Michael Jackson patent

Nov 19, 2016 1:08 PM

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A system for allowing a shoe wearer to lean forwardly beyond his center of gravity by virtue of wearing a specially designed pair of shoes which will engage with a hitch member movably projectable through a stage surface. The shoes have a specially designed heel slot which can be detachably engaged with the hitch member by simply sliding the shoe wearer's foot forward, thereby engaging with the hitch member.

http://www.google.com.br/patents/US5255452

Sicc

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP Hitch's member.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This rocked my world :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many numbers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this for real?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They tilted the Dance floor while MJ and Dancers stays in the exact same spot! It was very expensive... some think they should've moved MJ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eeeeeh...heeeee *grabs crotch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid I thought they just tilted the entire set like this but in a less drastic way https://youtu.be/i0g3g6AvLtM

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously I didn't know that it was performed live too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haters will say he's a smooth criminal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it hurt?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they come in kids?

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Oh you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The setup!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah the old ball in socket trick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The description seems a little lean

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me: WTF how is this going to help MJ to moon-walk oh wait TY gif for 'splaining

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The words in your description are gibberish to me, but this is pretty cool so have an upvote +1

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

They're also gibberish because grammar matters

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Theres a peg that comes up through the stage that goes into a slot in the shoe so that they can lean forward further."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's because it's extremely precise, and in everyday usage we're not as precise so it's confusing until you get used to it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's lawyer talk. Patents are full of such gibberish.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I tried to read a EULA last night. Lawyer speak is like zombified English; the body still functions but the life is gone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You still need to be fit as fuck to pull yourself up like that though...

9 years ago | Likes 433 Dislikes 5

Yeah, there's a risk of tearing your achilles tendon with this move, depending on how far down you go.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm holdmybeer fit!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm a holder of beer in my belly fit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, not as fuck but you can't be a fatty thou

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 17

This was very hard to read.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yes, it gives you time time think

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

oh no doubt. say goodbye to your achilles tendon otherwise.

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

How many pain units would that be?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

tree fitty

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

At least four

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

At minimum; it could go all the way up to eleventy..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

30

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100 Push-Ups 100 Sit-Ups 100 Squats 10KM Running EVERY SINGLE DAY

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

WAAAHHHNNN PAANCHHHH

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 24, 2018 1:16 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That would be amazing!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for WAAAHHHNNN and not ONNNNE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This still need hell lot of practice. I know a kid who learn to dance at same place my kid goes broke his ankle last year.

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