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Mar 25, 2018 3:54 PM
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rufflePlayer
Scary thought to think this actually happens :: and real body is never discovered
rufflePlayer
Forensic files would like this case
islandidiot
Or It is A dollar store skeleton?!
Isendduckpics
Or forget all about it until you remodel later on
abrooks123766
Some guy put a huge plastic rat in the stairs 50 years ago. Scared the shit out of me when I found it.
AnEvilOverlord
I used to like burying bones back when I was a dog.
zeacorzeppelin10
JimPlaysGames
Hap and Leonard anyone?
pieter42
Gotta leave a note beneath it that reads something like "haha made you scream!"
RuFusDarK
Fuck you Dan!
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Brocktooon
What dollar store sells a full size skeleton?
OrionRed
I'm actually thinking no one may find this...ever. I imagine the world will have bigger problems then than rebuilding a deck.
KyleButNotThatKyle
Plot Twist: Someone hid a real skeleton at the Dollar Store and now it's buried under that guys deck.
Janusha
Why stop at one. Put a whole family in there.
ReallyOldGuy
Best post in a long time!! Well done.
SH4D0WZ0MB1E
Your dark sense of humor is interesting
PhunsukhWangdu
Plot twist: it's actually person he killed and is now living in a country with no extradition laws.
LighterSolid
I did that with my first wife.
theuberkevlar
Plot twist: The neighbors saw and called the cops. They dig up an actual body under the fake one and OP goes to jail for 30 years.
trappington
Scandalous!!!!!
Vaeevictiss
People can tell it's plastic. Why not just kill someone and bury them? Now that would be a good prank.
hammerall
"prank"
440sixpack
MadeThisAccountToCorrectSomeone
It would've been great...had they not added the styrofoam headstone
Firemk
Is it on purpose that this comment has 666upvotes?
Atribbs
They should also bury a small box with some chicken bones tied with twine, some herbs wrapped in cheese cloth, and some small rocks.
OneArmedDuckFucker
And anthrax spores! That will teach them!
GoofyAsDuck
Thats a very good idea
Bozuka
This seems illegal. When it is found people will be terrified, forensics will be called, and then it will be for a hoax, not a joke.
NamedMyDogPepsi
As an officer, no. One beat cop will show up, take a closer look, laugh, and snap a picture with his phone (or ocular implants or whatever).
Bozuka
Alright, point taken. My wife would freak the fuck out in a not funny way if that happened.
cowboysoilfield
That'll get some police attention...
Kerro1981
Good guy Fred West
Fleggy
Vangis064
You sick bastard, have an upvote
Atomicebo
sLAppyMcBaLlz2
LarryTesler
Creepy as fuck
rebeccaINgreen
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Fluffycorn
L?
hammerall
versus Light
BritishBenzene
Where the hell does a deck last 30 years? Sun or moisture (or both) are gonna take a toll.
IjustsaywhatIthink
It has been 25 years at my home, but it is getting close to time to replace it. (Idaho)
Cowfister
Florida.
SvprHanc
Yearly cleaning and staining would probly get it to 30years. Plus, there’s that wood looking plastic that’ll probly get you there too
BritishBenzene
Like, every year? (sigh) This is why I need to replace my deck with a patio.
SvprHanc
Yeah. Plus, keeping snow off it will help extend the life too. I was horrible at maintaining mine.
PopeyeTheSailor
Been living in the same house for 21 years, we've replaced our deck 3 times
dafawkudoin
If your deck only last 7 years, try having someone who knows wtf they’re doing build and maintain it next time. Just a thought.
TrilobiteSushi
Put a sheet metal roof on top! Deck lasts & looks good plus you can be out there & grill if you want when it's raining which is awesome.
vowofloudness
Add some walls and windows and a door and you can just live in there.
TrilobiteSushi
No that's what the rest of the house is for. A covered deck is for having beer in the hot sun or hanging out in the rain without getting wet
zma123456
Your gonna sell your house in 30 years ?
chuck02
Rebuild the deck in 30 years
ElectricalOwlet
And hire a contractor
SexyStarfish
He's going to forget about it and freak himself out when he rebuilds his deck.
SBSP129