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Jun 24, 2017 12:28 AM
tirisal2
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fartharder
Bravo.
boneseyp848888
Ur father wants to think of you as he has his way with me sweat heart..
AssapoopshitsMassachusetts
Wax it don't shave it! Much less itch when it grows in and no it doesn't hurt
SpaceballsOne
Got to bed with shaven crack, wake up with smelly fingers
yuraf
Hey, I regularly do that to wipe easier. Nothing to be ashamed of.
jbilly90
Dude wax
MexicaninQatar
How do you shave your asshole?
UsernameRequired
I see pegging in your future
ScaryBarryO
Shame when she breaks up with you because she's not into bi guys...
kaamila
For rimjobs. They feel great.
thesameasyours2
wait till she introduces you to her gay brother
Highwired
Well, that would be an interesting threesome...coming up on motherless.com!
bastardaxe
Like trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet.
Dirtheavy
If you subcribe to the idea that hair can hold scent, then all your ass hair does is hold poopy odor.
YouWillJustDownVoteMeAnyway
F that. stubble rash.
TheRealEngali
Magic Shave, bro. it'll change your fucking life.
cheezmuncha
Aaaaand... wait for that ingrown hair that turns into an abscess.
LaforgeMRA
As a fat hairy guy, it's like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet
LifeWithoutMadnessIsMundane
Yessss
GoblinBankOfWobbleColumns
Rafi-bomb!
OGArcher
**dried peanut butter out of shag carpet.
DickDastardly404
you need to eat better my dude. I'm fat and hairy and my shits glide out like a nubile bride from her wedding gown
chrish1005
Not a good move bro. On multiple fronts...
mrmash
So, you single, again?
zegerman5682
needabetterusername89
You should've gone with the wipe thing, girls can appreciate good hygiene....dick breath is harder to get away with
pennilaymay
Do guys really have THAT much hair that shaving will make a difference?! :O
Truesoldier00
I shave it because I hate hair. That's really the only reason
kcufuck
Why was she looking at your butthole anyway?
Wolfmanwolf
Cherrystuff
probably because the couple isn't freaked out by their sexuality? Straight man here. Prostate pls.
SpikeCanKickLestatsAss
Straight girl here. I want to peg a guy so bad.
Cherrystuff
Hellllooooo
SpikeCanKickLestatsAss
;)
thom2340
Of things that didn't happen, this is up there with things that didn't happen the most.
ajpimpsalll
Waaat. Totally believable. When someone asks me why i wash my hands before i eat, i don't admit that i don't want germs, i just give the far
ajpimpsalll
less embarrassing answer of "Just in case i want to finger a guy's butthole and jerk him off i want clean hands"
stalinomatic
A real litmus test for the kinda girl you want to date is whether she's pro-bi or pro-efficient-farts-and-wipes.
Pangs
Why not both?
Evergrey
Came here to say this.
Lotteryman
I got the results of my girl when she told me why she goes on the balcony (while smoke) or toilet to fart. Those farts man, hell on earth.
Lotteryman
I couldn't do it better.
YesButAlsoYes
I got married a month ago and since then dating standards have apparently changed drastically
BroadMetal
And then there's the unicorn kinda girl - she's pro-bi and pro-super farts-clean booty
stalinomatic
That's marriage material right there.
SirDistic
Nigga you gotta try those sanitary wipes they sell. It's like being rimmed by an angel. It's magical to wipe your ass with cool wetness.
norrinraddsboard
Looking for an Angel for rimming, you know, so I can compare other things to it.
drcurlyfat
I've used baby-wipes out of necessity. It is an unsettling feeling and I do not like it.
Pangs
My plumber loves those as well.
secretoaster
Wet wipes are just about better than most things in life.
DaddySlapper
This nigga gets it
SirDistic
Bruh my homie turned me on to them. I was like Miss me with that gay shit. Til I tried it.
Yepitsausername
Just don't flush them! I don't care if the package says you can, they're not good for pluming
Yepitsausername
*plumbing
iDigDinos
You just keep one of those little trash cans near the toilet so you can throw the shit wipe in. Your lady friends will also love a trash can
iDigDinos
in the bathroom.. no having to hide used sanitary products or do a walk of shame to another garbage can..
frood42
No way that one's going to backfire on you...
HitlersArtCritic
Watch her ask about pegging.
LawFiveGuy
backfire
Clayman8
smokecigars
Not sure how you even go about shaving said area.
moffit
carefully
ProgeriaProstitutes
I do it with a trimmer, a small mirror and something on the floor to catch the hair.
pbiersac
Probably with a razor.
PopkinSandwich
thumb over the butthole, cover the soft tissue, map it out with feel then choke up on the razor
OnlyInDreams
I use an electric shaver, not a razor. Anyone who uses a razor is an amatuer.
Truesoldier00
I use one all the time. You get a feel for where you are, have had 0 issues so far. And a smooth butt area!
TroelsyTwo
You can just use hair removal cream a few minutes before you head in the shower.
Pyrolillycherry
Dude please tell me which one! Hubby and I are both interested, and Nair has mixed reviews.
jbilly90
Do not use nair it will burn like hot sauce in ur doot hole. Go to a waxer they will leave you clean And smooth
TedTheMan
Nah, don't worry. It won't hurt at all ;)
jbilly90
They out numbing cream on there
TroelsyTwo
Remove the cream before it starts to burn. Sigh.
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
I know Im talking about the wrong end, but I dont think theres removal cream safe for pelvis/round genitals is there?
jbilly90
Not that i know of. I would be worried it would burn or cause a reaction in such a sensitive area
TroelsyTwo
You remove it before it starts to burn... As in wash it off properly in the shower.