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92xander
+1 for butcher my innards, that one made me laugh the most
MatthewDMiller
I'd let him spatchcock my guinea hen.
FullBrindleJacket
"I'd let him activate my yeast" made me snort.
Softbooty
Typical mom comment, has to sign it "*heart* mom" like they don't know it's their mom
hershey817
Orb99
Op are you Melissa or Reina? Melissa's sound dirtier haha
KyrinX
There is a good amount of food knowledge in here! Good job!
unclewhitey
Comments are funny, but Bobby Flay is a sack of crap.
PhuckYourFeelings
I respect your commitment to doing this.
milkycow15
I'll let you tenderize my breast
Tornadotaco
I'll be back in a year to comment on your comment again (I almost certainly won't)
boogersweretasty
My sister and I have a similar running double entendre text war. This made me smile. :)
SurrealGorilla
Classic Quentin
ErikTest
I'd let him microwave my burrito
fxkid
Haha I just did his GFS makeup last week for a show and we were talking about how everyone loves him as a dilf haha
AhChooodle
That was great hahaha
tgiaa
"clot my cream" was the best.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
https://m.popkey.co/e215bc/Klw0G_s-200x150.gif
DragoWhooves
what happened to 2012 & 2013?
vanella
I had to Google him....eeeeks, def not my type
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
You guys went full horse for a minute then turned that pony around to get back to the food. Jane's $0.02 was my fav
MrHobbes14
My name is Jane... and they do this on my birthday. How coincidental.
grapefruittroop
Hbd, Jane
jthompsolatech88
"I'd let him thicken my gravy" for the win.
Cebrail
I kept waiting for this Flay dude to pitch in
Sionas
Good shit
roads88mph
"I'd let him insert his penis into my vagina aw I fucked it up"
kllrnikki
Didn't read, upvoting your dedication.
sirn0obingt0n
Cant believe i read all of that.. haha. Totally worth it
ZoaBallardkain
To the front with you
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
I'm just here to see all the people who find it necessary to declare that they don't use Facebook purely because Facebook is mentioned.
Tornadotaco
I don't use Facebook, but I wish I was the type of person that does. Does that count?
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Ahh, the veganism of imgur.
coolguy4206969
There's nothing inherently bad about Facebook, just social interaction in general.
Ilikeyogurt
I don't use facebook because I don't like most people I have there and have no life worth showing
diabetelgeuse
I'd let him grind my cloves
unimportantname
Bobby Flay is the fucking worst... Hey, you know that thing you've been perfecting your whole life? I'm better. Welcome to "Beat Bobby Flay"
TheOneTrueJoebot
Get the fuck out of here Kyle, you intrusive piece of shit
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpwgx9Lm3p1qd4t01.gif
TheClayKnight
"THAT JEW!" [-Cartman shouting in the background]
TurkeyHole56
deadlinuxposts
DAMMIT! You made go back and look for Kyle. Bravo! Take the damn vote! lmao
aleister94
Get your shit together Kyle
kylelovespizza
hokieface
@catchmorehoneysbeingfly
catchmorehoneysbeingfly
Been meaning to tell you I got my linguini-al hernia repaired today. Living the Percocet life.
hokieface
Linguini al hernia. Not bad at all. Hope it was re-paired with a nice scalpelligreno!
catchmorehoneysbeingfly
#notallkyles
Prystupa
Haha! He's my ex so that really made me laugh.
Thoraxe123
Lol of course he is xD seriously tho. This thread was impressive. xD
sbudeeg
He may be your X, but I can make you go O. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sbudeeg
As in... "o it's sooo cute." And laugh mercilessly.
MrPo0pyButthole
So....you're single?
TheGameDoctor
So you wanna.... braise her brisket?
MrPo0pyButthole
I'd let her pickle my kimchi.
MrPo0pyButthole
I'd let her Mulan my Szechuan sauce.