the 9/11 first responders dying from the shit they inhaled at ground zero. We say "hero" so we don't have to take care of them.
Assholefullofelbows
Don't worry, it all be over soon. Like a miracle, the virus will vanish ?
Trimule
This is all a huge exaggeration. It was just one Chinese guy and they caught him at the airport.
Aussiemt07
The heat of April will kill it.
BlumpkinPie69
We'll be fully open for Easter 2020 and this will be all behind us!
derfisher
At this point its an affliction of the idiots with a pinch of bystanders for flavor.
Iliketocommentinrandom
Phew. Good to know. Then I don't have to get vaccinated!
fbutt09
Well Bill Gates said that by Dec 2022, the will get back to normal. So there’s that.
diamondcardboard
Last year the flu killed 37k people and the china virus has only killed 500 so far, think about that!
WhatTheDormouseSaid
/s?
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
I'm pretty sure they were doing their best Trump 2020 impression. Only need to include that everything would be gone by Easter.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
I'm amazed how well you understand this, probably should have been a science doctor instead of presidWAIT A MINUTE!
ahbrannon1
For the unvaccinated that is very true. Eventually it will get to all of them. Go get vaccinated and help end this pandemic.
Ufo variants might evolve faster and we keep running behind.
?yep…
WilhelmSturmer
I mean, if enough people die, it might
FriskeyWhiskeyManpo
Person, woman, man…camera, tv. From memory. Eat shit, Libs
Donku83
You'll see, as soon as the election is over, COVID will suddenly go away....
PNWmonk
Yes! The 2024 election is what they meant right?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
lindydanny
As my wife put it: Eventually those who want to will be vaxed and those who don't will be dead.
Werewolfoflondon
Can’t come soon enough.
dracomalfloystaint
It should all clear up by Easter
CosplayComet
Any day now. Any..... day.....
btomaioan
2025 ... any day now
just.... like, any MINUTE.... I can FEEL it....
otomesound
Not actually wrong, it'll run out of unvaccinnated dipshits sooner or later
By that point it will most likely mutate past the use of a vaccine.
iluvdis
But thats okay because the rest of us will willingly take the new vaccine that will be made. Because we don't hate science and living. Wait
We don't hate science. There that's better
Flu mutates beyond its vaccine literally every year. Every year the flu vaccine is adjusted to match.
Flu doesn’t kill nearly as many people per year as Covid has so far.
No, it does not, but it does illustrate that vaccines can also be adapted.
Elyodix
Black Death 2 Electric Boogaloo, soon in a country near you! The smart people will survive, be smart.
llortamai
And there will be a new vaccine and the smart people will take it, the dumb ones won't and will die. Rinse and repeat.
Nope? Nope there won't be another vaccine? Nope you won't take it? Nope what?
krizzizle
The mrna vaccines are targeted to the spike protein that is the part that makes covid so damn infective, if it mutates past 1/2
Then it won't be a common problem anymore anyways
pohohthepanda
Theres concern that mu is already on that track
Horrible. It sucks when you have done everything right and the world is still fucked because of some assholes
Its not hard to imagine. I mean, most americans prefer to eat mcdonalds instead of veggies because it wont affect them now
PartTimeHobbit
That’s pretty much how I feel about climate change too, but this one looks like it’s happening a bit faster.
cyclopsesnobody
Americans will use ANYTHING to avoid using metric /s
Dechelonidaemobilis
Or brain, in some cases.
raphael11863000
There's always someone who has to bitch we don't use metric. Europeans will never miss an opportunity to bitch
toobilltochill
Missed it
Dude I'm American
Cool. Still a whiny bitch though
Anything you need to talk about? You seem pretty angry.
AnythingMuchShorter
Ok 2 killodeath per day. Which is one Megadeth per 500 days.
ZachariasWolfe
So far we're at what, about 0.6 megadeaths?
The average American is 177.9lbs which is 80.694kilos so 140 people is 11,297kilos*14.2 is 160,419kilos. Approximately
blankunderscore
The average one of us is 178lbs?! Ya’ll need weight watchers
ahernandez
To help visualize how much weight that is, it is approximately the human weight capacity on 14.3 planes
Batkhaan
178lbs sounds really low for thr good ol US
Hey! I'm 175! Are you calling me fat??.
PocketCleric
Well...youre below average
In way more ways than 1
Pretty sure I didn’t say that was fat or skinny…. Fatty
I’m just kidding lol
eldrewo
DaisyfromDownunder
That's almost 6 Olympic sized swimming pools and 3 bananas.
beta4gm
Wrong fucking meme
UnriskyBusiness
Only if the crashes occur in a populated area leaving thousands of injured.
ThisAccountExistsForMatureStuff
A country like the US averages about 11k deaths per day, with or without Covid. (Assuming some 78 year average lifespan for 330M people)
microwavey321
“BuT wHaT aBoUt CoMoRbIdiTiEs?” /s
plainoldfool
I got a variety pack of comorbidites. Even more of a reason why I got vaccinated.
ZCadavericci
And most of the plane engineers are saying Don’t get on that plane! It’s going to crash! And they’re like I did my research
VitaminJay
benjamminblack
How many laundry machines is that equivalent to?
Mr21782Man
And we grounded the entire 737-max fleet for two crashes until the problem was fixed to nearly eliminate even the risk of a crash.
Targe0
But when I do crash them, I'm a "Terrorist" and a "War Criminal". Double standards. /s
Needtolaughmore
Oh oh oh now do heart disease
allthenamesaregone
Yeah but planes have value and human lives don't! /s
NKato
Yes, @op. And? I say let the antivaxxers die.
microwavey321
If this pisses you off, make a plan to vote. Local. State. Federal. Vote like your life depends on it because clearly it mf’ing does.
RedPandaDeluxe
Thinning out the GOP, nbd.
sirbartonslady
but OP, covid is over. everything is opening up. those people who are dying, who cares about them? /s
ELGUANO
We got a lot of stupid people to throw at it
duhqueenmoki
Is it bad that I'm numb to it? And now everyone dying is unvaccinated so I also have no sympathy...
redtails2649
We’re gonna run out of people to die soon? Maybe? Anybody?
IupvoteAussies
landofentrapment
Holy crap I just laughed in real life. Not that air through nose bull but actually haha out loud.
siegfriedwatson
Bloody hell… +1
Calicoastin818
and we somehow mind boggling still have anti vax mouth breathing knuckle dragging morons that are willing to die. I’m ok with that as long
Calicoastin818
As it’s only them, it’s mind boggling we are having this discussion about vaccines and masks at all …FFS
TheInfiniteUnknown
Good old GQP killing people so they can use the deaths for political gain in the coming elections. Fucking sick bastards.
NKato
They're killing their own voting base. Some of the idiots have cottoned on to how that's bad for their election prospects. Too late tho.
Vanamonde
f30ne2
US confusing freedom with anarchy.
donkeystothecastle
Freedumb
donkeystothecastle
Freedumb
Rainbowdaesh
Targe0
I guess this is the new Hitler, Stalin, Mao.
basicisaac
There’s going to be a lot of school district board meetings missing their QAnon hecklers after the first million+ US Covid deaths…
InsolventTacos
I can't wait!
landofentrapment
Silver linings…
NKato
And the CDC and FDA are considering backpedaling on their booster shot restrictions.
ZephyrusAsmodeus
kickmyballsrealhard
I visit right wing sites daily and these fuckers are blaming the vaccinated for all the deaths. How disconnected from reality can they be?
ChristopherHallett
Entirely.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
It’s all part of the effort and plan to undermine democracy and our institutions. Naive to call it just a cult.
kiara8942000
Right? This fucking "cult" votes asshole idiots into positions of power. We're seriously fucked right now.
Rahava
It's really hard to break out of a cult. I understand why they are the way they are but because their actions harm others i have 0 empathy.
Calicoastin818
Olympic grade mental gymnastics in their flying circus
d3jake
The writers know better. They're continually shifting the blame so their readers have more people to be outraged over, instead of thinking/1
d3jake
About it all.
oldguyexlurker
Very. Like, really a lot disconnected. Unbelievably disconnected. You probably cannot fathom just how bigly disconnected.
plainoldfool
Some are now blaming "The Libs" for using reverse psychology to get them to *not* vaccinate. Fucking nuts.
Rhythmaster
This take is the funniest, we've been begging them to take it for months, reverse psychology is something that works on small children, this
Rhythmaster
Is a life saving vaccine, you'd think "I dont wanna cause they told me to" would be less important than saving lives. Jesus fuckin christ.
SomeSorcerer
Yeah a real self own on that one. Also just admitting that a primary part of their ideology is reactionary opposition to whtvrthe “libs” say
Rhythmaster
It's just such a stupid viewpoint, but what gets me, is that it's still actually one of the saner pandemic perspectives on the right...
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
They will do everything in their power to avoid doing the right thing like getting vaccinated.
KeithSvenson
and i'll watch them die.... with popcorn.
kickmyballsrealhard
Just like my parents. YAY for me…
GettingPaidToPoop
As in they're claiming the vaccines are causing the deaths not the virus?
[deleted]
[deleted]
GettingPaidToPoop
Wow.
plainoldfool
Some are claiming it's the vaccinated that are spreading it.
Rhythmaster
Theres a lot of legit confusion out there being weaponized by grifters. When people see a country with high vax rates, then the news says
Rhythmaster
40% of people in hospital have the vaccine, it's like... yeah because almost everyone is vaccinated, most cases will be breakthroughs, as
Rhythmaster
Vaccination rates go up, the percentage of cases caused by breakthrough infections also goes up, because of how numbers work. But the mouth
TweakerTheBarbarian
2 9/11s every three days
FievelsBrotherFourvel
What a terrible analogy, it reminds me of that tragedy
dumbinsults
Lofiyi
flashedjunkmind
And it’s going to go up
Wrenshimmers
When you realize people were more upset at losing the buildings then losing the people. It is so sad and not at all right.
LaserSalsa
*than. Sorry.
drochleprechaun
I think they were more upset that brown folks had the audacity to challenge our imperialism. We kill them, not the other way around.
Tumescentpie
People are replaceable, buildings are not. (Does this need the /s?)
ABillionDucks
Soldiers went to the middle east and showed farmers pictures of the twin towers. Fucking farmers who've never been around something
ABillionDucks
like that.
SatanDoorbell
I know one person who was not sad at losing the tallest buildings as his became taller
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
Sherpafish
Under appreciated shade right there.
TheMouseOfMadness
More like stupid people can only conceive of it if it happens all at once, slowly over time is something you can just ignore like every...
TheMouseOfMadness
other societal horror that we just pretend is normal or somehow to be proud of. They just go to work so they can come home and watch tv.
jiynxed
Also, the building collapses were on TV. We shut the covid ill away in hospital care. Easy to pretend it's not real if you see none of it
ATerribleArtist
Just like the 9/11 first responders dying from the shit they inhaled at ground zero. We say "hero" so we don't have to take care of them.
Assholefullofelbows
Don't worry, it all be over soon. Like a miracle, the virus will vanish ?
Trimule
This is all a huge exaggeration. It was just one Chinese guy and they caught him at the airport.
Aussiemt07
The heat of April will kill it.
BlumpkinPie69
We'll be fully open for Easter 2020 and this will be all behind us!
derfisher
At this point its an affliction of the idiots with a pinch of bystanders for flavor.
Iliketocommentinrandom
Phew. Good to know. Then I don't have to get vaccinated!
fbutt09
Well Bill Gates said that by Dec 2022, the will get back to normal. So there’s that.
diamondcardboard
Last year the flu killed 37k people and the china virus has only killed 500 so far, think about that!
WhatTheDormouseSaid
/s?
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
I'm pretty sure they were doing their best Trump 2020 impression. Only need to include that everything would be gone by Easter.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
I'm amazed how well you understand this, probably should have been a science doctor instead of presidWAIT A MINUTE!
ahbrannon1
For the unvaccinated that is very true. Eventually it will get to all of them. Go get vaccinated and help end this pandemic.
f30ne2
Ufo variants might evolve faster and we keep running behind.
siegfriedwatson
?yep…
WilhelmSturmer
I mean, if enough people die, it might
FriskeyWhiskeyManpo
Person, woman, man…camera, tv. From memory. Eat shit, Libs
Donku83
plainoldfool
You'll see, as soon as the election is over, COVID will suddenly go away....
PNWmonk
Yes! The 2024 election is what they meant right?
landofentrapment
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
lindydanny
As my wife put it: Eventually those who want to will be vaxed and those who don't will be dead.
Werewolfoflondon
Can’t come soon enough.
dracomalfloystaint
It should all clear up by Easter
CosplayComet
Any day now. Any..... day.....
btomaioan
2025 ... any day now
CosplayComet
just.... like, any MINUTE.... I can FEEL it....
otomesound
Not actually wrong, it'll run out of unvaccinnated dipshits sooner or later
PNWmonk
By that point it will most likely mutate past the use of a vaccine.
iluvdis
But thats okay because the rest of us will willingly take the new vaccine that will be made. Because we don't hate science and living. Wait
iluvdis
We don't hate science. There that's better
otomesound
Flu mutates beyond its vaccine literally every year. Every year the flu vaccine is adjusted to match.
PNWmonk
Flu doesn’t kill nearly as many people per year as Covid has so far.
otomesound
No, it does not, but it does illustrate that vaccines can also be adapted.
Elyodix
Black Death 2 Electric Boogaloo, soon in a country near you! The smart people will survive, be smart.
llortamai
And there will be a new vaccine and the smart people will take it, the dumb ones won't and will die. Rinse and repeat.
[deleted]
[deleted]
llortamai
Nope? Nope there won't be another vaccine? Nope you won't take it? Nope what?
krizzizle
The mrna vaccines are targeted to the spike protein that is the part that makes covid so damn infective, if it mutates past 1/2
krizzizle
Then it won't be a common problem anymore anyways
pohohthepanda
Theres concern that mu is already on that track
PNWmonk
Horrible. It sucks when you have done everything right and the world is still fucked because of some assholes
pohohthepanda
Its not hard to imagine. I mean, most americans prefer to eat mcdonalds instead of veggies because it wont affect them now
PartTimeHobbit
That’s pretty much how I feel about climate change too, but this one looks like it’s happening a bit faster.
cyclopsesnobody
Americans will use ANYTHING to avoid using metric /s
Dechelonidaemobilis
Or brain, in some cases.
raphael11863000
There's always someone who has to bitch we don't use metric. Europeans will never miss an opportunity to bitch
toobilltochill
Missed it
cyclopsesnobody
Dude I'm American
raphael11863000
Cool. Still a whiny bitch though
cyclopsesnobody
Anything you need to talk about? You seem pretty angry.
AnythingMuchShorter
Ok 2 killodeath per day. Which is one Megadeth per 500 days.
ZachariasWolfe
So far we're at what, about 0.6 megadeaths?
cyclopsesnobody
landofentrapment
The average American is 177.9lbs which is 80.694kilos so 140 people is 11,297kilos*14.2 is 160,419kilos. Approximately
blankunderscore
The average one of us is 178lbs?! Ya’ll need weight watchers
ahernandez
To help visualize how much weight that is, it is approximately the human weight capacity on 14.3 planes
Batkhaan
178lbs sounds really low for thr good ol US
cyclopsesnobody
Hey! I'm 175! Are you calling me fat??.
PocketCleric
Well...youre below average
cyclopsesnobody
In way more ways than 1
landofentrapment
Pretty sure I didn’t say that was fat or skinny…. Fatty
cyclopsesnobody
landofentrapment
I’m just kidding lol
eldrewo