Jul 26, 2018 12:20 PM
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clamdriver
"Make sure everyone is standing upright and has both arms". Alright team get out there and get it done!
DankAfBruh
*maximum effort*
SoftFur
It’s called a visual pat-down! He’s assessed the level of threat and needs no physical confirmation. Thank you, beefcake.
dallasdb
When pop that edible thinking it's your day off then realize you were looking at the wrong day of the week.
Robdog295
I see someone is a master of the ocular pat down.
Reelthreat
It's more about reading body language apparently...
poosebunger
How long has Rip Torn been doing security?
Brocktooon
He does the minimum until he smells alcohol or sees brown skin.
EightBitYeti
I swear that is Rip Torn.
hotrodny
It looks like someone in a hurry told him how to do the job while talking on the phone with bad reception.
SanityAsylum
Get what you pay for in that field for sure.
annoyingjoe
Germaphobe Security Inc.
SaltCollector
He'd already assessed their threat level with an ocular patdown. https://i.redd.it/zpvn1297u8ux.png
JuddDocherty
He's good. He got em with an occular pat down as they approached.
koboshi
Must be an introvert
Frigididator
Dude is just as effective as the TSA without being grabby or using backscatter, tho.
hypokryte
This is the exception to "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life"
TuityFrooty
Until he sees their black friend Ronald at the end. Then he’s Draymond Green on LeBron James.
Sokonomi
People like this should be held responsible for shootings and/or bombings happening beyond this point. Lazy shit.
dmag318
You gotta look for that style pat down guy when you're sneaking weed/alcohol into concerts
HRinappropriate
Was this at the Arianna Grande concert?
fantasticalunicorn
Ouch
RubberChickenTenders
I would have fired him on the spot.
slingingdick
He did get fired was in the news,he was a steward at a football match.
Seanspeed
I dont think that guy is on the payroll to begin with.
Can we be sure that guy is on the payroll to begin with?
kimsahobbit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU6m5UqLx9M
rssplowman
That’s a TSA level of effort.
MattDethridge
You've never met the TSA have you?
winstonrages
This is like the exact opposite of the TSA. They seem to really enjoy getting in there.
AntiCircleJerker
Something tells me you've never been in an airport if you think that's how TSA does things. TSA invades privacy and orifices rudely.
TheDino
They suck at looking at bags getting going through the xray though.
PersonalDildo
Huh? TSA is pretty on it, I had to explain that the exfix under my cast wasn’t a pistol barrel, cause to be fair on X-ray it looked like it
VitusApollo
Once I made on a flight with a 4 Inch knife in my bag by accident. It wasn't caught until the flight back home.
CrossBetween
Almost takes the cake from: v
ReheatedTacoBell
This gif should be smaller. Ya too big.
Frappo
I mean, he's getting paid to do that, right? So perhaps his boss should take his cake?
Pcakester
this is pretty much me when i have to look busy at work
HealthySarcasm
I don't remember giving you permission to share this video of me hard at work.
I don’t remember giving you permission to leave your post and browse Imgur. You’re fired!
No, I'm HealthySarcasm.
Maybe is the same guy? Part time security guy ?
rjohndraws
This guy is what that "I am not a robot" button wants to become
Distrill
Hes using the force. He needs not touch them.
tred1975
Windows Defender?
ImADouchebag
More like McAfee
AustriaNotAustralia
European border guard
Droopyface
Fact.
professorrico
Shut up windows defender finds everything, and uses very little resources. What can you ask for
kkanne20
ehh honestly i think windows defender is either pretty good, or there are no more viruses. you choose. lol
mitharas
Both: it is rather good, and todays viruses are not meant to be noticed anyway.
Could’t said it better
Windows Defender is pretty dope, pretty much replaced the need for 3rd party anti virus software
ScoopsLongpeter
Nice try malware
TR3NTiCl3S
You're not wrong
lewlzz
nice try, microsoft advertising bot.
TonyTonyChopp
I used to like Windows Defender, then is started to suddenly use 30% of my CPU constantly the other day and slow my computer down.
cogitoro
I mean, like George Carlin said, it's theater designed to make consumers feel safe, not an actual earnest safety measure. And that's fine.
Telkesh
Theatre that does double as a deterrent
eggmuffin
While smuggling contraband past a pat-down isn't hard, a pat-down does mean that fewer people will be taking the trouble in the first place.
firefighter26
I know a guy who works as a front gate security contractor at the military base; guy couldn't stop a cough let alone an determined attack.
mccar7hy
Nobody tell the terrorists to combine all of those allowable 1.5 oz liquids!
AurikNecal
Not even consumers. Insurance company feel safe. I hated security. I do nothing but walk in a circle to make it look like I do something.
MustardDuck
True as that may be.....that guy doesnt make me feel safe!
Bravacado
Why would someone down vote you? Good God, he doesn't even touch the guy in the brown coat.
Terrorism, mass shootings, these things are actually very rare. The real damage is the loss in consumer trust and its impact on the economy.
KinderSurpriseMF
Mass shootings happen every day in the US....not rare
Rare unless you're in chicago, detroit kind of city. Rest of the US is actually very nice.
meskarune
Not rare if you live in Trenton.
TheGhostofLionelHutz
Trenton Makes The World Takes
SirRichardPosterior
Dude is avoid a sexual harassment claim.
IwishIwereKeithDavid
By not sexually harassing people? The genius!
sorryImHigh
I want to upvote your comment but it has “666” upvotes and can’t bring myself to change it
habermas
Wut?
27yoUGLYvirgin
Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny and thinks this guy is probably some kind of handicapped?
testesttest123
Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance
DwightYouIdiot
I is upvote your comment
pareidoliaperson
Dude is upvote
WilliamHag
Upvote dude!
TheMarkWhite
But will catch a bigger lawsuit when someone pulls a gun or knife and kills someone. Do your job!
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IsaacYoung123
Looks like festival security in the UK, where they don’t really care too much unless it’s super obvious
01100110
We'll just blame the gun or knife, scream for better laws & then do this same thing all over again.
kutison
maybe he's got magnets in his fingertips
malakim
Joke is on him, all my knives are made from non-magnetic ceramics
Alysaere
Those can help detect strong, pulsing magnetic fields (Like a microwave or sec scanner), but not really a gun at that free-floating distance
fakepointgenerator
Looks like a bunch of white people in their 50s/60s and one of their kids. Don't think anything too hardcore is going on there.
ScrewItTillNoneLeft
Are you implying white people are incapable of crime or only minorities can be "hardcore."
Yes.
Also nice ignoring the 50s/60s comment.But you know what,yeah young black men commit violent crimes at a rate 7x higher than white men.bitch
I'm saying you don't have a lot of knife fights or gang shootings at Barry Manilow concerts dipshit.
The only dipshit here is you
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
He probably gets paid minimum wage and chewed out for it.
TARENACCOUNT
these guys dont pay me enough... lets do my job poorly so innocent people may die. Bravo...
TomZarekVP
damned if he does damned if he doesn't, McDonalds is always hiring.
Drougals
He did get sacked
HOWBOI
Tbh, good
I'm happy for that. I did metal wanding/bag checking, I found it fun but damn do people get sensitive/defensive. Found so much crap inbushes
JustCallMeBean
In bushes, you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
clamdriver
"Make sure everyone is standing upright and has both arms". Alright team get out there and get it done!
DankAfBruh
*maximum effort*
SoftFur
It’s called a visual pat-down! He’s assessed the level of threat and needs no physical confirmation. Thank you, beefcake.
dallasdb
When pop that edible thinking it's your day off then realize you were looking at the wrong day of the week.
Robdog295
I see someone is a master of the ocular pat down.
Reelthreat
It's more about reading body language apparently...
poosebunger
How long has Rip Torn been doing security?
Brocktooon
He does the minimum until he smells alcohol or sees brown skin.
EightBitYeti
I swear that is Rip Torn.
hotrodny
It looks like someone in a hurry told him how to do the job while talking on the phone with bad reception.
SanityAsylum
Get what you pay for in that field for sure.
annoyingjoe
Germaphobe Security Inc.
SaltCollector
He'd already assessed their threat level with an ocular patdown. https://i.redd.it/zpvn1297u8ux.png
JuddDocherty
He's good. He got em with an occular pat down as they approached.
koboshi
Must be an introvert
Frigididator
Dude is just as effective as the TSA without being grabby or using backscatter, tho.
hypokryte
This is the exception to "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life"
TuityFrooty
Until he sees their black friend Ronald at the end. Then he’s Draymond Green on LeBron James.
Sokonomi
People like this should be held responsible for shootings and/or bombings happening beyond this point. Lazy shit.
dmag318
You gotta look for that style pat down guy when you're sneaking weed/alcohol into concerts
HRinappropriate
Was this at the Arianna Grande concert?
fantasticalunicorn
Ouch
RubberChickenTenders
I would have fired him on the spot.
slingingdick
He did get fired was in the news,he was a steward at a football match.
Seanspeed
I dont think that guy is on the payroll to begin with.
Seanspeed
Can we be sure that guy is on the payroll to begin with?
kimsahobbit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU6m5UqLx9M
rssplowman
That’s a TSA level of effort.
MattDethridge
You've never met the TSA have you?
winstonrages
This is like the exact opposite of the TSA. They seem to really enjoy getting in there.
AntiCircleJerker
Something tells me you've never been in an airport if you think that's how TSA does things. TSA invades privacy and orifices rudely.
TheDino
They suck at looking at bags getting going through the xray though.
PersonalDildo
Huh? TSA is pretty on it, I had to explain that the exfix under my cast wasn’t a pistol barrel, cause to be fair on X-ray it looked like it
VitusApollo
Once I made on a flight with a 4 Inch knife in my bag by accident. It wasn't caught until the flight back home.
CrossBetween
Almost takes the cake from:
v
ReheatedTacoBell
This gif should be smaller. Ya too big.
Frappo
I mean, he's getting paid to do that, right? So perhaps his boss should take his cake?
Pcakester
this is pretty much me when i have to look busy at work
HealthySarcasm
I don't remember giving you permission to share this video of me hard at work.
CrossBetween
I don’t remember giving you permission to leave your post and browse Imgur. You’re fired!
HealthySarcasm
No, I'm HealthySarcasm.
jasshans
Maybe is the same guy? Part time security guy ?
rjohndraws
This guy is what that "I am not a robot" button wants to become
Distrill
Hes using the force. He needs not touch them.
tred1975
Windows Defender?
ImADouchebag
More like McAfee
AustriaNotAustralia
European border guard
Droopyface
Fact.
professorrico
Shut up windows defender finds everything, and uses very little resources. What can you ask for
kkanne20
ehh honestly i think windows defender is either pretty good, or there are no more viruses. you choose. lol
mitharas
Both: it is rather good, and todays viruses are not meant to be noticed anyway.
jasshans
Could’t said it better
PersonalDildo
Windows Defender is pretty dope, pretty much replaced the need for 3rd party anti virus software
ScoopsLongpeter
Nice try malware
TR3NTiCl3S
You're not wrong
lewlzz
nice try, microsoft advertising bot.
TonyTonyChopp
I used to like Windows Defender, then is started to suddenly use 30% of my CPU constantly the other day and slow my computer down.
cogitoro
I mean, like George Carlin said, it's theater designed to make consumers feel safe, not an actual earnest safety measure. And that's fine.
Telkesh
Theatre that does double as a deterrent
eggmuffin
While smuggling contraband past a pat-down isn't hard, a pat-down does mean that fewer people will be taking the trouble in the first place.
firefighter26
I know a guy who works as a front gate security contractor at the military base; guy couldn't stop a cough let alone an determined attack.
mccar7hy
Nobody tell the terrorists to combine all of those allowable 1.5 oz liquids!
AurikNecal
Not even consumers. Insurance company feel safe. I hated security. I do nothing but walk in a circle to make it look like I do something.
MustardDuck
True as that may be.....that guy doesnt make me feel safe!
Bravacado
Why would someone down vote you? Good God, he doesn't even touch the guy in the brown coat.
cogitoro
Terrorism, mass shootings, these things are actually very rare. The real damage is the loss in consumer trust and its impact on the economy.
KinderSurpriseMF
Mass shootings happen every day in the US....not rare
AurikNecal
Rare unless you're in chicago, detroit kind of city. Rest of the US is actually very nice.
meskarune
Not rare if you live in Trenton.
TheGhostofLionelHutz
Trenton Makes The World Takes
SirRichardPosterior
Dude is avoid a sexual harassment claim.
IwishIwereKeithDavid
By not sexually harassing people? The genius!
sorryImHigh
I want to upvote your comment but it has “666” upvotes and can’t bring myself to change it
habermas
Wut?
27yoUGLYvirgin
Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny and thinks this guy is probably some kind of handicapped?
testesttest123
Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance
DwightYouIdiot
I is upvote your comment
pareidoliaperson
Dude is upvote
WilliamHag
Upvote dude!
TheMarkWhite
But will catch a bigger lawsuit when someone pulls a gun or knife and kills someone. Do your job!
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IsaacYoung123
Looks like festival security in the UK, where they don’t really care too much unless it’s super obvious
01100110
We'll just blame the gun or knife, scream for better laws & then do this same thing all over again.
kutison
maybe he's got magnets in his fingertips
malakim
Joke is on him, all my knives are made from non-magnetic ceramics
Alysaere
Those can help detect strong, pulsing magnetic fields (Like a microwave or sec scanner), but not really a gun at that free-floating distance
fakepointgenerator
Looks like a bunch of white people in their 50s/60s and one of their kids. Don't think anything too hardcore is going on there.
ScrewItTillNoneLeft
Are you implying white people are incapable of crime or only minorities can be "hardcore."
Bravacado
Yes.
fakepointgenerator
Also nice ignoring the 50s/60s comment.But you know what,yeah young black men commit violent crimes at a rate 7x higher than white men.bitch
fakepointgenerator
I'm saying you don't have a lot of knife fights or gang shootings at Barry Manilow concerts dipshit.
ScrewItTillNoneLeft
The only dipshit here is you
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
He probably gets paid minimum wage and chewed out for it.
TARENACCOUNT
these guys dont pay me enough... lets do my job poorly so innocent people may die. Bravo...
TomZarekVP
damned if he does damned if he doesn't, McDonalds is always hiring.
Drougals
He did get sacked
HOWBOI
Tbh, good
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I'm happy for that. I did metal wanding/bag checking, I found it fun but damn do people get sensitive/defensive. Found so much crap inbushes
JustCallMeBean
In bushes, you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)