NamesAreLame
235118
5925
138
#funny #memes
JifLover
I'm going to throw some cold water on this and say there's no way anyone would keep Shane on long enough for all this to happen.
Gluseph
Shane sounds fun
jsnforce
Shane sounds like the kind of guy who'd write these on the whiteboard himself to be funny.
IsThisHowYouMakeUserNamesImNewHere
Shane stop writing these messaged to yourself on the whiteboard - Shane.
Thehoffmiester
Dam Carl has competition
DeKa69
shane the hero, the legend, the man
NotaCPA
Shane, How are you not fired!
sushidave
Shane, Shane Shane...
TheMapleKindYeah
Classic Shane
Yahellno
Sounds like Shane has a great sense of humor.
PeccableTiming
https://media.giphy.com/media/3hpzUQUYFoqCk/200.gif
NorthernBud
Why are the notes for Shane written perfectly and in different handwriting than the other notes?
princeaizen
Dammit Shane this is why Lori doesn't fucking love you
poorwhitetrash
Of all the things that didnt happen, this didnt happen the most.
theyar
No one ever signs "-Management."
zapsdiputs
I feel like I could definitely be friends with Shane
Therabera
I too, can write comments on a white board and post them on imgur
ablink
Well I can't, so congrats to you, over-accomplisher!
MyBallsAreAsSmoothAsEggs
Classic Shane
wuzzyvear
Get mean faces tattooed on em, and grow em beards.
YupItsARepost
Yup, it's a repost
Ocelot187
Was looking for this
YupItsARepost
Lots43
www.reddit.com/r/shaneisms
Rogahar
That knives thing is legit tho. Friend of my mum lost the use of her right hand after reaching into a sink of soapy water at work and >
Kulgur
/2 getting it bitten off by a shark
Rogahar
> cutting herself badly on a hidden knife.
TienDow
....That sucks.
Crawmak
The only real way to get fired from Walmart is bad at attendance or violence, so this is completely believable.
bigbosstussball
No. My friend worked as an overnight stocker and accidentally broke a display of religious candles, around $1000 worth of product. Fired.
Crawmak
Maybe it's just mine then, because I've only seen people fired for either skipping work, or multiple recurring violations
Mikeiller
so... nudity is okay?
Crawmak
You could probably get away with it at least once.
sup3rgh0st
yes. Encouraged actually.
Felman
There's plenty of other ways to get fired. They don't need you.
Lumpy4Toucan
shane may not exist in reality, but in our hearts.
NyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNya
Having worked a slew of shit jobs in my life, I can vouch for Shane's existence. Shane is the reason you go to work in the morning.
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
Could you say that there is a little Shane in all of us..?
NyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNya
Hopefully, there is.
RealApu
What's the deal with using ":" for "i"?
WillemHellfire
It's still an "i" if you look closely.
viila
It's just a vertically challenged i.
Corrosion
; don't know what you mean
Popspoppingit
: think you used the wrong character.
jrfloriduh
When your boss hire his useless son to join the staff...
Crawmak
Hey, who said he's useless? Maybe he's a very hard worker and just has a fuckin wicked sense of humor.
CaptainBack
Tbqh, judging by all of the shit he gets up to, if he wasn't doing his job he'd have been fired
easyBEE
This guy sounds "inshane"
pareidoliaperson
*Shaves head and rubs bald head and walks around like he's playing "where'd I go?" with the cameraman while talking shit to Rick*
Boogley88
Definitely inshane in the memshane.
theuberkevlar
No that's what he calls his lunch after he eats it.
wandergeist
OfficerCrabtree
Ah, Mishter Connery - I've been exshpecting you...
wandergeist
sawdustskinandfire
Shane uses the Ron Swanson approach. Get hired and throw wrenches in the machine from the inside. Never stop you beautiful bastard.
Midgarmerc
Ron Swanson would never hurt the productivity of a capitalist business
Gluseph
Throwing wrenches around when you're inside a machine sounds like a sure way to get hit with a wrench
NotaCop12345
Wal-Mart is a really big machine.
TheWizardofGauze
Luckily you'll be great at dodgeball in no time
Gluseph
That's a ghandi quote I'm pretty sure
Monka42
KCMOoohooh
Shane stop writing stupid shit on the white board you never did - management..... or shane?
ironwolf6896
Probably less that it's bullshit, more that they're just jokes he writes for his coworkers to see and laugh at.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Having experience with walmart, they would just fire him.
xXCutieMomokoXx
#9 & #10 are written on the same day
Paparelo
yea the paper there didnt realy move at all also
inquisition
Not necessarily. It might be a long term note; it's present in #11 as well.
vitaminRmademefat
Bingo. It's all the same handwriting.
TheSeanShow
Could just be the same exasperated supervisor writing him up each time. But nah this is totally bogus.
generichumannumber4
Stop breaking my belief that people do the funny things.
TheSeanShow
Life isn't a sitcom. Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you buddy :(
JustNotHappening
Movie moments do happen in real life sometimes
oggbhl
That's funny, coming from someone named TheSeanShow
generichumannumber4
I just meant it's easier to enjoy life when you suspend the disbelief that people do funny things.