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Russia
Sep 16, 2017 9:25 AM
andraz1212
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SomaSantutxu
Magnitogorsk. In the Urals, next to the Magnetic Mountain, so full of Iron that the compasses doen't work.
Welcometoyouredoom
I'd totally give it to the purple dress woman!
J5bradley
He's going to need 28 strength and 10 dex to wield that one. http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Dark-Souls-3/DaS3Greatsword.png
Lepercake
I thought Russians were sabre-guys, not viking sword-guys, guys.
Stuey1221
Long have I desired to look upon the kings of old
PileOfWalthers
There can be only one!
irreverentcommentguy
Who sculpted those statues, Games Workshop?
ClaptasticFR4G
Is this what the crossover of Chrono Trigger and Kirby looks like?
0x1CEB00DA
unfortunately due to fetal alcohol syndrome no russian looks like this ...
CallMeSleeper
Hears faint epic Russian chiors in the wind
abundantbadgers
Can't wait to see how many Materia slots that sword holds
TheGhostofElizabethShue
daveeeeeeed
"NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK"
JoseDeLaNoWay
RussianJudge
UndeadRaziel7
"no says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone"
DemoB0y
China: https://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/578a7378c36188503e8b4573.jpg
DemoB0y
And another! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/78/51/ac7851bca7eff51d8edd849edfa6db73.jpg
admiralfuckwit
They guy looks like Wayne from LetterKenny
Wauphale
I would've never noticed this without you. Thank you.
hofbrauhauss
Crazy how mature do that
hofbrauhauss
Nature!! Ohhh damnit. I can't go back I can't go back!!!
sarriette
Russians like: F*ck proportions!
SporkedInTheHead
Ancient soviet buster sword!
givemebooksplease
Is this the statue in Magnitogorsk? I follow Evgeni Malkin on social media, I feel like he's posted this before... dude's such a homer, lol
thetorchedbear
Which dark souls boss was this again?
LoganFine
I remember when the God of war used that statue's sword
poss20
I don't like communism but love the architecture.
scuba7jb
wat...... They were well known for "brutalism style:" the elegance and grace of a parking garage ;-) --
DenverPostironic
Not Russia, citizen. Clearly this exists within the Astra Militarum administrative sector, bolstering the morale of the Imperium of Man!
yhellothargoodsir
I didnt realize Guts was Russian
Tsublaki
Thank you, someone had to say it.
Valfein
need a giant robot movie or giant monster movie or something where they take that sword as part of their battle
PShooter
Maybe to fight this creature located in the Fairy Tale Park of Lipetsk Oblast, Russia
PShooter
WarDragon1984
Zmey Gorynch!
Caonashi78
Why do they have a statue of Guts from Berserk?
Tarantu1a
Because they respec true art
Peddler32
That's what I was wondering
PauLogic
SACRIFICE
loltard
In Soviet Russia berserk Guts you.
TimVette
Dualpsiioniic
CLANG
Sarutys
"Bro, stop, you'll dislocate your shoulder if you swing that sword!"
carr03021
It's like Siegfried from Soul Calibre!
MildlyConcernedTV
"It's okay bro I just leveled my strength to 40, now I'm ready for Havel"
Trogdoooooooor
"Bro your endurance is so shit you'll be fatrolling!"
MildlyConcernedTV
"Don't worry I will only carry that and the blossom skirt"
BlackTrashTiger
I like the granite butthole monument too
CryptBeast
Back then and there very few and special people could make that connection. Now and here is different.
RussianJudge
crashmat
The chocolate starfish monument
ijustimguredonyourface
Yea, they did a fantastic rimjob
BramStocker
lol
Shargan8
It's a monument to all the gays of Russia who get fucked in the ass by government and culture on daily basis.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
What's that?
SilverFish0
ashmenon
That's not a butthole monument. When the time comes, Brother Russia will arise from his stony form, brandishing his blade, the Comrade, >
ashmenon
> and with a strong mighty thrust, will insert the blade into the star-shaped hole, triggering the mechanism to the turn the entire hill >
ashmenon
into a giant laser-armed mecha to take on the cyka blyat Amerikans.
TheGhostofLouReed
That's a casting of Comrade Stalin's real-life butthole taken after a particularly patriotic dookie.
ermagherdmyhersaberd
80percentlegs
Should have gone for the triple alliteration. Particularly patriotic poopy.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
After delivering the famed 'peoples dump', Stalins Butthole was poured with hot red wax to get the cast. For the motherland
TheGhostofLouReed
Having endured this painful process, a whispered "I'm gonna wax YOUR ass" quickly became the most feared threat thru-out the Nomenklatura.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
No agency was immune, the B in butthole prompting a secret police name change, from NKVD to KGB - Kremlin Grade Butthole.