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Sep 7, 2016 3:08 PM
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ticktockbent
Fortunately spirits aren't real, so no worries!
BlackassMan
In 1979 my parents asked if they would have more children. It replied they would have a son in 1981. SO, I'm a real life demon child
cocodonut
When I was a young man we made one out of a pizza box. It was fun we had spooky times, pizza and beer. Highly recommended.
pinotgrigio
When I was in the 8th grade (late 90's) I did my 4-H demonstration project on how to use a Ouija board. Different times.
Davoneous
My friend lives in a haunted house. I've never seen a ghost myself, but I did hear little feet running down the hall once. We were alone.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Those rats are big as shit.
MatildeF
And that's the story of why my parents still won't let me have lighters/matches on me. (I still live at home, so I respect their rules.)5/5
underwaterairplanes
Just don't do it. If you want to be scared, start with the housing market
tantricpooper
Booming where I'm from.
MatildeF
marks on the floor, but it looked like it had burnt out a long time ago. The book was gone. (I'm fairly certain my sister stole it.) 4/?
darkprincess0212
I used one I made out of a glass cutting board, scrabble pieces and a shot glass. I talked to something and they gave me their age, name, 1
darkprincess0212
And when and where they died. I went to the library and looked it up on microfiche. I found it. Never touched the board again.
MatildeF
words from my book. Then I lit the circle on fire as it said in the book, and then I woke up in the room a long time after, seeing burnt 3/?
IhatemyJobKidnapme
We did this as kids (30 now) seriously real shit happened. And with "light as a feather, stiff as a board"
Fluffybadger
Never. NEVER do shrooms and use a ouija board. Shits messed up.
Ivyhopper
Wow I can imagine. I worked at a Halloween store and did them and was sort of post hazed the next day at work. Though that was honestly fun.
thornlord
... I wanna do it now. *looks in mirror, sees white person* Ooooohhhhh.
OkamiMartian
When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.
CoolClocksClan
And he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken
VilayAndTheVelociraptor
The beaten and the damned?
upvotehypnotoad
the beaten and the damned?
Apelove
I tried to summon a demon once. It was like something the disordered he probably will just appear in like twenty years or something.
DaedaIus
I've heard worse reasons to carry a shotgun full of incendiary shells at all times.
Glaceogen
I was gonna summon a ghost but then I remembered none of that shit exists
n0sce
Prove it ;)
Glaceogen
I can't prove that they don't exist, same as you can't prove that they do
CoolClocksClan
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
OP, you got me in a tough spot. Mine's too damn long. You want me to message you?
CoolClocksClan
Do ittttt
brumbievan
I could not stop laughing at this scene when I saw it. I had literal tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
MatildeF
finding the right ingredients, and I drew up the circle and everything with a mixture of chemicals in powder form, and started saying the2/?
armeggedonCounselor
I don't believe in ghosts, demons, or magic. I walk with no fear.
DaedaIus
Says man stabbed by completely un-supernatural serial killer on Halloween.
SonicBoomYourFamily
It's cool. They don't believe in you, either.
MatildeF
When I was 9 I had read a book about summoning demons to do your biding and how to summon them. I got real fancy and spent weeks 1/?
buttpunch13
Ah yes the super magical cardboard, mass produced by a huge toy conglomerate that can summon make believe spirits from other dimensions.
Theman098
my mother has a story handed down from a relative in WWII, apparently they were in a bunker and one of them had the bright idea to do a 1
Theman098
tarot reading, apparently it foretold "Gruesome death" shortly before a shell broke through the bunker roof and killed most of the occupants
Lickmyspoon
GFs cousin died recently. We are considering it. Bad idea?
sheshazelnuts
Lovebugaltercation
Upvote for sam and dean
InFin0819
I think it is funny how people think a hasbro toy will let them talk with the dead
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
Yeah they don't even include a goat to sacrifice, or blood of the innocent, or the ceremonial dagger. What the hell do they expect us to do.
DaedaIus
Well Hasbro had to make something for dead children, or get slammed with a discrimination lawsuit.
Jawesomesauce
Well in theory you could just fashion your own board, it doesn't need to be Ouija :P
bioshockisagoodgame
I made one for fun and it worked. Did little tests to figure out if anyone was moving it, no one was and whatever moved the board piece ....
Jawesomesauce
Lol not sure why you got downvoted!
bioshockisagoodgame
..could control the candle flames.. I was too sceptical but it happened. Can't explain it
ElizabethWomack
It's actually a scientifically explained phenomena. Google that shit.
badgerbadgersquared
Here's a link to all the hard evidence of the supernatural:
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
That's a really fuckin' spooky ghost link you got there.
SatansLover
oh fuck off
MonsantoOfficial
Username checks out
OrcSkinSuit
Don't let the big bad badger ruffle your petals.
SatansLover
ironhandtiger
So I was working on this farm during the summer. During my 2mo stay, one of my fellow workers found a dusty old ouija board in the barn(1/?)
ironhandtiger
Now this think was old AF. Super dusty, very worn, clearly been around, but unfortunately we couldn't find a year. The thing about farm(2/?)
ironhandtiger
Work, however, (this was a small organic farm that got many volunteers) is that it tends to attract the spiritual/superstitious types (3/?)
ironhandtiger
So there were people there who were absolutely livid about the fact some o us were (Jokingly) talking about getting super serious (4/?)
ironhandtiger
With using it. Candles, chanting, full moon, etc. The best part, however, was one day when everyone left the room we kept it in and I (5/?)
ironhandtiger
Hid it in the exposed rafters so it would be visible but not obvious. This, along with someone else moving it over the next few days (6/?)
dreamerschemer
Felt a flat palm against my back. Turned, no one there. Turned back with tears streaming down my face. Friends+I were freaked the fuck out.
stonerlibtard
Psst. A hasbro board game doesn't let you communicate with dead people. Someone/your mind was fucking with you
izzyisbusy
Shhh. I'm a Jew and this shit is how we control the masses. Shalom
dreamerschemer
Just sharing my story. We didn't have an explanation, I just know what my personal experience was.
KvatchGuard
As someone who doesn't watch horror movies or whatever, yes. This.
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theonetruelurker
Nice gibberish and a mention of cthulu our ture lord and savior
furieh
Not gibberish. Actually a quote from Lovecraft's "The Call of Cthulhu" ...
theonetruelurker
I mean that doesnt change the fact that its actually gibberish
DaedaIus
Nah, it's a special script only Cthulhu's chosen can read. The guys who did it also make clothing for Emperors.
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
Here is some real evil. There never was a recorded case of razors in apples, but sugars marketing did it to sell more candy.
Tyr13
KInd of backfired then... Ive heard of mars bars and stuff with razorblades in them. Was in the news here ages back, iirc.
aleister94
There actually was two but there both people putting them in their own children's candy, also it was same guy both times
astromoondoggie
Halloween was the best part of being an x-ray tech. "Sorry kid, that full-size Snickers was full of needles."
IAmTheBadW01f
I would never do that sort of thing! I would, however, hide a caramel covered onion among apples, or chocolate habanero among strawberries
IDownvoteEveryIDownvoteEverySelfie
If someone eats and swallows an entire habanero, it could literally kill him/her.
m053486
If someone dies from eating a hot pepper, they deserve to be out of the gene pool
Kavrae
In a word, "no"
TripleKitten
So why am I not dead?
IDownvoteEveryIDownvoteEverySelfie
I didn't say it would. I said it could.
CaffeineManic
Then don't use the word "literally".