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Feb 14, 2018 9:53 PM
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PraiseTitties
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Nails nails nails.
Bigmeatycurtians
The ironing is delicious
outcast751
Nails looks to 9"
mythologization
I mean, from an artistic perspective, that could also speak to how pleasure is painful, and how painful things can be bearable/ endured.
draconus77
All up in you
cosmicapotheosis
CDsnutz
Thorns...all up in you
Fiercefite84
More of a diagonal line between pleasure and pain.
professionalbear
You’re right! *belly flops on to bed of nails*
JohnSnot
Are those nine inch nails? Those things hurt!
objectmaker
So much irony it might rust
redtruck
I kinda saw a huge pepperoni slice , first...
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Must be a Cenobite's bed
seraku
I'm pretty sure the irony comes from the nailies
NeerjaTripathi
Also the nails are pretty irony
zenmus
that'smyfetish
celestedrake
And allergies on either side!
intashu
The IRONy here is a good bed post?
RichHammond
Actually those bedposts look pretty poor quality
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
look at this guy, he’s a damn bed expert. furniture or mattress salesman like “this is our deluxe model, financing with no money down.”
geiokami
Also those are some blunt ass needles...
Bumbleflarts
L00seG00se
You done it once and you'll do it again...
loser9999
With a good pair of jeans I will sit on either
foxfire1112
he says that like it still wouldn't hurt
princeaizen
I wanna lay you down on a bed of roses, for tonight I sleep on a bed of naaaails
tipitiwitchet
Is that a Pierce the Veil lyric?
NateNuss
Bon jovi
kittensmakemesquee
That's what I thought this post was about.
redflagger10
cellpunk
Let's do ... acid?...
FlashThunder1944
I like pleasure spiked with pain.
Jeutnarg
Pain and pleasure are two sides of the same coin. I mean, most people prefer heads, but who doesn't like head?
MarioPoppins
I too enjoy taco bell
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
Sounds like a great cocktail name
CookieAddiction
Have you tried echidnas
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
nah, doc says no more mexican till i get the cholesterol under control.
kanemano
And music is my aeroplane
ElecTech
It's my aeroplane.
StJiub
Songbird sweet or sour Jane
hammersquirrel
Whelp, I might as well admit I always heard it as 'somber' not songbird
jamiedBreaker
You're not alone, Mr. squirrel.
interactor
And music is my aeroplane
trogdorthburninator
Its my aeroplane
tolsieVillain
Not today hun. My necromancer pants are at the cleaners.
hassanshihabkarim19350
Can someone explain this ... for my friend?
NotACanadian
Did you remember to take the coin out?
OtterlyMagnificent
Make sure they clean the inside AND the outside of them.
notsostealthychicken
GiantDad420
We have this thread every fucking day, Cap.
AfroooNinja
EcstaticBagel
LyraTheLycan
Punny fucker
BOOMelephantnutsBADDUMBUM
Fukkin saved. We have a saying in my marching band we say before game day, “don’t forget to shave your cape and iron your face!”
sppwalker
Like a BOSSSS
AlsoSarah
@ParticularDay Look it's Jack Spuhdicey!
iwantkittydaycare
The ironing is delicious
Odmanra
Always upvote: Jacksepticeye!
KiwiGameDev
You probably don’t have to upvote much around here then. First time I’ve seen him here
Vergenbuurg
MissDashLisa
I don't know why but this makes me uncomfortable
ThatMarshalFangirl
*Whap* "TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA, LADDIES!"
LapisSea
THAT'S ANTI DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
starflake
I only found him the other week while looking for subnautica videos. Have been binge watching him since. <3
CharityQuill
he's got vocal chords of steel to be able to do that intro for every video, and the outro even more so
steviedrawsdinos
AND I'LL SEE YOU... IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOO
bulabula7
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InappropriateGifGuy
Suck my septic eye
bulabula7
UsErNaMeIsAlReAdYiNuSeSoGoAwAy
Krantaz
Hey man, let people enjoy what they like. Jack isn't all that bad. I don't watch his vids but alot of people enjoy him. So let it be
MrGrundy
Like john cena. Don't have to be a fan of wrestling to recognize he's an all around great guy.
Huggitt17
Shouldn't that iron be on his knee?
SederHishtalshelus
.... He's the one.
FreakLikeFerguson
cringychoirkid
I WILL END YOU.
notalurker777
I was thinking more of a bronze knee. Or maybrle just a bronze kneecap
BobotheButtClown
https://sites.psu.edu/chatangki/files/2016/10/bronze-kneecap-1c5stp0.jpg
xanedsiarcin
Crimson chin won't stand for that
Gamemaster64
Also Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder.
TheIncredibleBulge
Do you have to be lowered on to the nails as surely the weight distribution only helps once you're lying down? If so how'd you get back up?
deepfriedsoylentgreen
You don't... you accept your fate
mrread55
Body slam with limbs spread out for maximum results
5TRETCH
Roll.
TheLetterKay
You can sit and then recline. Just don't go jumping. We have one at the local science center
ArcanistMMXIV
I have laid on a bed of nails, you can just sit down gently then lay down. The mails are the pleasure side
Blackrain39
Depends on how sharp the nails are. There's a point where weight distribution wouldn't help, we just don't go there.
TheIncredibleBulge
Haha thank you :)
nerdyvet
well one would probably go there, but not arrive there. They'd arrive at some distance just beyond XD
Nize426
That really depends on how densely packed the nails are. At the distance in the pic yeah, would not be good.
Wrathrunner
that would be horrendous if it was on tv, and they were just blunt enough for the skin to hold for a few seconds
DonteHaversham
Kinda like the chick in Saw 2 who was in the pit of used needles?
ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
Agreed. density it's all density
jrblast
I think you mean pressure?
Xandraelle
No, it's all about the weight distribution. The sharper nails have a finer point, which is less surface area, which is less distribution
Blackrain39
Apologies, I've phrased it strangely. I meant distribution of weight across the number of nails, rather than the fixed proportion.
lambergini
You can lay down and get up fine.
TheIncredibleBulge
Ta very much :) I half assumed as much but my brain wouldn't stop thinking about it!
LiveEnDie
Not if you plop into bed like I do.
TacticalGrape
Please don't
Bioman998
HighImpactSexualViolence
https://media1.tenor.com/images/6c25bc049043afb1d5e7f8a84d54f4d2/tenor.gif?itemid=5389958
talonair
Sauce?
Bioman998
I just love your username