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Mar 31, 2017 5:50 PM
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Badly.
SilentInSUB
But this is literally what happens in the movie. Even the song admits that the others only gave a shit once Santa said he needed Rudolph.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
santa plz
fu11meta1
#TeamZombie
lordyhalvey
Bumbles bounce.
MlCHAEL
I think this explains it pretty well actually.
EmmersumBigguns
Best lesson I ever learned.Humans are nasty AF.
mamasmurf78
I loved lived this movie until I grew up and realized how awful most of the characters either are or are treated.
Wennnnnn
#teamzombie
babycoffin
#teamzombie
PepsiIsBetterThanCocaCola
How fitting that the Tweeter's name is noel
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
The upvote, downvote, and favorite icons changed. When did that happen?
panzervor
#teamzombie
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Hits the plot right on the nose.
EmphaticOlive
*poorly
TheJMB
#teamzombie
AllTheBestNamesWereTaken
From experience I'd say that only the second line needs to be said..."People are only nice to you when they need something"
Zaranthan
That wouldn't fit the ExplainAFilmPlot joke format.
Blamblam101
“You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.”—Malcolm S.
BeExcellent
Is that Malcolm X's brother? ;)
Copepods4life
OhMuffins
Rudolph was useful!
baals
http://imgur.com/kiV7ZdQ.gif
foosfever
Santa, the dad, and the flying coach are all total dicks. Its a pretty accurate assessment of the era.
notdavis
Worked on the following hoping it to would be a thing they always play in the day around xmas - https://www.nfb.ca/film/naughty_to_nice/
AddictedToCycling
#teamzombie
cerealbit
Yaaaay #teamzombie
BornIn1968
And Aerial trades her soul for legs, backs out on the deal, and still gets her dream to be like a human. Great message Disney.
PyroGuy007
#TeamZombie
sellcrazysomewhereelse
oh Santa who knew.
xilfxlegion
Explains the film plot perfectly. I've always thought this was a shitty movie to show to your kids
missastromccluskey
I loved these animated/puppetry/stop action (whatever) movies when I was little ! Wasn't their a Frosty the Snowman one? 1/2..
missastromccluskey
2/2.. And one had a bad nazi looking rabbit... ?
Jarjarthejedi
blorgspork
I know its just a meme, but anyone know where that quote is from?
84moroz891337
http://www.coderslink.com/
Bizarkly
Then: "Aspergians are retards!" Now: "Aspergians are differently abled!"
AnonresponsivE
Dude, I'm trying to beat off at work and you are making it difficult.
grammarfairy
Just helps me. Other people's sadness is the only way I get off anymore.
jsnforce
I used to think this too, but when everyone pointed out how useless Rudolph's nose would be in the fog, it dawned on me...(1)
jsnforce
(4) All the while, he's using fucking magic to navigate. Dude has flying reindeer and you think he's not using magic to steer too?
jsnforce
(3) have done is create a problem that makes sense for only Rudolph to be able to solve, making him the HERO and earning everyone's love.
jsnforce
(2) Santa fucking knows a nose-light wouldn't help, as if he even needed it. He's been doing this shit hundreds of years. So, what he must
Showmeyourotters
The best a blinky bright red sniffer would do is MAYBE make it easier for an airplane to avoid you, and even then there's other solutions
Showmeyourotters
like just not flying as high as planes (it'd only be over rural/ocean anyways) or once again, mother. Fucking. Magic.