Those dance moves are new to me.

Jan 8, 2017 4:29 PM

sehnaoui

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I've never seen these dance moves before

(sorry for potato quality)

KingMe343

What decade is this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DasOgre

As a former bouncer, this is pretty much what dancing has become. It's basically sex with clothes on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CraftyBarnardo

Somewhere he has a wife not appreciating his level of devotion

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

puppyflips

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NuclearMonk

I don't think she knows how to sex.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

241tacos

When she's sending signs that she wants to bang.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pukingalot

Daggering?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

reik483

I think it's called daggering

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AgustInFire

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TJ3027

That's the hungry dump. Everyone knows that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ramshead91

Yall got it wrong. She is asserting her dominance

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mrsuzukiami

Colombia.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shinagami091

This looks like how a virgin would dirty dance

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KonTheMelonLord

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

andmysoundslaiddownbytheUnderGround

I think it's called the Rococo Bang.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ModemSounds

Subtle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CirB

I'm kinda scared for the guy's lower back..

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

kythorn

Why can't I find women like this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SebastianCrab

Invisible vagina dagger.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sc014

He looks legitimately scared

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

axeglitch

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ihans

v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

debpaNoodleVillain

That's the fuck my beer belly shuffle most skanky whores know it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

massakayne

plot twist: that's a shemale

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

areyoudisturbedyet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

baconandeggsminustheeggs

Uh, I've always wondered how Mexicans made babies. Interesting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

theMightyPlatypus

the wild nympho in their natural habitat.

9 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 0

Sugarblade

I like the term "Nymphomancer"

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

SomeRandomDane

In The Crypt Of The Nymphodancer

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

rookie23

Instead of undead, summons humpers everywhere?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DrJeremyStone

Summoned via the Nymphonomicon

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OfficialLurker

Dude.. don't stick your dick in crazy

9 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 5

IGotNothin

She looks like she is the the right amount of crazy and hot.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

darwynstheory

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

FickDingers

v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

InfinitusEquitas

Are you kidding me?! Crazy is crazy fun to fuck. Just need to have an exit strategy.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 7

therealgiraffe

And maybe a vasectomy, just in case.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HowardMoonsHotpants

I can see the sense in this. Bet it's amazing, then run like fuck!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Whatthisusernameisnottaken

Fake your own death.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BeerBatteredandBold

Absolutely, and never let them know your real name.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

InfinitusEquitas

I never use my real name if i can help it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

theMightyPlatypus

the trick is to never let crazy know where you live.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

InfinitusEquitas

Or alternatively to present as the crazier crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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InfinitusEquitas

Generally speaking all it takes is some family background. Does complicate relationships with the non crazy ones.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0