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Hey...
Uh oh...
"Calm down," he said. That always works, right guys?
"MYNDSUKT"
"Calm down" seemed to have worked.
Sorry for the potato.
Insert 'Princess Bride' reference here.
"I swear to God Bobby"
She can't.
"GETTHAGFTJABR"
Everything isn't fine.
See. She said it's not.
She sees their future.
FP Edit! Woot! Send those (imaginary) nudes!
lawideas
Cool prank, but not wise to play it on a Nurse who is at work. It's already stress level 11/10 there.
ProphetofEntropy
its hair, and their jobs dont depend on it, some people need some fucking perspective.
ChrisYourself
Got to look good in pics so she can impress strangers on Facebook
titaniumsnail
This is hilarious. And I almost reacted like this when my fiance had his hair cut way too short by accident at the hairdresser.
Tairu8
She was supposed to remember all the stuff he did for her while she was pregnant and calm the fuck down
GetSmartBeEvil
She kinda overreacts here....
DarkSock
This was a wild ride...
HodgeNPodge
Mom needs to chill a bit. I'd freak out too but I'd probably just laugh. My son is bald already though, so...
anxiouschef
Few more years until she starts hitting you
nabacular
What if she had been chill and just agreed to rescheduale picture day?
smirkinghighgardenwhore
Then imgurs finest wouldn't be having a circlejerk extravaganza in the comment section.
Lefthandofgod
legit
Rule1TheDoctorLies
the shaved part switches sides
HughWattmeight
One's a selfie (mirrored) and one's a normal pic.
Feralkyn
I think this is a really fucked up thing to do tbh. She's got stressful work and he fucks with her like that?? I'd be furious
WilPgt
Jesus, it’s kind of mean, she’s at work she had better shit to think of than a prank :/
applesforjuice
He made sure she wasn't too stressed at work that day before fucking with her though
GodCommentMaker
reversebacon1
I hope this is fake Bc I want to punch both of these people if this is real
AlaSnackbar
Well she went from hi to I'll kill you at supersonic speed. Anger issues?
MistressLyda
Maybe. Or high stress job, and a partner that for whatever reason finds it amusing to rile her up while she is working.
repeatuntilnotsad
No RN would be able to text/call that much during a shift
shyasen
What do all those capitalized acronyms stand for?
iLikeHockey
"I am a psycho, red flag, red flag"
UnspokenX
incoherent rage
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Frustration lol
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
So many people say she's a bitch. That's nothing, if anything she sounds like an awesome wife/mother to take it the way she did
Krakencrotch
I fear for your (future) children
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Maybe we're reading it with different inflections. She even makes light jokes in the middle of everything
4NaanJeremy4Naan
Spoiler, you posted the after picture first
TrepidJaguar
Nah in that one he had a buzz out of the side that was shopped
Heppopotamus
It is only hair. I can't understand the extreme reaction.
dwells6192
Tell me about it. Some of us don't have that luxury.
zagibu
How will you get fake internet points with moderate reactions?
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
When someone is under a lot of stress on a daily basis (like say a trauma nurse) then it's the small things that send them over the edge
TooFunkToDrunction
In the beginning maybe, but when he keeps shaving the kids head and his own head when she told him to wait... I’d be pissed
Makardia
Why would you be pissed at his own hair? It’s his.
MinistryOfSillyWalkssss
I can't stand people who over use the word "baby" in text messages. So annoying
Jhinsanity
Yes! Even more so when it’s used 100 times
asm80dfa8sdfj
Should they instead say "child" "son" "toddler" "young gentleman" "adolescent"?
snoogans671
Pretty sure the child has a name
asm80dfa8sdfj
Yes, his name is Bobby, they say it.
kakivara
Thank fucking Christ for those censorship bars. Can't have that kind of language out for the fucking kids to see.
itsbry
LMAO +1 good one
Dipshizzle
God she sounds like one of those "I want to talk to the manager" moms, why get so freaking upset?
ajpimpsalll
I think that the greatest photoshop was creating her fake responses.
HiddenSanity
Well, apparently in the middle of a stressful night shift.
DoctorMantisTobogganMD
It's one of those fake conversations people post on Facebook
iLikeHockey
Right? I'm glad I'm not married to her.
simplynacht
Nice Photoshop skills.
mikeatike
*kills
crazyCADS
Actually this is pretty basic. You can do it for free with gimp and a tutorial.
simplynacht
Oh, I do know gimp but I never came around to manipulate photos like that.
Psymon100
Happy wife, happy life - somewhat irate wife, amusing life
KillingTlme
If your wife's as crazy as this bitch is through texts, you better have a solid sense of humor.
Lvl28Larvitar
MYNDSUKT
LittleWolfiee
GETTHAGFTJABR
FatKontroller
Something something IKEA
TossMyAlbatross
It catches me off guard every time
sp1cychick3n
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Lefthandofgod
It's probably related to COVFEFE
NotTinyPancakes
OIts a typo even I am produ of and I do some bad ones.
Slander7
A very angry and incredulous "my fault?!"
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
It means
GlowstickJedi
It means GETTHAGFTJABR
toypaj
GET TO THE CHOPPERTJABR
clanc43
Honestly, if your kid hasn't cut their own hair a couple of times, you're a helicopter parent and need to cool that shit out.
ooglecat
my mom was a helicopter mom and I still managed to cut my own hair once.
Feralkyn
Yeah but the husband refusing to answer the phone & proceeding to shave his OWN head would have made me PISSED. Obvs it's fake, but sitll.
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clanc43
Exactly.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Uhh, I never cut my own hair and my parents forgot I existed most of the time.
clanc43
Then you have failed as a child.
Lefthandofgod
I ate my own turds, so that kinda balances it.
NotTinyPancakes
This is how I ended up with a bowl cut the morning of my photos...I was justa little girl -_- and that damned photo stuck all my life.
whatafoolbelieves
Good to see shes cool and collected as a trauma nurse
meteloides
My mom is a pharmacist and nothing her patients do fazes her but if my brother or I call her at work, someone better be dead or dying.
Snishbler
Rule #1: DO NOT fuck with a nurse.
Jackrabbitry
HA! Fooled you! She's a Doctor!
Anarchduke
trauma nurses are all adrenaline junkies. think of icu/trauma as kind of the medical version of extreme snowboarding or something
Anarchduke
they are only calm because they are focused on flying down the side of a mountain
ADDGirl
I was voted "Calmest in an emergency" on the trauma floor where I work. But RNs do not fucking play and you do not want to mess with us.
NotTimon
Nah, my sister is an icu nurse, and she is calm af in stressful situations, but I ate her leftovers once and I feared for my life
Kuvajainen
I laughed so hard to this I almost peed myself!
NotTimon
You a nurse?
Kuvajainen
Nope, I don't like people enough to be one. But I know some nurses and they have absolutely no chill outside of work!
realargonwolf
Nurses, especially ones in ICU, ER and similar stressful environments, have absolutely no time for anyone's bullshit outside work.
DanniLuxgarbe
They use ALL the calm at work.
ADDGirl
We also do not have time for anyone's bullshit during work. Stop smoking in your room, go to PT, take your meds and eat something.
Opportunist
Nor should they have to! Goddamn they are SAVING LIFFS
Maverickaura
Well I mean that's fair but no one HAS to put up with that in their personal lives either. If that's a real exchange I don't see it lasting
BioshockDaddy
It's because all of the patience is used up in the ER. Watch yourself.
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dparrott842
According to? Seems to me like they are happy. I mean some people like to get chocked with a plastic bag while being whipped to blood.
realargonwolf
Exaggeration isn't easy to discern from text alone, but I think it's safe to say she's exaggerating.
TooFunkToDrunction
I mean he feels comfortable enough to fuck with her a bunch
WarwickPuckerson
I know we're all socially conscious and shit now here but relax on the abuse diagnosis there, doc
0ByteMe1
I don’t think you know what abusive is, the fact he fucks with her like that tells me he’s comfortable with her.
SirBillington
Ok, you need to calm down a little bit
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realargonwolf
Jeez why the hate for this comment, he's just playing along with the joke.
SausageNips
Is that not a valid question?